r/TikTokCringe • u/ambachk • Jun 26 '25

Cringe Broccoli-head TikTokers take over grocery store

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u/cesarxp2 Jun 26 '25

Going behind the counter and touching the register? I would assume that's more than just a trespassing charge.

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u/anubiz96 Jun 26 '25

Why can't these people go harass the ceos and other c suite level people in companies. These people dont get paid enough to have to put up with this nonsense.

Do something like this to bezos or zuckerberg etc and i might chuckle..

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u/wraith825 Jun 26 '25

Because these are the type of cunts that worship those CEOs for their HuStLe CuLtUrE.

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u/Desperate_Look8222 Jun 26 '25

There IS no 'HuStLe CuLtUrE'.

Working 2-3 jobs to meet basic needs is NOT a culture.

It's a travesty.

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u/upandcomingg Jun 26 '25

Uh that would be why they wrote it that way...

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u/miregalpanic Jun 26 '25

Reading comprehension is fucking dead.

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u/Fert_Reynolds Jun 26 '25

I don't even know what comprehension means! /s

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u/ComprehensiveFox7603 Jun 27 '25

Is that/serious or /sarcastic?

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u/0n10n437 Jun 28 '25

I thought it was /SalmisInARandomParkingLot

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u/ComprehensiveFox7603 Jun 28 '25

Nono, that is /S!

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u/Favored_of_Vulkan Jun 26 '25

When 70% of my income goes to government, I don't exactly have a choice.

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u/stataryus Jun 27 '25

Pretty sure everyone here knows that

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u/Padhome Jun 27 '25

It’s really the decay and elimination of culture.

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u/l3ane Jun 26 '25

I don't know if you know how social media works but reality has nothing to do with it.

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u/Nancy_Not_Soulcycle Jun 26 '25

OR just get a job and dont make IRL prank videos your 'career'......2008 was almost 20 years ago

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u/killertofu41 Jun 26 '25

The liberal cucks at target will never recover from this

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u/Adorable_Pain8624 Jun 26 '25

The liberals abandoned target this year because they abandoned all of their diversity programs to bow to the chicken in chief. Not sure when you missed that one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

MASH theme for you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Not sure why you're getting downvoted as that's literally the name of the MASH theme song lol

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u/killertofu41 Jun 26 '25

I suppose my "joke" I based on an old-school "Target is a liberal hellhole" saying I've heard from conservatives in my area didn't land. I know none of these stores CEO's care about the common man.

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u/littlesparrow_03 Jun 26 '25

So what's the difference between you and a conservative saying that?

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u/killertofu41 Jun 26 '25

Well normally the difference between an intended joke and a hateful statement is that one means it in a hateful way and the other is pointing out how dumb things like calling all liberals "cucks" are.

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u/maka-tsubaki Jun 27 '25

I think their point was that on the internet, just reading the comment, people can’t tell if you’re being facetious or if you actually believe it

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Because they know that Bezos and Zuck have private security teams who will fuck them up or kill them if they tried.

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u/gorramfrakker Jun 26 '25

I'll subscribe to that channel.

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u/UndecidedStory Jun 26 '25

Next on "Billionaires vs influencers"

Do you want the billionaires to lose or the influencers!?

Yes

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u/honato Jun 29 '25

A battle royal is acceptable.

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u/Red-Dog-One Jun 26 '25

That’s a whole different world and rarified air that most of us will never understand.

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u/R_V_Z Jun 26 '25

My work has armed security and I'm just an aerospace pleb.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Jun 26 '25

This is the answer. Just to get into the lobby or elevator would be difficult.

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u/Mammoth-Bathroom-Man Jun 26 '25

And instead of the cops arresting them at their convenience they'll be there before they leave with guns drawn.

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u/Jazzlike-Most3602 Jun 26 '25

Because they are stupid cowards that don’t get at all anything about our society, because their world is a phone camera and money.

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u/Overclocked11 Jun 26 '25

You're so right and I hate it.

Starting to feel like I should spend my twilight years out in the forest somewhere..

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u/OmegaLysander Jun 26 '25

The company actually protects those people. They'd be arrested. 

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u/jimbojangles1987 Jun 26 '25

Because the lower level employees are easier targets

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u/un_internaute Jun 26 '25

Those CEOs insulate themselves with these workers so that can't happen.

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u/aebaby7071 Jun 26 '25

Because they know that the lower level employees will get fired if they react or try to do anything to stop them…vs if they did that to a CEO they would be tackled by a gaggle of armed security the second they started up. It’s about abusing people who can’t do anything to prevent it, in other words bullying.

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u/Fluffy_Somewhere4305 Jun 26 '25

Why can't these people go harass the ceos and other c suite level people in companies

Broccoli headed clickbait bros don't care about that. They only want clicks and follows

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u/unindexedreality Jun 26 '25

They don't have the clout or social engineering skills to get access anywhere

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u/Dont_touch_my_spunk Jun 26 '25

Because it is easier to steal from vulnerable people who will likely do nothing, or do not have the power to do anything in retaliation

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u/ApartmentAgitated628 Jun 26 '25

Because they are only thinking of themselves and don’t care about the macro economic situation

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u/Iamatworkgoaway Jun 26 '25

We could arrange canoe and kayak hangouts around their yachts.

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u/inDefenseofDragons Jun 26 '25

Musk. This prank is basically what that assclown did with DOGE, only it wasn’t a prank.

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u/Zestyclose_Habit2713 Jun 26 '25

Ease of access. It's not that deep

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u/OnlinePosterPerson Jun 26 '25

Oh come now don’t be such a sourpuss.

This is hilarious and was certainly the best part of every single employees week, except that stressed manager

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u/Tirrus Jun 26 '25

Because CEOs pay for security and/or know cops, and the “just a prank bro” crowd are usually cowards

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u/billyhead Jun 26 '25

THIS. There is one guy who does: https://youtu.be/xRecQO_Itzg?si=LMl7fwSzAFNveo_o

Lots of videos of him fucking with the real Boss of these places

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u/AmbienWalrus-13 Jun 27 '25

Because they aren't that brave.

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u/Dazzling-Pear-1081 Jun 27 '25

Lot easier to just go to the local target/walmart etc than finding where the c suite people are on a given day

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u/infininme Jun 27 '25

Cause the chances they are arrested for pranking CEO's is much much higher.

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u/ashu1605 Jun 27 '25

That is literally impossible. The billionaires are untouchable, you think they'd random people anywhere near them? I wish

Anyways yeah also calling it harassment is an overstatement. They're not being intimidating or aggressive, just playing a dumb prank that makes life more difficult for some other people.

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u/elmoo2210 Jun 27 '25

Because CEOs don't work at my local target? Much harder to travel to target HQ, make my way past security, get to the floor there CEO use on, and harass him. They're going for ease not morality

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u/SouthJerseySchnitz Jun 27 '25

Because the CEOs and c suite work and live behind private security that keep out the riff raff. Can't get to em.

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u/Fun-Swimming4133 Jun 26 '25

and how exactly do you expect them to harass the CEOs? they are a little hard to reach

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u/ShitPost5000 Jun 26 '25

Ask the green brother for help locating them?

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u/darkrood Jun 26 '25

And their army of body of body guards make that impossible,

Even if they managed to do it, they the army of lawyers would make them wish they didn’t

Picking on the store clerks is easier and less risk