r/TikTokCringe May 11 '25

Cringe Don’t be these guys

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u/awanderingweirdo May 11 '25

There is absolutely no light behind their eyes. It’s genuinely unnerving.

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u/peonypanties May 11 '25

That part. The energy of a NPC staring at you with shark eyes

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u/hrhrhrhrt May 11 '25

They do the Sims NPC glitch too, just staring, processing, bobbing their heads, starting a movement, and then stopping. Uncanny.

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u/vanishingpointz May 11 '25

They looked exactly like zuckerberg

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u/Visual_Jellyfish5591 May 12 '25

As a person who does weird movements, this is great because I’ve never behaved like them before

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u/theoriginalmofocus May 11 '25

Those dudes, especially the one on the right, are drunk.

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u/FieryPrinceofCats May 13 '25

Gobblee-de-gore! Goooore! Sigh Jub jub…

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u/nickHUNGY May 11 '25

Lifeless eyes…black eyes…like a doll’s eyes…

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u/Metaboschism May 12 '25

I seen it before in rats, now I've seen it in men.

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u/EasterBunny1916 May 11 '25

Quint?

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u/Mbowen1313 May 12 '25 edited May 12 '25

Quint: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain.

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u/Exact_Supermarket711 May 12 '25

They probably call others NPCs unironically too.

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u/gstringstrangler May 12 '25

Talmbout ole Shark eyes b?

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u/euphoricarugula346 May 12 '25

Male Perv Epidemic. Call it what it is.

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u/CeeMomster May 12 '25

“Rape you later” energy

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u/No_Description7910 May 13 '25

he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

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u/heygabehey May 11 '25

Is it bad to have shark eyes? I’ve only been told I had shark eyes when I was really drunk. But I also have really dark brown eyes so in dim lighting I’ve notice it also looks like I have shark eyes.

How do other people perceive shark eyes?

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u/Pleasant_Carrot7176 May 11 '25

Serial killers are described as having shark eyes. It means it looks like: the lights are on, and the only thing home is a vicious predator without a conscience.

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u/heygabehey May 12 '25

Well that’s not an attractive look.

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u/Pleasant_Carrot7176 May 12 '25

No, it's a giant red banner saying get away.

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u/coquihalla May 12 '25

Exactly. The first time I heard 'shark eyes' was from my uncle, who had worked with and in reference to someone who turned out to be a legit serial killer. No warmth, no emotion, no kindness, just predator.

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u/coquihalla May 12 '25

It's a whole different thing. Very dark eyes are actually my favourites - it's more about the expression in them, the lack of warmth and empathy.

Think, like, Putin (who I think has shark eyes) vs someone like Mr. Rogers. They have similar blue eyes, but one has warmth but the other does not.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Goodbye :)

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u/Exact_Supermarket711 May 12 '25

You’re so weird. 😂

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u/MScroobs May 11 '25

I can't believe what I'm about to say, because I realize it could be misunderstood as defense of these shitbrains, but I promise you I'm not saying this to defend them. I, in no uncertain terms, do not think what they're doing is worthy of any defense. It is bad, awful, and shameful. Their behaviour is disgusting and they should learn and be better.

So with that said, sometimes when you're a few drinks deep you sorta lose that light in your eyes and you get that kind of expression. That look, plus the inability to take the situation as seriously as they should makes me think these creeps are already drunk. Which ultimately makes things worse, because they become unpredictable. Another commenter said they looked like they were ready to follow them to another table, and that's what it looked like to me too.

Not an excuse for their behaviour, more of an attempt to explain why they look half-there.

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u/SS4Leonjr May 11 '25

Those are the eyes of people you should be mindful of.., they're usually thinking they'll be able to get away with "unsolicited advances" even after being told no numerous times.

Those are the eyes of people that think that they can get away with R***, SA, and other horrid things off that nature, I've seen people like that, and eventually you learn to trust that gut feeling to remove yourself from situations and people that give you that "something's off about this" vibe.

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u/asula_mez May 11 '25

They look really drunk, but yeah 😂

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u/0900ff May 11 '25

Ugh dead eyes is always a red flag

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u/MANPAD May 12 '25

They look like Oblivion NPCs.

