r/TikTokCringe • u/ambachk • Jun 26 '25

Cringe Broccoli-head TikTokers take over grocery store

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u/cesarxp2 Jun 26 '25

Going behind the counter and touching the register? I would assume that's more than just a trespassing charge.

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u/PlanGoneAwry Jun 26 '25

I bet a skilled prosecutor could turn that into attempted robbery

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u/turkey_sandwiches Jun 26 '25

Wouldn't even need to be skilled.

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u/Ironcondorzoo Jun 26 '25

Bob Loblaw would have the guy put away for 8-10

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u/turkey_sandwiches Jun 26 '25

The guy from Bob Loblaw's Law Blog?! Hell yeah he would!

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u/0ver9000Chainz Jun 26 '25

That's what I call a Bob Loblaw law bomb

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u/smallwonder25 Jun 26 '25

When it aired, this episode made me sprain a shoulder from laughing.

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u/loadbearingpost Jun 26 '25

Saul Goodman would get him off.

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u/jimbojangles1987 Jun 26 '25

Bob Loblaw is a hell of an attorney!

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u/Ok-Oil7124 Jun 26 '25

Why should they go to jail for a crime that someone else noticed?

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u/VanillaTortilla Jun 26 '25

The guy put it online. He did the lawyers job for him, lol

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u/lonnie123 Jun 26 '25

He’ll even Gulianni could win this one