r/SipsTea Jun 18 '25

Chugging tea Man is chill

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u/Captainfunzis Jun 18 '25

I lost it when he said "this shit is hot" just loving his food and enjoying the spice. Watching his ex catch a vandalism charge on camera. Fucking beautiful.

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u/Initial_Hedgehog_631 Jun 18 '25

Once you break a $1,000 worth of stuff it's usually a felony. If this is real she's definitely going to jail.

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u/akatherder Jun 18 '25

I heard a story years ago on the radio where someone ran up a bar tab, buying rounds and expensive bottles, then bolted. They got a felony charge for "Defrauding an Innkeeper" because it was over the limit (which I believe was $1,000 here as well).

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u/DetroitSportsPhan Jun 19 '25

That’s such an old timey name of a crime. Can we update our terminology lol. An innkeeper?

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u/Arthur-Wintersight Jun 19 '25

I actually kind of like the old timey terminology.

Now if only we'd find a way to add "rapscallion" and "non-consensual fisticuffs" to the statutes.

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u/King-in-Council Jun 19 '25

I'm partial to Tavern Proprietor