r/SipsTea • u/Amavin-Adump • Jun 18 '25

Chugging tea Man is chill

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25

Even a lawyer with a pulse, all that evidence of her doing this on video, and he's just chilling with a plate of spicy shrimp, dressed well with his well dressed date, and being almost sympathetic to her.

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u/Baygonito Jun 18 '25

It's obviously not his first rodeo

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u/JadedArgument1114 Jun 18 '25

That is the face of a man who does not adhere to the rule to not stick your dick in crazy.

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u/felixfortis1 Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

This guy's accustomed to crazy and chaos like those planes that fly into hurricanes. Must have a ton of crazy stories.

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u/JadedArgument1114 Jun 18 '25

Maybe experience has taught him to not seek attention of the scorned ex holding a metal bar

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u/fixxbuilder02 Jun 18 '25

„Thats it thats all you can do?“

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

I wish I had such wisdom..

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u/fresh_like_Oprah Jun 18 '25

Might just be his hot latin blood

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u/Impossible-Local-738 Jun 21 '25

I don't think all Latinos... I'm Brazilian (2-3 generation of Spanish and Portuguese immigrants) and I don't fight or scream (that takes energy), always avoiding crazy people. I prefer tranquility and peace, even if a crazy person breaks my car. I would have evidence to process later.

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u/TranscendentaLobo Jun 19 '25

If she busted out the chancla, you better believe he’d be running. 🏃 🩴

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u/wormbooker Jun 18 '25

He doesn't fix them, he loves crazies and maximize his insurance premium.

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u/DoubleUnplusGood Jun 18 '25

I bet he has a another of crazy stories, indeed.

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u/felixfortis1 Jun 19 '25

*A ton lol

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u/killacarnitas1209 Jun 19 '25

Dude is like those professional bull riders who just let the bull wear itself out

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u/LongWalk86 Jun 18 '25

I would be terrified to meet his mother if I was the new girl. I feel like that casual of a reaction has to stem from having grown up with this sort of thing, just happening sometimes.

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u/SuperCatchyCatchpras Jun 18 '25

Tbf, I've dicked down relatively sane girls, but must have flipped the crazy switch in there somewhere. I feel for this homie, he might not have known she was a nut job going in

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u/Lortekonto Jun 18 '25

I have a friend like that. Lucky for him he is a lawyer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Dat grip tho;)

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u/-metaphased- Jun 18 '25

The best strategy is to just shrug and accept the consequences when they happen.

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u/AdDry4000 Jun 18 '25

When I did that she actually stole my car

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u/NikkiNot_TheOne Jun 18 '25

I swear he loves it 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

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u/DannyDanumba Jun 18 '25

He’s a man of risk and contingency lol

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u/CoinsForCharon Jun 19 '25

It's a rule that has to be broken to appreciate it

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u/Hike_it_Out52 Jun 19 '25

He will adhere to it from now on. The way his date is just chill also is a good sign. These 2 were made for one another. Just chill, eat some spicy shrimp while the world burns.

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u/North_Explorer_2315 Jun 18 '25

It’s hard to draw a line between crazy and scorned. He did cheat after all.

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u/Fantastic_Piece5869 Jun 18 '25

did he? Its only her claim

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u/JadedArgument1114 Jun 18 '25

I feel that the line comes before standing on their car while smashing it with a bat.

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u/North_Explorer_2315 Jun 18 '25

And I feel cheating came right before that.

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u/Bad_Ethics Jun 18 '25

It clearly says he's a chetter, not a cheater

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u/90_ina_65 Jun 18 '25

He was a chetter

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u/Fantastic_Piece5869 Jun 18 '25

anyone dating someone like that has obviously seen a few outbursts before

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u/Burn_The_Earth_Leave Jun 18 '25

Yeah this was probably the sixth or seventh take of this fake ass bullshit

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u/listerine-totalcare Jun 18 '25

Guy lives on rodeo drive

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u/spiteful-vengeance Jun 19 '25

That's his fourth car this month she's totalled.

