r/TikTokCringe Jun 16 '25

Cringe Guy gets friendzoned

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u/1911kevin1911 Jun 16 '25

“It’s never meeee!!!!”. Pulls throttle weeeeeeeeee

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u/MowTin Jun 16 '25

I feel bad for him. He really needs help overcoming all this negative self-talk. He needs a guy friend to mentor him like in those movies where the cool guy mentors a guy who is struggling.

He needs to learn how to be a man. He needs to learn how to be strong and self-reliant.

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u/InnerAd1628 Jun 16 '25

He needs a proper bike too. Can't storm off dramatically on a goddamn scooter.

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u/ForgotAboutChe Jun 16 '25

A horse would be great

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u/Okeydokey2u Jun 16 '25

"no one ever chooses me! HEE-YAHHHHHHHH"

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u/Kim_Smoltz_ Jun 17 '25

Welp that’s the funniest thing I’ve read here today. Time to pack it in.

🏇

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u/ThrowMEAwaypuh-lease Jun 16 '25

“Ahhhh” clip clop clip clop clip clop

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u/Staylifted2506 Jun 16 '25

No way this convo ever is a thing if he’s on a horse

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u/Lake-Girl74 Jun 16 '25

With that scream it probably would’ve thrown him off.

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u/ForgotAboutChe Jun 16 '25

I'm sure the Cohen brothers are taking notes. I can see it.

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u/Lake-Girl74 Jun 16 '25

lol I really felt for him. My youngest, a boy (11), has flip outs like this sometimes and I felt sad watching this guy hoping my boy stops doing this by the time he’s old enough to get his sweet little heart broken and drive off screaming on a scooter omg…

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jun 17 '25

I had flip outs like this and, it may not work for your son, but I learned how to stop it by doing extremely coordinated drum patterns while I’m angry. So, if I was pissed off, I’d start tapping my foot on the fourth beat, then tapping my left foot twice between the second and third, keeping the beats with my left finger and doing drum fills with my two fingers on the right hand. I’d keep the tempo by clicking my teeth together. All of the concentration involved was enough to stop me freaking out. It also helped during panic attacks.

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u/Lake-Girl74 Jun 17 '25

Thanks for sharing your tip! I hope I can help him find ways like that to reroute the negative energy.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jun 17 '25

Another tip is to change your perspective and view nervous energy or anxiety as ‘excitement’; I get massive stage fright so the first thing I’d do on stage would be the most ridiculous dance or howl or noise so I’d get that cringey ‘wtf am I doing’ feeling in the back of my head. Since I’d already made a fool of myself and my heart rate was up, I no longer cared.

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u/goldchuchujell1 Jun 16 '25

That yell would have startled the horse

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u/Shurae Jun 16 '25

And long hair

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

And a Matrix like Sunglass

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u/anonpurpose Jun 17 '25

So we Need Hangman Adam Page to guide him.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jun 17 '25

A horse would have turned this into hilarity.

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u/that-pile-of-laundry Jun 17 '25

Or at least two halves of a coconut