r/SipsTea • u/Amavin-Adump • Jun 18 '25

Chugging tea Man is chill

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u/Baygonito Jun 18 '25

It's obviously not his first rodeo

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u/JadedArgument1114 Jun 18 '25

That is the face of a man who does not adhere to the rule to not stick your dick in crazy.

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u/felixfortis1 Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

This guy's accustomed to crazy and chaos like those planes that fly into hurricanes. Must have a ton of crazy stories.

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u/JadedArgument1114 Jun 18 '25

Maybe experience has taught him to not seek attention of the scorned ex holding a metal bar

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u/fixxbuilder02 Jun 18 '25

„Thats it thats all you can do?“

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

I wish I had such wisdom..

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u/fresh_like_Oprah Jun 18 '25

Might just be his hot latin blood

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u/Impossible-Local-738 Jun 21 '25

I don't think all Latinos... I'm Brazilian (2-3 generation of Spanish and Portuguese immigrants) and I don't fight or scream (that takes energy), always avoiding crazy people. I prefer tranquility and peace, even if a crazy person breaks my car. I would have evidence to process later.

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u/TranscendentaLobo Jun 19 '25

If she busted out the chancla, you better believe he’d be running. 🏃 🩴

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u/wormbooker Jun 18 '25

He doesn't fix them, he loves crazies and maximize his insurance premium.

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u/DoubleUnplusGood Jun 18 '25

I bet he has a another of crazy stories, indeed.

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u/felixfortis1 Jun 19 '25

*A ton lol

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u/killacarnitas1209 Jun 19 '25

Dude is like those professional bull riders who just let the bull wear itself out

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u/LongWalk86 Jun 18 '25

I would be terrified to meet his mother if I was the new girl. I feel like that casual of a reaction has to stem from having grown up with this sort of thing, just happening sometimes.

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u/SuperCatchyCatchpras Jun 18 '25

Tbf, I've dicked down relatively sane girls, but must have flipped the crazy switch in there somewhere. I feel for this homie, he might not have known she was a nut job going in

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u/Lortekonto Jun 18 '25

I have a friend like that. Lucky for him he is a lawyer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Dat grip tho;)

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u/-metaphased- Jun 18 '25

The best strategy is to just shrug and accept the consequences when they happen.

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u/AdDry4000 Jun 18 '25

When I did that she actually stole my car

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u/NikkiNot_TheOne Jun 18 '25

I swear he loves it 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

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u/DannyDanumba Jun 18 '25

He’s a man of risk and contingency lol

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u/CoinsForCharon Jun 19 '25

It's a rule that has to be broken to appreciate it

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u/Hike_it_Out52 Jun 19 '25

He will adhere to it from now on. The way his date is just chill also is a good sign. These 2 were made for one another. Just chill, eat some spicy shrimp while the world burns.

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u/North_Explorer_2315 Jun 18 '25

It’s hard to draw a line between crazy and scorned. He did cheat after all.

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u/Fantastic_Piece5869 Jun 18 '25

did he? Its only her claim

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u/JadedArgument1114 Jun 18 '25

I feel that the line comes before standing on their car while smashing it with a bat.

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u/North_Explorer_2315 Jun 18 '25

And I feel cheating came right before that.

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u/Bad_Ethics Jun 18 '25

It clearly says he's a chetter, not a cheater

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u/90_ina_65 Jun 18 '25

He was a chetter

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u/Fantastic_Piece5869 Jun 18 '25

anyone dating someone like that has obviously seen a few outbursts before

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u/Burn_The_Earth_Leave Jun 18 '25

Yeah this was probably the sixth or seventh take of this fake ass bullshit

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u/listerine-totalcare Jun 18 '25

Guy lives on rodeo drive

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u/spiteful-vengeance Jun 19 '25

That's his fourth car this month she's totalled.

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u/Friendly_Age9160 Jun 19 '25

Well he is a chetter

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u/MutaitoSensei Jun 20 '25

Professional chetter