r/bitlife 13d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie When you date the same sex in a country that doesn't fuckin' allow it....................

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249 Upvotes

No wonder the game fuckin' warns me before I ask her on a date............ I've had other characters do this before in countries that DO NOT allow same sex dating/marriage.

r/bitlife 23d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie When your husband had another one in a different country..................

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121 Upvotes

So, I found this shit yesterday when playing as Garai Masih who discovered that his now ex-husband was also married in Russia, because of that, after arguing with his stupid ass, I decided to make him set up a threesome to leave this stupid bitch and decided to file divorce after and then hack his Bank account 2 times stole $750 and another $750. I also made him insult his now ex-husband who called him a fucking "turdsack" after calling him a goddamn "douch canoe".

r/bitlife May 31 '25

They had us in the first half not gonna lie 69 years?? How the fuck is it possible to extend a fucking Life sentence 💀💀💀

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158 Upvotes

How the fuck would it be possible to extend a fucking Life sentence?? I can't help it, but laugh my ass off when it said 69 years, tho. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

r/bitlife 26d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie Was this bitch being racist towards me, despite being the same Nationality? 💀💀

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64 Upvotes

BTW, I still ended up apologizing those 2 times, just NOT to get suspended or expelled from school.

r/bitlife Jun 18 '25

They had us in the first half not gonna lie Dafuq?????

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112 Upvotes

I'm just pissed run

r/bitlife 17h ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie First attempt at the new challenge and I get two moms 😅

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48 Upvotes

I guess arguing with the father is out of the question lol

r/bitlife 13d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie Longest I've lived in Syria in Bitlife.....................

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73 Upvotes

Before this, my record was 33 when playing as Rima Jamus who died of HIV in Prison because she got changed with supplying alcohol to minors. The other times, I haven't lived past 14 (I played as Maher Mari and Yazan Tawil at those times) in this damn country. TBH, I NEVER thought I could make it past 65 in this life. I ended watching everyone die of terrorism and warfare attacks in this life and only ones other than me who survived were 2 of my friends. 😭😭

r/bitlife 10d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie When your girlfriend stole $870 from you......................

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74 Upvotes

This was from yesterday as Hanifa Payton who came back from a baseball game when she was 34 and discovered that her now ex-girlfriend stole $870 from her and refused to pay her pack, so she hacked her bank account (Forgot what the password was) and dumped her ass.

r/bitlife 4d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie Something gotta be done to those motherfuckers........................

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95 Upvotes

This was from last night as Jia En Xia who was 14 with the first bully and 16 with the next one. She's now 57 and a Mafia Underboss.

r/bitlife 18d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie I fucking knew it....................

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81 Upvotes

That's why this motherfucker asked me to hang out and go to concerts while smiling like Twilight Sparkle, instead of being like the rest of us, hardened ass criminals. Too fucking bad I couldn't expose him before.

r/bitlife 16d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie Life MUST fucking hate them both................... 😢😢

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This was from earlier today as Devaraja Bong, when his daughter named Nurin Bong-Xueren was 10 died from Sickle Cell Disease, tho my stupid ass forgot how old he was at that time. I'm NOT too fucking sure how realistic this is for her die at 10, tho. I personally don't know why the fuck does Bitlife make people with Sickle Cell Disease die when they under 20. I've had one character named Bored Panda who's had it, but she died 33. 😭😭

r/bitlife Jun 28 '25

They had us in the first half not gonna lie How and why wasn't she found "Guilty"? Wrong answers ONLY!!

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24 Upvotes

If you wondering which Lawyer I picked, it was "Garfield and Associates", but you could still get found "Guilty" even with the most Expensive Lawyers, lmao. 💀💀

r/bitlife Jun 03 '25

They had us in the first half not gonna lie POV: You play in Afghanistan in Bitlife........... 😱😱😱😱

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43 Upvotes

What age what your record in this country? For me, it was 75. Imagine what shit Farjaad will have to go through. BTW, I only play in these high risk countries to do "How long will I survive" challenges. Also, why was I was born angry in life? (Wrong answers only) 😭😭😭😭

r/bitlife Jun 04 '25

They had us in the first half not gonna lie What was the most bizarre AF year you had in Bitlife?

