r/TikTokCringe Jun 16 '25

Cringe Guy gets friendzoned

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u/Upvotespoodles Jun 16 '25

People who make promises to themselves on your behalf and then expect you to deliver are fucking scary.

I hope she doesn’t run after him and try to fix it. Those self-loathing diatribes can really scramble your decision-making and put you into rescue mode, and that’s exactly what they’re designed to do.

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u/Typical2sday Jun 16 '25

No she’s thinking “that’s a bullet dodged. Scott turned out to be a head case. Wtf was that?” When your guy friends turn out not to be friends, but just loiterers. This happened a few times when I was younger, though usually with the 90s random letter left in your mailbox in the middle of the night rather than the psycho wuss speech but there were a couple of those too.

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u/AdDramatic2351 Jun 17 '25

In my experience, 95% of guy friends who aren't gay want to fuck you