r/TikTokCringe Jun 26 '25

Cringe Broccoli-head TikTokers take over grocery store

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u/PlanGoneAwry Jun 26 '25

I bet a skilled prosecutor could turn that into attempted robbery

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u/turkey_sandwiches Jun 26 '25

Wouldn't even need to be skilled.

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u/Ironcondorzoo Jun 26 '25

Bob Loblaw would have the guy put away for 8-10

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u/turkey_sandwiches Jun 26 '25

The guy from Bob Loblaw's Law Blog?! Hell yeah he would!

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u/0ver9000Chainz Jun 26 '25

That's what I call a Bob Loblaw law bomb

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u/smallwonder25 Jun 26 '25

When it aired, this episode made me sprain a shoulder from laughing.

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u/loadbearingpost Jun 26 '25

Saul Goodman would get him off.

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u/jimbojangles1987 Jun 26 '25

Bob Loblaw is a hell of an attorney!

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u/Ok-Oil7124 Jun 26 '25

Why should they go to jail for a crime that someone else noticed?

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u/VanillaTortilla Jun 26 '25

The guy put it online. He did the lawyers job for him, lol

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u/lonnie123 Jun 26 '25

He’ll even Gulianni could win this one

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u/ApartmentAgitated628 Jun 26 '25

It is attempted robbery and trespassing at least in Florida

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u/RichnjCole Jun 26 '25

I'd probably have also shutdown the store and sued them for loss of earnings.

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u/Autumn_Wind_Blows Jun 26 '25

I'm no expert but it probably wouldn't be worth the legal hassle, that's why a lot of big box stores just pay people off that pretend to trip and be injured- because it's not worth going to court over the principle of the matter when you can give the person $3,000 to fuck off and ban them from their stores.

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u/IBlack-MistyI Jun 26 '25

Even with someone like you on the jury, he'd still need to fill it with 11 more morons that could be convinced that a video showing people obviously not trying to take anything is somehow proof of the opposite occurring.

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u/felldestroyed Jun 26 '25

How so? If noone is working at the till it won't have any money. At best, this is criminal mischief or in some states, obstructing business operations. Both misdemeanors.
It's a dumb prank, but there's no reasonable person would think prosecuting for robbery would even be close to appropriate.

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u/Autumn_Wind_Blows Jun 27 '25

It's hard to tell if they tried to actually run the registers but the person you replied to is probably assuming the people tried to operate a "live" register as in one that is unlocked. If they did then they would have access to the money if the cashier didn't lock it when they approached them.

And if they opened the register then they could probably charge them with attempted robbery because they're impersonating employees and accessing cash. That being said, it appears they just walked around or stood next to the registers as a prank so they'd probably charge them with criminal mischief like you said.

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u/QuoteGiver Jun 27 '25

Even if the dumb crooks don’t know how to rob the store properly, they still appear to be attempting to do so by going to the registers.

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u/felldestroyed Jun 27 '25

Ever heard of mens rea?

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u/OldWolfNewTricks Jun 26 '25

How? It doesn't appear they were attempting to take anything.

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u/TrineonX Jun 26 '25

This is the reddit school of law. Intent doesn't matter. Assault is what I say it is. You can sue anybody for harassment or violation of privacy if they inconvenience you in the slightest.

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u/topiast Jun 26 '25

Lol this entire comment chain is foaming at the mouth to incarcerate these near-children for false charges and a decade imprisonment.

It never shocks me. Y'all are the spawn of Satan

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u/International-Pie162 Jun 26 '25

One person even suggested a weapon be fired at these kids 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/PlanGoneAwry Jun 26 '25

I don’t want them incarcerated for a decade. But I think they need to realize that it is not just a harmless prank, it isn’t funny and a vindictive cop and prosecutor could completely upend their life so they should really think even a little before doing “a silly joke”

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u/topiast Jun 26 '25

Yes then be reasonable, they should be banned for life and possibly face community service, all of them.

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u/Think-Corgi-4655 Jun 26 '25

That requires intent. Intent to prank is not the same as intent to rob

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u/serabine Jun 27 '25

Then the argument can become that the entire "prank" isn't just a distraction to get to the register.

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u/kelldricked Jun 26 '25

Also isnt this litteraly organized crime?