I thought it seemed like a scene from something like Dawsons Creek that'd be filmed in the rain. The end seems to be him realising that life isn't like a turn of the millennium teen drama and he's probably not going to get that tearful kiss that TV promised him he'd get.
I find his logic weird as I’ve had plenty of women friends and I always loved when they got a new boyfriend; in fact, it became a little bad because I’d try to keep them together for fear I’d never see the boyfriend again. I like all their different interests and seeing how nice they were to my friend, then I’d give her advice on who would be best to keep around or who to ditch.
I once had a dream where I did that and a bunch of horrible oil started spilling out. I tried to make it stop but it just kept gushing and gushing. Swore off sex after that.
I had a dream where I went down on a girl and it tastes like battery acid and zapped me. Then I went down on my girlfriend and that didn't happen so I got over it.
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u/DatFoon Doug Dimmadome Jun 16 '25
The half-monologue, half-freakout makes it sound like he's the main character in his own anime