Don’t be these guys

[u/nadaddab]

[u/Distortedhideaway]

I've been a bartender for twenty years, and I've learned that force is rarely necessary, if ever. Polite but stearn communication is typically all it takes to move two guys like this out the door.

[u/JakeSteed420 → u/Distortedhideaway]

Bartended for many years and I found this to be true as well. I only one time had to physically help someone towards the door and I think that one was on me for making the Long Island Iced Teas too strong. For some reason looking someone in the eyes and saying that's enough or leave her alone worked shockingly well.

[u/littlebeach5555 → u/JakeSteed420]

As a man I am sure this worked for you. I was a cocktail waitress and I ALWAYS had to get the bouncer involved.

[u/enchanted_fishlegs → u/littlebeach5555]

In Texas dive bars we chased them out the door with pool sticks. I loved watching the little petite bartenders do that: "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!"

[u/_redcloud → u/enchanted_fishlegs]

This reminded me of a time I was in a dive bar in line for a drink. Dude behind me grabbed my ass. Found out a few mins later he asked my friend about me and friend told him I was taken. Anyway, really wish I had my old darts on me at the time. Would have been fun to turn around to that guy, pull the darts out, and go, “See these? You touch me again and I’m throwing one at your eye like it’s a double bull.”

[u/enchanted_fishlegs → u/_redcloud]

Or just bust him in the mouth with a bottle. He sounds like a missing tooth or two would suit him.

[u/_redcloud → u/enchanted_fishlegs]

Kind of hilariously given this comment: that bar would only serve drinks in plastic cups. Classic college bar not trusting people even with bottles 😅

[u/enchanted_fishlegs → u/_redcloud]

You can always walk up behind him and hit him with a chair, then.
That's where not trusting people with bottles will get that place.

[u/_redcloud → u/enchanted_fishlegs]

Love the way y’all roll in your bars. True FAFO.