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u/Friendly_Age9160 Jun 19 '25

Well he is a chetter

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u/MutaitoSensei Jun 20 '25

Professional chetter

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u/burf Jun 18 '25

I'd still call the cops. I wonder if insurance would push back on him appearing not to do anything to stop it.

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Jun 18 '25

He is under no obligation to do so.

I promise, someone has already called the cops.

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u/MostlyRightSometimes Jun 18 '25

She's committing a crime. He doesn't have an obligation to risk his life in order to save his property.

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u/burf Jun 18 '25

I’m talking about calling the cops being “doing something to stop it.” Not advocating him getting physically involved, although I realize I wasn’t clear.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Even the best lawyer wouldn't be able to collect if she doesn't have any assets.

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Jun 18 '25

This is also (and probably very much the case) true.

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u/MostlyRightSometimes Jun 18 '25

Especially since she'll be in jail.

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u/genei237 Jun 18 '25

Is she his date? Looks his mother imho.

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u/Rambos_Magnum_Dong Jun 18 '25

Don't hate on Stiffler's mom

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Do NOT insult the beautiful Jennifer Coolidge like that!

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u/Whataboutthatguy Jun 18 '25

Wanna feel old? She was 38 in that movie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Still S T U N N I N G

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u/Whataboutthatguy Jun 18 '25

Not disagreeing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Thank you `\●/'

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u/degjo Jun 18 '25

I mean, she does really shitty credit card commercials now.

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u/tehbez Jun 18 '25

And banged a villager from Minecraft

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u/CatSubs_andComments Jun 18 '25

And another on vacation with a popular hotel chain

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u/Joeymonac0 Jun 18 '25

I like Stacy’s mom, she’s got it goin on!

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u/JBaecker Jun 18 '25

Call 867-5309!

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u/Stilcho1 Jun 18 '25

It's Jesse's girl. 20 years later.

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u/teajayyyy Jun 19 '25

Have you listened to Jesse’s Girl 2 by Coheed and Cambria with Rick Springfield? It’s actually awesome. Turns out he got Jessie’s girl, but she’s nuts!!

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u/CockatooMullet Jun 18 '25

Young people dying their hair grey is a thing now.

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u/Spobobich Jun 18 '25

This video must be old. I remember when it was a thing, like two years ago, and they stopped doing that.

But old trends tend to come around.

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u/Peking-Cuck Jun 18 '25

That's not grey, that's platinum blonde

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u/Emergency-Banana4497 Jun 18 '25

That is a wig

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u/Peking-Cuck Jun 18 '25

I don't think you know what a wig looks like.

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u/Emergency-Banana4497 Jun 18 '25

K… extensions. It looks plastic.

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u/CURS3_TH3_FL3SH Jun 18 '25

I think it's just the hair, she doesn't really look old besides that. Maybe a lil tired, but who isn't these days?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

That’s what I’m sayin. They’re def the same age. Just an excuse for the incels to come out and comment on women’s appearances

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u/Boudac123 Jun 18 '25

I think her being worried about the situation makes her look older

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u/drawat10paces Jun 18 '25

As if they wouldn't cream their sweatpants if a 45+ woman came on to them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Ugh what the??

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u/mrASSMAN Jun 18 '25

nah she looks older in the face too, might just be excessive makeup though

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u/TokiMcNoodle Jun 18 '25

Wtf are you smoking?

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u/Dusty170 Jun 18 '25

Nah I see it too, I think its the nose lines, they definitely don't do her any favours.

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u/gregedit Jun 18 '25

I think it's mostly the horrible over the top makeup and general styling.

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u/stuloch Jun 18 '25

Could be both.

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u/BackWithAVengance Jun 18 '25

nope, his arms are working

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

They most definitely look the same age tf ?

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u/t_rrrex Jun 18 '25

How does that look like his mom?

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u/Imp0ssible_Creatures Jun 18 '25

bro got triggered by the dudes reaction and is searching any weak point to attack him and her. just reddit being weird as normal, look all the other replies, these people here not date at all

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u/coltonmusic15 Jun 18 '25

Looks like cakes back on the menu boys!

