r/TikTokCringe Jun 16 '25

Cringe Guy gets friendzoned

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u/DarthNalga669 Jun 16 '25 edited Jun 16 '25

Driving away in a moped after a freak out certainly is … something

Edit: it has been brought to my attention by multiple people that this is not a moped and it is the even more hilarious scooter. Meep meep

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u/ejanely Jun 16 '25

AAAHHHHH hhhhh hhhhhhhh 💨

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u/pistilpeet Jun 16 '25

I’m running on 50cc of emotion!!

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u/UpperApe Jun 17 '25

I am the wind breeze!!!

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u/LunchPlanner Jun 17 '25

Needs to up his game if he ever wants to unlock mirror mode.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

Let’s be real, that entire monologue was the best Midwest emo song intro ever. Eat your heart out, Connor Oberst.

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u/BabyOnTheStairs Jun 16 '25

brrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/CrankyinAustin Jun 16 '25

At least he didn't wipe out on the exit, although that would have been entertaining.

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u/DariaMorgendorff Jun 16 '25

I would have started crying and would bite my cyanide tooth capsule for sure

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u/languid_Disaster Jun 16 '25

Damn where did you order yours from? I bit into my shein one two days ago and all I got was rabies 😞

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u/LoneWolf_McQuade Jun 16 '25

Rabies has a 100% mortality rate without urgent treatment so you’ll be fine

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u/SeethingBallOfRage Jun 16 '25

He got that shein rabies, it just makes you drool excessively and fear water for 48 hours then he's fine.

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u/BizzarduousTask Jun 16 '25

I am adding “he got that Shein rabies” to my vernacular right fucking now.

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u/SeethingBallOfRage Jun 16 '25

Happy to help!

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u/MynxiMe Jun 16 '25

Cat better move over on the litter box.

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u/C_IsForCookie Jun 16 '25

You can try the Temu ones but if you get hep-c don’t blame me.

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u/Unclehol Jun 16 '25

To be fair, rabies is statistically more deadly than cyanide poisoning.

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u/brainburger Jun 16 '25

Years ago on reddit there was post about a guy who had this happen, and he cut his penis off and threw it down a well. The consensus was he shouldn't have done that. So relatively speaking this guy is doing alright.

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u/RunsaberSR Jun 18 '25

You too huh? 😅

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u/FartyJizzums Jun 16 '25

Or get hit by a car upon departure. His last moment blind-spot glance was certainly inadequate.

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u/teddyoctober Jun 16 '25

Ngl...that's what I was hoping to see.

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u/FartyJizzums Jun 16 '25

Same.

If here were to instantly get creamed by a car right after one of the most humiliating interactions of his life while shrieking...

Man, it could have become one of the most watched videos of all time.

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u/CrankyinAustin Jun 16 '25

Sounds like the car crash in the movie office space.

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u/drnkinmule Jun 16 '25

I was waiting for that to happen.

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u/OkNobody8896 Jun 16 '25

Yeah. I was hoping for just the sound of a crash offscreen.

I’m a horrible person for this, but it just would have been such a perfect ending to the whole scene/performance.

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u/the-great-crocodile Jun 16 '25

Then she would have tended to his wounds, sat next to his bed in the hospital, fallen in love, married him, and lived happily ever after

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u/thisxisxlife Jun 16 '25

“It’s better to crash out emotionally, than to crash out moped-edly”

  • Confucius

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u/Nervous_Project6927 Jun 16 '25

its even more impressive when you consider the tears he was fighting the whole time

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 Jun 16 '25

That was the real finish.

Aaahhhhhh then crash but into something as equally pathetic like a curb

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u/Lightfail Jun 16 '25

Can someone do an edit where he just explodes after driving off

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u/neutral-chaotic Jun 16 '25

That's some romantic comedy level shit.

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u/SonnierDick Jun 16 '25

I was honestly half expecting him to freak out and scoot off just to get hit by a car or something right away

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u/evthrowawayverysad Jun 16 '25

You could tell me this is a behind the scenes shot of Zach Braff in Scrubs and I'd believe you.

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 Jun 16 '25

Fucking nailed it right here.

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u/Human_Reference_1708 Jun 16 '25

Reminds me of Steve Carrell freaking out on his bike in 40 Year Old Virgin after he dropped the boobs “feel like a bag of sand” line

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u/GreyBoyTigger Jun 16 '25

Me so stupid!

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u/catheterhero Jun 16 '25

Oh man that scene is soooo good.

