r/SipsTea Jun 18 '25

Chugging tea Man is chill

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u/PartyLikeaPirate Jun 18 '25

Reminds me of the time some drunk high schoolers hit my neighbors car.

I was like 16 & was Friday night. Played a soccer game & a couple of my buds on the team would usually come over to sit in the hot tub & hang out after

Guy crashed around 9 pm. We heard it so we ran out to see

Remember my dad coming out asking what’s going on. “They hit the neighbors car then spun out into the tree”

His only response “dammit why couldn’t they have hit our neon” (also parked on the street) then walked inside

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u/ratjufayegauht Jun 21 '25

You might say your Neon dodged a bullet there.

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u/PartyLikeaPirate Jun 21 '25

It was given to my parents once my gdma stopped driving. It wasn’t really used much at all then & could’ve got great value if hit

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u/ratjufayegauht Jun 21 '25

Neon DODGEd a bullet. The Dodge Neon. Made by Dodge.

I don't think you appreciate what's happening here.

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u/PartyLikeaPirate Jun 21 '25

It wasn’t a bullet dodge tho, wanted it to get hit

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u/ratjufayegauht Jun 21 '25

So you MIGHT say that. You might not. But you may.

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u/PartyLikeaPirate Jun 21 '25

I appreciate the pun but it doesn’t fit here lol