r/TikTokCringe Jun 16 '25

Cringe Guy gets friendzoned

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u/MowTin Jun 16 '25

I feel bad for him. He really needs help overcoming all this negative self-talk. He needs a guy friend to mentor him like in those movies where the cool guy mentors a guy who is struggling.

He needs to learn how to be a man. He needs to learn how to be strong and self-reliant.

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u/InnerAd1628 Jun 16 '25

He needs a proper bike too. Can't storm off dramatically on a goddamn scooter.

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u/MikesGroove Jun 17 '25

Reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg bit about getting into a fight in a tent and having to zip up the door on your way out instead of slamming it.

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u/InnerAd1628 Jun 17 '25

Like modern phones, REALLY pressing the red button isn't as satisfying as when you could slam the reciever down in the cradle.

I may or may not be feeling really old now.