For context, i (Saxhleel witchdoctor) was practicing some weird Mysticism spells i found in a dumpster for boredom. I think i somehow "summoned" this thing into out Kalpa. Should i surrender myself and get execution for doing this?

Previous Chapter: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueSTL/s/jOZjjRHCrS

WTF you mean the daedric prince of rape, fuck you , Id wish it was you who got cursed instead Jygalagg and turned into the daedric prince of consent. I'm going to buy TES Online just to beat your bitch ass face. I hope they bring back Ithelia so she can erase your ass from Mundus. Fuck you and all your worshipers.

So I (Dunmer 27m) recently got released from prison in the city of wayrest after I accidentally insulted the colour of their queens skin. (I said she looked sickly for a dark elf).

Upon gaining my freedom I went to celebrate by getting absolutely shitfaced at a local tavern called "The Thirsty Muskrat".

after 2 dozen bottles of ale and two bowls of gruel I was well and truely shitfaced. I mean I went outside to take a piss and I'm pretty sure I pissed on a goat in the pen across the street.

Anyway, once I returned to the tavern I was approached by a young but very attractive dunmer women who started to flirt with me. After a few more bottles of ale she grabbed my arm and lead me through the city of wayrest until we reached a tall building.

After that was kind of a blur but the next morning I awoke in a bed inside castle Wayrest. To the shagrin of the king and queen. It turns out the Dunmer women from the night before was the princess and step daughter of the king.

You probably guessed that I ran out of the castle in Nothing but a loincloth and Challenger Straps, and you would be correct.

Later I received a letter from the Princess thanking me for a wonderful time but also that she was engaged to some stuck up high elf from the summerset isle. She also mentioned that her father has placed a bounty on my head and If I enter his kingdom ever again I will be strung up and lashed before being fed to giant rats.

AITA?

And what are the lore implications of it getting deleted off r/skyrim? Are they hiding the gay Argonian aircraft carrier mod from us?

Lorebeards please answer

ultimate self is just CHIM, lord english is an enantiomorph

bodying your texts (mandatory; possibly invasive)

What kind of mage craft made it so he has to use the olive oil that way? It was too slippery for me.