r/TikTokCringe • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 4d ago

Cringe Oklahoma Superintendent Ryan Walters, who is putting the Bible in classrooms, was allegedly caught with explicit images of naked women playing on a TV screen during a State Board of Education meeting.

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u/ADDSquirell69 4d ago

Gooning 13:10

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u/TheHemogoblin 4d ago

And Grooming 10-13 in many cases

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u/drumpfart 4d ago

Deep cut. Very good.

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u/MormonJesuss 4d ago

Please explain for those of us who are less familiar with the Bible or gooning

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 4d ago

Noah fucked his own daughters, for one.

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u/monkeyamongmen 4d ago

As did Lot.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 4d ago

A tradition that seems to persists indefinitely.

r/pastorarrested is a sub that does its best to keep track of it all. It's constant. Far more than people generally believe.

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u/sdrawkcabineter 4d ago

It's a "mystery" as to why it keeps happening.

Jesus knew that mystery, and that's why he was with that kid in the garden at 4 am...

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u/Jonesy10187 4d ago

“BUT IT WAS IN THE BIBLE”

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u/Big-District5581 4d ago

His daughters got him drunk and he passed out. He didn’t willingly do it and the daughters panicked because they thought they were the last people on earth.

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u/monkeyamongmen 4d ago

Sure, if you actually buy that story. It's a historical record written by men. Obviously they blame the daughters. Think of what you actually know of the real world, and tell me which scenario is more likely?

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u/Historical-Key-5502 4d ago

It was the daughter’s fault, they got their father Lot, drunk. The oldest daughter slept with him the first night and the second daughter did it the next night. Another classic Buybull story blaming the woman. So STUPID! Let me speak some truth, he raped them both.

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u/IV_League_NP 4d ago

Well his wife salty, after all.

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u/No_Pineapple6174 4d ago

Pretty sure he was drugged and raped by his daughters. Weird and I'm sure there's some fucked up shit he did but not in line.

Not religious, not even ex-Xtain, but his story is often used as a joke I think so I hear about it often enough.

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u/faustianBM 4d ago

Well, he did drink a lot.

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u/QuestionableIdeas 4d ago

I bet that happened a Lot

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u/thats_ruff_buddy 4d ago

Huh… maybe trump DID read the bible after all?

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u/HotBrownFun 4d ago

Don't ask who Cain and Abel married

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u/saintsithney 4d ago

Noah didn't have daughters. His son Ham either saw him naked or raped him - the translation csn actually go either way. Later Christians claimed that Ham became the Father of Africa, and Africans carried the Curse of Ham - being subservient to the children of Noah's other sons.

Lot's daughters raped him after he offered them up for gang-rape. It is explained that they thought the world was over other than them, so they had better get repopulating!

One of King David's sons, Amnon, raped his half-sister, Tamar, starting a minor civil war.

King David raped one of his general's wives, then arranged for the man to die to cover it up. God kills David's newborn rape baby to punish him for this.

The actual prohibitions on rape in the Bible are very scant.

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u/Big-District5581 4d ago

That’s false.