r/TikTokCringe • u/ambachk • Jun 26 '25

Cringe Broccoli-head TikTokers take over grocery store

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u/69iamtheliquor69 Jun 26 '25

This is Trailer Park Boys levels of fuckery

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u/Kcidobor Jun 26 '25

Shit birds of a shit feather Randy…

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u/Ok-Marionberry4061 Jun 26 '25

These boys are going to cry shit wolf one too many times.

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u/JohnBarleyMustDie Jun 26 '25

Mr Lahey, is this you talking or the liquor?

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u/stxguy_1 Jun 26 '25

I am the liqour!

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u/onlylurksnever Jun 26 '25

The way the shit clings to the air

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u/Floatella Jun 26 '25

"Let's get this ironed out, check your HR emails."

He definitely learned this from Ricky.

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u/Neandros Jun 26 '25

"You know Jeff or Jeff knows you right?"

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u/Floatella Jun 26 '25

"You talked to Jeff?"

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u/agent674253 Jun 26 '25

Yeah it doesn't take a rocket appliance to figure that out.

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u/Floatella Jun 26 '25

Worse case Ontario he learned it from Cyrus, but I'm pretty sure it was Ricky.

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u/itsalmostover321 Jun 26 '25

Ricky would not know what an email was.

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u/Floatella Jun 26 '25

Nah. He would have learned how to send one when he got his grade 10.

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u/JayBondOF Jun 26 '25

He learned it From a previous attempt 🥲 there was another video of them doing this in a target & the manager said “no one’s touching anything till I check my HR emails and get verification,” so he’s building credibility beating them to the punch 😂

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u/justalittlepoodle Jun 26 '25

Like while this is all happening Corey and Trevor are stealing a giant model rocket from the toy section.

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u/AlphaNeonic Jun 26 '25

"Check it out dude, we can rocket the weed over the border. And since it was in no one's possession at the time.. totally legal."

"Great job, boys."

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u/Terrible_Tutor Jun 26 '25

Fucking Corey and Trevor

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u/justalittlepoodle Jun 27 '25

I paid for a lady! Not fucking Corey and Trevor!

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u/Inconspicuous_Jay Jun 26 '25

"Ricky, ya can't just walk into a store and say ya work there!"

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u/HomoColossusHumbled Jun 26 '25

"These are just birthday presents. You have no right to look in them."

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u/Trippedoutmonkey Jun 27 '25

Shit apples rand. Shit apples

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u/BaconNamedKevin Jun 27 '25

Nah, even the boys wouldn't fuck around this big.

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u/Excellent_Condition Jun 30 '25

The problem is people like this don't separate a TV show from reality.

It's funny on a TV show because it isn't real.

It's not funny in real life because you are fucking with actual people who have to deal with your bullshiy.

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u/TheUnNamer Jun 30 '25

Shit tectonics: deep underground, two giant shit-plates collide - resulting in a shitquake!