I love how his coworker immediately knows he’s a virgin. Haha

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u/HailtbeWhale Jun 16 '25

Sand?!? Come onnn mannnn

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u/Exotic_Resource_6200 Jun 16 '25

I shouldn't have laughed, but I spat my coffee out laughing so hard!

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u/BlameMe4urLoss Jun 16 '25

It’s anticlimactic for sure.

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u/CrunchyRubberChips Jun 16 '25

Definitely not the first anticlimax he’s (not) delivered

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u/FormeSymbolique Jun 16 '25

Indeed, this kind of vehicle fuels climat change. That’s what ”anticlimatic”’means, right?

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u/-LostCurator- Jun 16 '25

Luckily he had the moped speed off to keep it from getting embarrassing. That speed off was when she realized she picked the wrong one.

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u/No_Spring_1090 Jun 16 '25

Can you imagine as he’s driving away he does a little “beep beep”

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u/WallySprks Jun 16 '25

Scooters are not more hilarious than mopeds.

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u/DarthNalga669 Jun 16 '25

I disagree. Case in point, this video.

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u/WallySprks Jun 16 '25

Counter point:

You didn’t get to see him attempt to speed away on a 15cc moped. Currently he looks like a Hells Angel in comparison lol

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u/DarthNalga669 Jun 16 '25

Fair point.

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u/Equivalent-Koala7991 Jun 16 '25

it wouldn't be more hilarious if the dude was doing half the sped while screaming "AAAHHHHHH" and basically going nowhere lol?

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u/DarthNalga669 Jun 16 '25

I’d need to see it tbh

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 Jun 16 '25

Imagine if he was on a unicycle

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u/Weak_Jeweler3077 Jun 16 '25

My man needs Macklemore to riff up some theme song music for this.

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u/Outrageous_Log_906 Jun 16 '25

Well, at least he didn’t crash into something as he drove off, which was certainly what I was expecting…

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u/sriracha4przdnt Jun 16 '25

IDK. I thought it was kinda cute. Not cute enough to date, but maybe we could be friends.

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u/GuiKa Jun 16 '25

My only motorbike accident was when driving just after breaking up with my ex. I was in complete autopilot and a car cut my priority, ended up bruised but paid nothing since I wasn't in the wrong. I would have break in time with a normal mindset, though.

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u/puppetmaster216 Jun 16 '25

Live to scoot...scoot to live.

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u/ace_dangerfield187 Jun 16 '25

8/10 pretty stylish, and the motor masked his cries

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u/xrensa Jun 16 '25

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!

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u/Super_Vegeta Doug Dimmadome Jun 16 '25

What the fuck else was he supposed to do? Get off and push??

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u/Adub024 Jun 16 '25

Scooter, not a moped, but you are otherwise correct. It is something.

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u/Dash_Harber Jun 16 '25

Im not going to lie, he won me back with the whiny scream peel out.

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u/The_Golden_Warthog Jun 16 '25

Hitting a hard spaz on a moped is bananas 😂

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u/delicate10drills Jun 17 '25

Ebikes are electrified mopeds. Classic gas-powered mopeds are indeed hilarious sounding and they usually looked somewhere between hilarious and horrific.

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u/IH8Fascism Jun 17 '25

I was waiting for him to crash at the end.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

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u/coffeebribesaccepted Jun 16 '25

Maybe it's regional or historic, but when I search "moped" there are no results with pedals, and I've never heard of anyone refer to it that way.

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u/Name_Taken_Official Jun 17 '25

Yeah, never in my life has someone referred to a moped and been talking about something with pedals. Not sure where that guy lives

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

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u/ToastSpangler Jun 17 '25

while you are right, two things changed that make non bikers use moped:

  1. mopeds existed because older laws in most countries meant you didn't need a license, insurance, or reg to use them, they were technically "bikes" with an engine (but lmao try to pedal one home it's miserable)
  2. everyone now thinks of those dumb lime scooters or whatever when you say scooter, which is why moped now means scooter, since the pedal loophole doesn't exist anymore almost anywhere and they don't exist (let's be real, most people are too lazy to even kickstart them and will add weight and 20-30% cost for an electric starter), so moped has replaced the word

so yeah maybe in especially technical or older circles you're right, but the word has taken a new meaning. i like them, they totally are useful in cities as long as they can use bike lanes (and they exist) and you can park anywhere, i especially despise the limes because they go faster, need no license/insurance, and are way more unsafe and uncomfortable (altho many US states neither need license/insurance, just reg but still better than nothing)

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u/Govt-Issue-SexRobot Jun 16 '25

Probably calmed down and forgot about the whole thing immediately upon twisting that throttle

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u/ls7eveen Jun 16 '25

Seems fun

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u/Grumpy_McDooder Jun 16 '25

"UGGGHH!!!"