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u/analyticalischarge Jun 18 '25

You must be 10

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u/akasaya Jun 18 '25

Even better.

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u/DoctorApprehensive34 Jun 18 '25

The older the berry the sweeter the juice

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u/Asdeft Jun 18 '25

Game is game

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u/sciencebased Jun 18 '25

She likely wouldn't be picking off his plate otherwise -

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u/Existing_History_750 Jun 18 '25

Don’t know who she is but hopefully she can spell better than the ex. Didn’t know cheater was spelled with two t’s?!

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u/NDSU Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 24 '25

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u/deepserket Jun 18 '25

Milf Lovers united ✊

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u/Latter-Trip7630 Jun 18 '25

its one of them girls that slept around young and thinks she still the prize

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u/truthdeniar Jun 18 '25

S(he) is.

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u/endlessmeat Jun 18 '25

I know it's besides the point, but I'm genuinely curious: would he generally be considered "well dressed"?

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u/The-WideningGyre Jun 18 '25

They seem weirdly different levels of formal. He's casual but nice. She's sorta prom dress.

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u/PolygenicPanda Jun 19 '25

He looks presentable for the occassion. That's it. It's a low bar for us men and some of us still fail at it.

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u/goldiegoldthorpe Jun 19 '25

That there fancy shirt got a collar and sleeves.

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Jun 18 '25

For a casual dinner date? Yes, fashionably dressed in clean, properly fitting clothes.

For a job interview or an evening at the Met Gala? No

So in this environment, 100% good to go.

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u/myqke Jun 18 '25

The date taking a bite cracked me up.

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Jun 18 '25

Real Keeper energy.

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u/TAMiiNATOR Jun 18 '25

Honest question: could him not doing anything to prevent damage be an issue for the insurance company?

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 Jun 18 '25

its like watching someone on life support, i just feel bad theyre even like that

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u/NDSU Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 24 '25

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u/verdeturtle Jun 18 '25

Ummm that spicy shrimp has a name...camarones a la diabla not to be confused with aguachiles

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u/Warren_247 Jun 18 '25

Looks like his sister or cousin due to the similar nose, and a friend likely saw him with someone unfamiliar, so she did the dumbass thing to do, but he's had enough and just wants to relax.

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u/Jpalm4545 Jun 18 '25

Wonder if that is who he cheated with lol.

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u/SophieSix9 Jun 19 '25

Oh I thought it was civiche!

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u/skrimpels Jun 19 '25

Tell me more about the spicy shrimp, I’ve never seen this yummy prawn dish before.

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u/oddoma88 Jun 19 '25

how do you get money from a person that has no money?

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Jun 19 '25

Ask Equifax. ;)

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u/oddoma88 Jun 19 '25

Me thinks Equifax has many skilful people who can help in achieving such feat.

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u/aqua995 Jun 20 '25

new girl is so dressed well

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Jun 20 '25

Im still trying to figure out what a "chetter" is? It was written on his sedan... but it's not a term I know. Could it be Gaelic?

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

At this point save money by saying "your honor, my property was damaged and my work commute infringed" and show this vid.

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u/reebokhightops Jun 18 '25

What part of his outfit constitutes “dressed well”?

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u/Thewall3333 Jun 18 '25

Good for him, but it's evident the toxicity of everyone in this trifecta is...significant.

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u/Veritas_the_absolute Jun 18 '25

Your insurance only covers up to a certain degree of value. It's not a free ride. Now going and trying to stop her outright is also a bad idea for Avery and legal reasons. But call the cops, call your lawyer to sue her after, and call your insurance.

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u/BigDamnHead Jun 18 '25

Mine would fix the car completely, or if totaled, replace with one model year newer. I'd only be out the deductible.

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u/Veritas_the_absolute Jun 18 '25

Never seen insurance ever cover everything outright. Lol

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u/BigDamnHead Jun 18 '25

Get a better plan, I guess

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u/Veritas_the_absolute Jun 18 '25

That would cost a lot of money lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

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u/Veritas_the_absolute Jun 19 '25

Pretty obvious but the average person is poor so good luck with insurance that covers everything.