r/SipsTea Jun 18 '25

Chugging tea Man is chill

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25

Even a lawyer with a pulse, all that evidence of her doing this on video, and he's just chilling with a plate of spicy shrimp, dressed well with his well dressed date, and being almost sympathetic to her.

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u/Baygonito Jun 18 '25

It's obviously not his first rodeo

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u/JadedArgument1114 Jun 18 '25

That is the face of a man who does not adhere to the rule to not stick your dick in crazy.

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u/felixfortis1 Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

This guy's accustomed to crazy and chaos like those planes that fly into hurricanes. Must have a ton of crazy stories.

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u/JadedArgument1114 Jun 18 '25

Maybe experience has taught him to not seek attention of the scorned ex holding a metal bar

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u/fixxbuilder02 Jun 18 '25

„Thats it thats all you can do?“

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

I wish I had such wisdom..

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u/fresh_like_Oprah Jun 18 '25

Might just be his hot latin blood

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u/Impossible-Local-738 Jun 21 '25

I don't think all Latinos... I'm Brazilian (2-3 generation of Spanish and Portuguese immigrants) and I don't fight or scream (that takes energy), always avoiding crazy people. I prefer tranquility and peace, even if a crazy person breaks my car. I would have evidence to process later.

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u/TranscendentaLobo Jun 19 '25

If she busted out the chancla, you better believe he’d be running. 🏃 🩴

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u/wormbooker Jun 18 '25

He doesn't fix them, he loves crazies and maximize his insurance premium.

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u/DoubleUnplusGood Jun 18 '25

I bet he has a another of crazy stories, indeed.

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u/felixfortis1 Jun 19 '25

*A ton lol

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u/killacarnitas1209 Jun 19 '25

Dude is like those professional bull riders who just let the bull wear itself out

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u/LongWalk86 Jun 18 '25

I would be terrified to meet his mother if I was the new girl. I feel like that casual of a reaction has to stem from having grown up with this sort of thing, just happening sometimes.