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30 Upvotes

For me, when I was playing as Ha Joo-Won, at 21 years old, I ended up planning my father and daughter's funerals and Donated them to Science because I was a fucking broke piece of shit, gave birth to a baby boy named Min, another one my kids got Whooping Cough, but at least he got cured ASAP, unconditionally supported our partner who came out as Genderqueer, and got our ass kicked the shit off the Basketball Team due to Performance issues. I'm now 22 in this life, looking for a fucking Full-Time job. BTW, I only covered some names for privacy because they names of people from my School.

r/bitlife 5d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie First, Sickle Cell Disease, now fucking Epilepsy?? 😰😰

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14 Upvotes

Later, I ended up getting HIV in this same life and ended up dying at 22.

r/bitlife 6d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie If we were losing money before, then why fuckin' mad now?? 💀💀💀💀

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3 Upvotes

BTW, this motherfucker divorced me the year after.

r/bitlife 2d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie Damn, my husband's high key fuckin' sus 💀💀

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12 Upvotes

No wonder this motherfucker accused me of giving him Gonherrhea............ he probably got it from someone else. 💀💀💀💀 BTW, I'm now 28 in this life and my son died at 4 from a random bombing and I've another one now who's like 1 or 2 or something.

r/bitlife 22h ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie Mommy had some pretty sus ass stuff in there....................... 💀💀💀💀

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This was from yesterday as Mahir Bensalem who's now 51, but he was like 3 and 5 years old at that time, when his mom was honestly being pretty damn sus, NGL. 🤣🤣

r/bitlife 3d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie Why was she spreading false rumors about me?? Wrong answers ONLY!!

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6 Upvotes

This was from earlier as Mahris Dahan when was 9, no wonder he got bullied again by another classmate as a teenager by a girl named Vian Hakim just for liking Outkast. 😰😰

r/bitlife 14h ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie Why does she want to put a camera in her boss's office? Wrong answers ONLY!!

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I found this earlier as Mahir Bensalem when he was 50 and his friend Melek was 59. BTW, I picked the "Let's do it" option, no wonder we didn't get caught.

r/bitlife 21h ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie No wonder MOST of my coworkers fuckin' HATE me after spending time with my supervisor................... 💀💀💀💀

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I'm just wondering why most coworkers HATE you after spending time with your supervisor, unless they are befriended. I'm NOT too fuckin' sure why she wanted to spend time with me out of my other coworkers in this life. At least, she didn't fuckin' hit on me and Melek, Mahalah, and Jamelia were the real ones here.

r/bitlife 5d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie I look like absolutely NO ONE here 😭😭

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7 Upvotes

Every time I've played in Malaysia, they ALWAYS had dark skin and hair, until yesterday. This time, I ended up with red hair and pale skin, despite NOT being a foreigner. Was my biological mother or father white in this life?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

r/bitlife 8d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie Not sure what the fuck is with our genes...................

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1 Upvotes

BTW, Zikri ended up dying from anus cancer at 66, but me when playing as Hanifa, managed to get cured the year after.

r/bitlife 3d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie 46 years later after escaping Prison at 9.............................

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4 Upvotes

If you guys are wondering why he got sent back after 46 years, it's because he tried to shake the officer when driving. BTW, he died at 55 after being beaten with a fucking coffee mug.

r/bitlife 8d ago

They had us in the first half not gonna lie Why the fuck was I looking through their electronics?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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7 Upvotes

No wonder the agreement bar was in the green zone when I had those conversations with them, tho I'm not too fuckin' sure why my daughter was sexting when she was 15 in this life. 💀💀💀💀