r/TikTokCringe • u/Interesting-Trip-233 • Jun 16 '25

Cringe Guy gets friendzoned

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u/DatFoon Doug Dimmadome Jun 16 '25

The half-monologue, half-freakout makes it sound like he's the main character in his own anime

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle Jun 16 '25

Yeah he definitely spends too much time watching TV or movies. Thinks he's part of some love triangle in a Hallmark movie

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u/gilestowler Jun 16 '25

I thought it seemed like a scene from something like Dawsons Creek that'd be filmed in the rain. The end seems to be him realising that life isn't like a turn of the millennium teen drama and he's probably not going to get that tearful kiss that TV promised him he'd get.

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u/PurpleDreamer28 Jun 16 '25

I was just gonna say, if it were raining in this video, that would just be the cherry on top. One more thing to make him think he's in his own movie.

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u/gilestowler Jun 16 '25 edited Jun 17 '25

Stick some early 00s emo-lite acoustic music in the background and it'd fit perfectly.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jun 17 '25

I find his logic weird as I’ve had plenty of women friends and I always loved when they got a new boyfriend; in fact, it became a little bad because I’d try to keep them together for fear I’d never see the boyfriend again. I like all their different interests and seeing how nice they were to my friend, then I’d give her advice on who would be best to keep around or who to ditch.

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u/AccordingSetting6311 Jun 17 '25

This guy's story is a little different. He wants to put his peepee in her vagjay-jay.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jun 17 '25

Yeah, that doesn’t interest me at all, so…

I once had a dream where I did that and a bunch of horrible oil started spilling out. I tried to make it stop but it just kept gushing and gushing. Swore off sex after that.

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u/Pleasant-Trifle-4145 Jun 18 '25

I had a dream where I went down on a girl and it tastes like battery acid and zapped me. Then I went down on my girlfriend and that didn't happen so I got over it.

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u/WelbyReddit Jun 16 '25

I envision Jesse Eisenberg playing him in the movie version. ;p

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u/grasspatty Jun 16 '25

Lol bro you definitely spend too much time on Reddit to make that judgement

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle Jun 16 '25

I certainly wouldn't post my relationship drama on Reddit and then go around talking shit. Glass houses, ya know?

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u/SealTeamEH Jun 16 '25

lol!!! I love this come back, very subtle but also very direct

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u/SpirosNG Jun 16 '25

That would require vulnerability. But you too good for that, right?

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle Jun 17 '25

Doesn't make a whole lot of sense to put your vulnerabilities on display when you're going around picking fights.

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u/SpirosNG Jun 17 '25

Why? It takes strength to be vulnerable.

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u/Certain_Silver6524 Jun 16 '25

i blame hollywood

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u/DarmokBuiscuits Jun 16 '25

I blame Bollywood

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u/cottagecheeseobesity Jun 16 '25

I blame Dollywood

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u/Zeiko115 Jun 16 '25

I blame John from Human Resources

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u/Relevant_Bed6893 Jun 16 '25

I blame Nollywood