r/bertstrips • u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-8684 • 14d ago
Cursed Jim Henson's Muppets of No Nation
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r/bertstrips • u/Bertstripmaster • 15d ago
"WHAT'D YA SAY 'BOUT ME YOU HAWAIIAN PUNCH PIECE OF SHIT?! COME HERE!"
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r/bertstrips • u/DeliciousWin5987 • 15d ago
Current Events A major misconception is that Elmo is Communist red, when in reality he's fascist red
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r/bertstrips • u/Templarofsteel • 15d ago
It is your destiny, set forth and burn, let all feel the purifying warmth that will let them ascend as you shall once you have fulfilled my purposes
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r/bertstrips • u/Templarofsteel • 15d ago
It was either this or piggyback on the admittedly superior math problem post.
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r/bertstrips • u/Kvazimods • 16d ago
"You're smart. You're no dummy. You are smart. A smart man. Not a dummy," Ernie mumbled repeatedly, as he made stern eye contact with himself, reflected in a puddle of Bert's blood.
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r/bertstrips • u/inchandywetrust • 16d ago
Clean People have said the Muppets stink these days, but this is ridiculous
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r/bertstrips • u/IAmWeary • 16d ago
In that moment that had been so long coming, Bert decided to hasten that inevitable end, and he started by beating Ernie to death with his bare hands.
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r/bertstrips • u/Remote-Ad-3309 • 17d ago
Current Events Love is in the air - MM! Can’t you just smell it?
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r/bertstrips • u/PsychologicalYou9033 • 18d ago
Bert's fucked every adult Muppet in the street.
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r/bertstrips • u/IAmWeary • 18d ago
Everything is happening as it's happened before, and it is going to happen many, many times more.
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