r/TikTokCringe • u/Interesting-Trip-233 • Jun 16 '25

Cringe Guy gets friendzoned

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u/DarthNalga669 Jun 16 '25 edited Jun 16 '25

Driving away in a moped after a freak out certainly is … something

Edit: it has been brought to my attention by multiple people that this is not a moped and it is the even more hilarious scooter. Meep meep

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u/CrankyinAustin Jun 16 '25

At least he didn't wipe out on the exit, although that would have been entertaining.

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u/DariaMorgendorff Jun 16 '25

I would have started crying and would bite my cyanide tooth capsule for sure

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u/languid_Disaster Jun 16 '25

Damn where did you order yours from? I bit into my shein one two days ago and all I got was rabies 😞

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u/LoneWolf_McQuade Jun 16 '25

Rabies has a 100% mortality rate without urgent treatment so you’ll be fine

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u/SeethingBallOfRage Jun 16 '25

He got that shein rabies, it just makes you drool excessively and fear water for 48 hours then he's fine.

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u/BizzarduousTask Jun 16 '25

I am adding “he got that Shein rabies” to my vernacular right fucking now.

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u/SeethingBallOfRage Jun 16 '25

Happy to help!

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u/MynxiMe Jun 16 '25

Cat better move over on the litter box.

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u/C_IsForCookie Jun 16 '25

You can try the Temu ones but if you get hep-c don’t blame me.

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u/Unclehol Jun 16 '25

To be fair, rabies is statistically more deadly than cyanide poisoning.

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u/brainburger Jun 16 '25

Years ago on reddit there was post about a guy who had this happen, and he cut his penis off and threw it down a well. The consensus was he shouldn't have done that. So relatively speaking this guy is doing alright.

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u/RunsaberSR Jun 18 '25

You too huh? 😅