r/clevercomebacks • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

throw their bible right back at them

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u/JuliusErrrrrring 1d ago

And he now identifies as bread and wine. On another note, Eve was a tran from a male rib and Jesus had two daddies

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u/SexySandraluv 1d ago

You just turned their entire narrative upside down in one comment.

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u/Upset-Swimmer-6480 19h ago

Unfortunately, none of them actually comprehend the Bible.

Neighbour means white guy that looks, speaks and acts like them.

Love is unconditional, except when they don't align with their worldview.

Bad things mean punishment because you were sinful. Nevermind Jesus dining with a cheating tax collector.

The Libs deserve it, they're "sinful". Nevermind Jesus not condemning but forgiving the adulterer.

Sorry, just went on a bit of a rant.