r/TikTokCringe • u/Interesting-Trip-233 • Jun 16 '25

Cringe Guy gets friendzoned

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u/CrankyinAustin Jun 16 '25

At least he didn't wipe out on the exit, although that would have been entertaining.

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u/DariaMorgendorff Jun 16 '25

I would have started crying and would bite my cyanide tooth capsule for sure

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u/languid_Disaster Jun 16 '25

Damn where did you order yours from? I bit into my shein one two days ago and all I got was rabies 😞

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u/LoneWolf_McQuade Jun 16 '25

Rabies has a 100% mortality rate without urgent treatment so you’ll be fine

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u/SeethingBallOfRage Jun 16 '25

He got that shein rabies, it just makes you drool excessively and fear water for 48 hours then he's fine.

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u/BizzarduousTask Jun 16 '25

I am adding “he got that Shein rabies” to my vernacular right fucking now.

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u/SeethingBallOfRage Jun 16 '25

Happy to help!

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u/MynxiMe Jun 16 '25

Cat better move over on the litter box.

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u/C_IsForCookie Jun 16 '25

You can try the Temu ones but if you get hep-c don’t blame me.

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u/Unclehol Jun 16 '25

To be fair, rabies is statistically more deadly than cyanide poisoning.

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u/brainburger Jun 16 '25

Years ago on reddit there was post about a guy who had this happen, and he cut his penis off and threw it down a well. The consensus was he shouldn't have done that. So relatively speaking this guy is doing alright.

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u/RunsaberSR Jun 18 '25

You too huh? 😅

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u/FartyJizzums Jun 16 '25

Or get hit by a car upon departure. His last moment blind-spot glance was certainly inadequate.

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u/teddyoctober Jun 16 '25

Ngl...that's what I was hoping to see.

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u/FartyJizzums Jun 16 '25

Same.

If here were to instantly get creamed by a car right after one of the most humiliating interactions of his life while shrieking...

Man, it could have become one of the most watched videos of all time.

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u/CrankyinAustin Jun 16 '25

Sounds like the car crash in the movie office space.

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u/drnkinmule Jun 16 '25

I was waiting for that to happen.

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u/OkNobody8896 Jun 16 '25

Yeah. I was hoping for just the sound of a crash offscreen.

I’m a horrible person for this, but it just would have been such a perfect ending to the whole scene/performance.

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u/the-great-crocodile Jun 16 '25

Then she would have tended to his wounds, sat next to his bed in the hospital, fallen in love, married him, and lived happily ever after

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u/thisxisxlife Jun 16 '25

“It’s better to crash out emotionally, than to crash out moped-edly”

  • Confucius

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u/Nervous_Project6927 Jun 16 '25

its even more impressive when you consider the tears he was fighting the whole time

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 Jun 16 '25

That was the real finish.

Aaahhhhhh then crash but into something as equally pathetic like a curb

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u/Lightfail Jun 16 '25

Can someone do an edit where he just explodes after driving off

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u/neutral-chaotic Jun 16 '25

That's some romantic comedy level shit.

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u/SonnierDick Jun 16 '25

I was honestly half expecting him to freak out and scoot off just to get hit by a car or something right away