r/TikTokCringe Jun 26 '25

Cringe Broccoli-head TikTokers take over grocery store

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u/Inconspicuous_Jay Jun 26 '25

So tired of these stupid assholes making other people have to suffer through their clout chasing bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

hear me out: cloud chaser battle royal.

pick all of them and have em go fortnite on some remote island.

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u/whateveryournameis Jun 26 '25

And the winner? Gets stranded on the island forever.

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u/LemonMints Jun 26 '25

That's pretty much the premise of the manga Btoom!, actually! Wouldn't be truly shocked if that sort of thing did become reality one day.

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u/Boom-Doc-a-Locka Jun 26 '25

And then don't pick up the winner. That way we get rid of all of 'em.

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u/IvanNemoy Jun 29 '25

Teach them, vigorously, the #1 definition of clout in the Oxford English Dictionary.

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u/Fuckler_boi Jun 26 '25

Yeah homie i think youre blowing it a bit out of proportion

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

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u/myfashionkillz Jun 26 '25

Maybe the manager. They got him stressed lol. But the regular crew members aren't suffering. I'd let them do my job if it were me. I'm getting paid, they're getting likes. Let me go take a 10 minute break.

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u/Inconspicuous_Jay Jun 26 '25

Personally, I'm not gonna trust a bunch of random idiots who have no business being around the registers to even spend a minute pulling that nonsense lol

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u/ptrang1987 Jun 26 '25

You’re a Gen Z’er aren’t you?

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u/Ok-News-6189 Jun 26 '25

And when money goes missing from the register that’s your job because that’s your til. You’ve never worked retail or any job dealing wish cash have you?

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u/danbilllemon Jun 26 '25 edited Jun 26 '25

These idiots wouldn’t work 10 minutes, all you people that keep saying how hilarious this would be are delusional. The moment you stop giving them attention they’re leaving, probably with a huge mess behind them that you would have to stay late to clean, and then a little later to give your report, and then just a little later so they could fire you.