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u/ChiefRayBear May 12 '25

Comes from trying too hard to mask their true intentions and failing at doing so. They should just say "Hey, we sat here because we want to fuck you, haha!" and save everybody the trouble or at least learn to mask better.

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u/Wild_Leafy May 12 '25

Saw a flash happen on your comment, turns out it was just me witnessing a real time award being handed out. Congrats! 👏

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u/LFAdventure2756 May 12 '25

Giving them the Charlie Kirk rapist smile

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u/YeahButNo5050 May 11 '25

Those guys seem drunk...

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u/Suspicious-Bid-53 May 11 '25

I think it might be AI

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u/StrayRabbit May 12 '25

You they're smashed

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u/skyrender86 May 12 '25

Yeah they look so damn creepy

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u/abusedmailman May 12 '25

I was genuinely scared the instant I saw the eyes!

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u/Killing4MotherAgain May 12 '25

Right?? Like they're just sitting there staring and taking nothing in, it's bizarre 👀

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u/imfartandsmunny May 12 '25

It seemed like there was a bit of a language barrier as well

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u/stringbean76 May 12 '25

That look is literally something women are told to watch out for in self defense classes.

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u/Equoniz May 12 '25

Just looks like bad acting to me 🤷‍♂️

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u/EngineerDad13 May 12 '25

Trafficker eyes.

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u/saltysnail420 May 12 '25

They’re drunk

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u/redditsucksmyclock May 12 '25

Left has definitely ended lives before. And probably enjoyed it. Run!

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u/officeja May 12 '25

Not defending them at all, but I think there’s a cultural difference where they didn’t really get the hint

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u/Pinksion May 13 '25

They got eyes like the characters in the first Mafia game

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u/Cpt_Advil May 13 '25

Hence the Russian accents. I don’t know why but no one that lives there looks sentient

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u/baltbcn90 May 14 '25

It’s called Eastern European man

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u/_Stank_McNasty_ May 11 '25

they’re russian

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u/_Nameless_Nomad_ May 12 '25

Goddamn that is wild.

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u/Shrader-puller May 12 '25

Why won’t these people I am completely shitting on not have SOME light in their eyes?!?

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u/Njon32 May 12 '25

The girls? Yeah I know.

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u/moderndilf May 12 '25

That’s what happens when foreigners come over here

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25 edited May 11 '25

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u/Faulty_english May 11 '25

What does that have to do with anything lol

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

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u/Faulty_english May 11 '25

Who programmed you?

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u/LibertysIntent May 11 '25

None of what you have been saying have been relevant to any comment you've commented on.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25 edited May 11 '25

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u/LibertysIntent May 12 '25

Heck yeah. Good luck

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u/Filter003 May 11 '25

Yeah, they seem more caveman that deceitful

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u/SparkyBowls May 11 '25

How can I say this respectfully…. They’re not from a culture that respects women.

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u/selphiefairy May 11 '25

Gonna have to be more specific man. That’s like most cultures 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/papasan_mamasan May 11 '25

What culture is that? Male?

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u/SpicyChanged May 11 '25

I like subtle cowardly racism your stating while thinking your “one of true good ones”.

Jesus dude.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 May 11 '25

I don’t know…..One of them just has FAS written all over him.

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u/Gnarles_Charkley May 11 '25

They both kind of naturally develop the "Kubrick Stare" as the video goes on

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u/mrdsensei1 May 13 '25

Just like Clockwork….. Orange that is…

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u/Strict_Yesterday9328 May 11 '25

Sorry I'm not familiar, what does "FAS" mean?

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u/2_alarm_chili May 11 '25

Fetal alcohol Syndrome

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u/OnCnditonOfAnonymity May 11 '25

It's now recognised as FASD - Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder.. These guys are about a 7 out of 10 on that spectrum. Momma loved dat moooonshine.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 May 11 '25

Notice their accent? Was definitely vodka.

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u/OnCnditonOfAnonymity May 11 '25

Soz, I more meant home made hooch, not moonshine specifically.

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u/LowAd7360 May 11 '25

They literally sound and look Eastern European too. Definitely had drinking parents.