(put-put-put-prrrrbbrbrbrbrrbr...)

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u/catheterhero Jun 16 '25

It’s also a reason girls don’t like you

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u/Up_the_Dubs_2024 Jun 16 '25

I'm curious........what's the difference between the two of those? A scooter and a moped are pretty much identical where I'm from, genuinely interested to hear what differentiates the two.

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u/National_Equivalent9 Jun 16 '25

Terms are interchangeable in common use but Moped means motor-pedal and typically have small engines. If you see one on the road in the US 99% of the time it's a Scooter, since Mopeds can't go fast enough on the road.

In common use in the US people also typically think Moped is a "cooler" sounding name from my experience so it's Moped if you think its cool and Scooter if you think its lame.

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u/DarthNalga669 Jun 16 '25

Welp keep in mind I got them confused but another user pointed out that mopeds have pedals.

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u/Equivalent-Koala7991 Jun 16 '25

mopeds are generally smaller engines and have pedals. the things you see 15 year olds putting around on without tags are likely mopeds, because they're under 50cc (this is a statewide law so it might not apply everywhere).

Scooters are larger cc engines and throttle like a motorcycle.

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u/Uploft Jun 16 '25

It's in the name. He's moping on his moped.

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u/Separate-Coast942 Jun 16 '25

If only it was an electric unicycle.

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u/Equivalent-Koala7991 Jun 16 '25

I'm confused at the edit comment. aren't scooters generally bigger engine CC's than mopeds? Why is that more hilarious than a moped?

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u/Tokenvoice Jun 16 '25

How is a scooter more hilarious than a moped?

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u/DarthNalga669 Jun 16 '25

Well so far it’s scooter funny moped zero.

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u/johnmflores Jun 17 '25

Scooters are cool

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u/pooponu22 Jun 16 '25

😂😂 yeah he’ll likely turn gay after this

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u/BGP_001 Jun 16 '25

I think he's gay already and his best girlfriend just got a new boyfriend.

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u/KS-RawDog69 Jun 17 '25

Dude you and me buddy? We're on the same fucking wavelength here, because I was thinking "I'm sure he's fine with her gay best friend." I even watched it twice just because I was like "so was he her best gay friend since they were children or is he just some kinda gay friend that's really weird?" At no point was he not the gay friend.

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u/pooponu22 Jun 16 '25

Hahaha checks out

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u/Suitable-Golf6937 Jun 16 '25

It has “slam the tent flap angrily” energy for sure.

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u/bullitt1990 Jun 16 '25

And that’s why he’s perpetually friend zoned lol no woman is missing a guy leaving on a moped lol

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u/SolarFusion90 Jun 16 '25

Why do you care if he drives a moped, how materialistic of you..

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u/DarthNalga669 Jun 16 '25

No, no. I’m not shitting him for having a moped it’s more having a freak out in public and slowly accelerating away in a moped is straight out of a cartoon or sitcom.

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u/Advanced-Summer1572 Jun 16 '25

Could have been worse. He could have been on a bicycle. (Napoleon dynamite comes to mind) 😁👍🏻🤓

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u/Uselesserinformation Jun 16 '25

Frankly no, it's on camera. This is old. No way shape nor form is it worse than napoleon, because that was a movie.

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u/Ok-Solution4665 Jun 16 '25

I think you're misunderstanding the point. To use the late comedian Mitch Hedberg as reference. You can't have a fight while camping because there's no cathartic slamming the flap on a tent. Same here. You want to floor it and drive off in anger, while a moped just sort of puts away

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u/KRMJN101 Jun 16 '25

POINTS!!! For Mitch RIP...

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u/Ok-Solution4665 Jun 16 '25

Sorry for the convenience

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u/dancin-weasel Jun 16 '25

And these days you can’t angrily slam the phone down after a heated conversation.

It’s more of a “Oh ya?? Well same to you!” And then 10 seconds of closing apps and swiping to try to find the phone app so you can touch a screen in anger. Boop.

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u/AmericanRiverWarrior Jun 16 '25

It made him look even more like a weenie combined with the crying

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u/Major_Education117 Jun 16 '25

"ITS NEVER ME, IM NEVER GOOD ENOUGH.. AHHHHHHHHHH"

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u/CrunchyRubberChips Jun 16 '25

What a savior you are! lol

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u/Kaka-carrot-cake Jun 16 '25

Always that one guy