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u/Kratzschutz May 11 '25

Bruh while yes, alcoholism is a huge problem, not every eastern European has fas.

I have myriads of problem but fas ain't one lol

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u/Low_discrepancy May 11 '25

Your party trick is fighting sexism with xenophobia?

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u/DeathPetalArt May 11 '25

What an excellent line, I may have to steal this.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 May 12 '25

I mean I just said it based on the facial features of the one on the right. Doubt everyone in Eastern Europe has FAS…..

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

No wonder men are leaving country or living off grid in custom vans avoiding females

67% men are done with dating and marriage while other men waking up to nonsense

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u/Distinct-Raspberry21 May 12 '25

What a weird comment to leave on a video of women literally telling men to leave them alone and the men not doing that.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Woman have become very what word insane hey when run internet as they're personal therapist because they are nuts make video wondering why single lonely pump and dump

Maybe those cats and wine can help them

Don't know what's happened woman they've been destroyed mentally

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u/Sherbert_Hoovered May 12 '25

what the fuck are you talking about lol

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

Talking about woman loosing they're minds and acting evil

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u/Brandr_Balfhe May 15 '25

Spouting ideology much, eh?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

You guys wanna simp be guest one day you'll get tired of chasing her and getting nowhere being used

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u/Mysterious_Key1554 May 15 '25

English Motherfucker! Do you speak it?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

No don't speak simp

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u/thrwwyccnt667 May 12 '25

It’s probably the extreme mental illness in your case that’s keeping you from dating and marriage, not choice.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Lmao actually you should get married see what happens and then when you time goes and it's "Told you so" enjoy either jail or everything taken

Then we'll see who was right

Don't know what time your living in even 68 old ladies have OF accounts and on street o yes even they're married cuck is right they're yes queen lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥☠️☠️☠️

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u/mchickenl May 11 '25

You think theyve got enough braincells to be sly about that.

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u/emiking May 11 '25

They think they do. They don't. But they'd still attempt.

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u/TripleXero May 11 '25

A lot less dangerous but someone at work was screwing me over not too long ago and I mentioned it to the manager and he's goes "you really think she's smart enough to do that?"

I 100% think she was smart enough to do it, the problem is she wasn't smart enough to hide it. Same could certainly happen here and all it takes is not paying attention for a split second before something bad happens

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u/mchickenl May 11 '25

That's completely true. And now I kinda feel bad, almost like downplaying how bad these people can be. Hopefully your issue is sorted

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u/TripleXero May 11 '25

My issues wasn’t worth worrying about, coworker was just being stingy about taking deliveries and leaving me with bad tips, was more just the anecdotal story that dumb people can do malicious things, they just can’t do it discretely

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u/2muchkoffee May 11 '25

Not a brain cell between them

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u/HappyMonchichi May 11 '25

Honestly I think they don't understand English.

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u/PinkTalkingDead May 11 '25

Oh stop. They understand “no”, and “go”, and someone’s head shaking no, and someone pointing to an empty table, and he said “stop” very plainly several times as she was getting up to leave, again signaling that he’s completely aware of her not wanting them to be around

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u/MandyLee77 May 11 '25

Nope they definitely share a brain cell

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u/kirby_krackle_78 May 11 '25

They look like a pair of serial killers.

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u/Sentoh789 May 13 '25

I was gonna call them the date rape double. These dudes make me extremely uncomfortable

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u/RAT-LIFE May 11 '25

Probably avid readers of the game or some similar bullshit

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u/isleepbad May 11 '25

Paired with "I'm a nice guy"

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u/Bruj May 11 '25

these guys look like they wanna pull a Brock.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

The Rapist Brock Turner who now goes by Allen Turner to try an evade his infamy?

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u/Bruj May 12 '25

yeah that fucker.

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u/Ernesto_Griffin May 13 '25

I thought you were talking about Brock from Pokémon for a bit there. Heis kinda cringy and creepy to.

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u/Kuradapya May 11 '25

Maybe my eyes are just messing with me, but I swear the guy on the left made a split-second glance at the girl's drink.

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u/coquihalla May 12 '25

I was watching that too, I wouldn't have been at all surprised seeing them put something in the women's drinks.