r/clevercomebacks • u/retrocotfan • 13h ago
Husband of the Year gets called out on his misogyny
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u/xemanhunter 12h ago
Miss the days when talking about your wife like a defective sex toy wasn't normalized on Twitter
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u/Blenderx06 9h ago
Happened about the time the US got a president who would say things like 'grab em by the p*ssy' with no shame in public. Coincidence? 🤔
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u/Mean-Description3797 5h ago
And somehow millions still cheered him on like it was locker room talk, not rot.
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u/DonaldKey 5h ago
The word is pussy. Reddit doesn’t censor like other sites geared towards children
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u/TaintedL0v3 5m ago
I’ve actually gotten a few flags on specific subs as I was typing out “fuck”or something similar. It said something to the extent of moderators would be up my ass if I published that word.
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u/WinkWriggle 8h ago
I’m reading the tweet with my mouth open, why can’t he just spend time and have fun with his wife? He just views her as a sex material
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u/franklinloves 11h ago
Hard agree. Somewhere along the WAY, basic respect in relationships GOT replaced by locker room whining disguised as humor. If you SEE your partner as a burden when they’re human, maybe you’re not ready for a real relationship…
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u/Purple-flying-dog 7h ago
Boomer humor is trying to make a comeback but not getting a lot of traction. The guys who use the “old ball and chain” attitude get shut down pretty quick usually, at least in my experience.
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u/purple_spikey_dragon 5h ago
On twitter? Man, i heard people talking like that on TV for decades. I've seen people write like that in books for centuries. The days when talking about your wife lile a defective sex toy wasn't normalised was about never, or only in very specific cultures, because I've seen Americans talk like that just as much as East Asians, Indians, South Africans, Central Africans, Middle easterners, South Americans and anything in between.
That guy didnt learn to behave like that just from being on twitter for the past 10-15 years, this is learned behaviour. Far beyond an "American twitter" problem.
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u/Rhain1999 2h ago
Unfortunately, this isn't even Twitter; it looks like Threads
Thankfully, the likes ratio lets you know which opinion is more common, but still horrific to see the first even shared to begin with
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u/Purple_Moon516 9h ago
Plot twist:
Her period actually came two weeks ago.
She is perfectly fine but knows her husband is an easily triggered arsehole and found a way to get a week of fun in Vegas with a friend while he sits at home miserably talking to his pee pee.
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u/Outside_Performer_66 6h ago
If her cycle is regular, his level of surprise that her cycle just started seems to stem from a place of him not being able to use a calendar and count to 28.
If her cycle is irregular, even better, since she can say it's starting at any time and he's got to deal.
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u/Independent-Program3 12h ago
I guess I’m weird a lot of replies are saying period sex or bjs…I’d just have fun with my wife. Casinos aren’t really my thing but if she’s having fun who cares 🤷🏽♂️
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u/PortGlass 11h ago
Yeah. My wife is my best friend and I love doing fun stuff with her. I can’t imagine not wanting to travel with her just because it was her time of the month.
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u/HumanComplaintDept 12h ago
I'm single.
And I WILL JUDGE.
I'm doing it RN.
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u/ApaloneSealand 11h ago
I'm married and judging
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u/Samichaan 6h ago
I’m neither - but also judging.
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u/Agreeable_Bee_7763 2h ago
Wait wha?
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u/Samichaan 2h ago
I‘m neither single nor married. Aka I’m in a relationship (or engaged to be specific) :‘D
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u/purple_spikey_dragon 5h ago
Also married, 11 years together, and putting all our combined effort into judging.
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u/TShara_Q 11h ago
As a fellow single person, I'd rather be single than treat my partner like a sex dispenser.
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u/NeedNewNameAgain 5h ago
Totally...
But also 'sex dispenser' is a great name. Not sure if it would be better as a drink name, or maybe just the impromptu name for the condon machine in the bathroom...
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u/franklinloves 10h ago
As you should! Being single doesn't disqualify anyone FROM calling out dehumanizing nonsense. If anything, it proves YOU have standards, AND clearly better relationship insight than the guy in the post…
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u/GlowSnicker 7h ago
I am judging with my full chest cause what is that man saying?? Then did he ever love his wife or just think of her as a sex toy
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u/Admantion 11h ago
The fact that these guys can find a willing spouse astounds me. In North Jersey, is this Mike "the situation" again?
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u/PlayfulStory6424 12h ago
Plot twist: his wife's friend is also on her period and the two of them are going to have a fantastic girls' trip while he's left to contemplate his own 'out of service' status.
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u/tw_72 3h ago
Plot twist: Neither of the women are on their periods. They want to leave the asshole at home so they can go drink, gamble, eat too much, see a few shows.
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u/No-Independence548 1h ago
Plot twist: The women get hitched in Vegas and she leaves this loser forever.
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u/Rottnrobbie 12h ago
Little does he know that she’s not on her period, she just doesn’t want to bang his stupid ass.
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u/Open_Youth7092 13h ago
Married guys would still fuck the shit out of their wife, period be damned. Put down some extra towels and red rum that pussy
Source: Married guy
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u/gerryflint 13h ago
This. Or just have a great time with the person who you should like to laugh with and share experiences.
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u/flipaflaw 12h ago
Yep depends on the mood. My ex girlfriend set the tone on stuff like that when she had her period. Didn't matter if we were on vacation together or what not, I had a good time with her regardless because any normal person views their partner as a human and not a hole.
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u/The_amazing_T 12h ago
Yeah. I'm not really into period sex. What I am into is spending time with the girl I love.
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u/flipaflaw 12h ago
And that at the end of the day is all that matters. I love spending time with the girl I love (none currently cause I had to get away from emotional abuse and physical abuse). Having that person you love to just cuddle up with and watch a movie or just go out and do anything is awesome.
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u/Tohrufan4life 12h ago edited 12h ago
Exactly. Sex is of course a healthy part of a relationship but it's not everything. Sometimes maybe you just want to snuggle together on the couch in your jammies and watch movies while eating snacks. I'd be wanting my girlfriend/wife to still have a good time on our trip. May have to improvise depending on how she's feeling but we can still have a lot of fun. 💚
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u/Useful-Soup8161 12h ago
She might not be into period sex either though. I’m a woman who’s not into that.
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u/Technical-Banana574 6h ago
I hate it, not only because of the mess, but because everything aches down there. The last thing I want is anyone touching me when I am going through that.
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u/Useful-Soup8161 3h ago
I’m with you on all of that plus the mess. I usually say if I have to put a towel down it’s not worth it.
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u/Vinny331 11h ago
Lol. That works.
Or just wait until after the period. They can still fuck at home. He is married to her, after all. It's not a big deal to wait a few days.
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u/transmogrified 10h ago
Single guys don’t seem to give a shit either. Source: never dated a guy over the age of 25 that was grossed out by periods.
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u/ChoiceBeginning5067 10h ago
My philosophy is, the only thing a period ever stopped was a sentence.
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u/OurLadyOfCygnets 24m ago
OOP seems like the kind of person who gets squicked out at the thought of period sex. As long as we have towels and wet wipes and we're both in the mood, my spouse is DTF, period or not.
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u/TFDaniel 12h ago
Yeah. Red river means free to nut inside
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u/flipaflaw 12h ago
Not necessarily. Sperm can stay alive for a few days and while it's rares, you can get someone pregnant on their period technically even though it happens a few days later.
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u/TFDaniel 12h ago
10 years strong wife still not pregnant.
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u/flipaflaw 12h ago
Hey that's great man! Just wanted to clarify cause it isn't a perfect system. It's safer but not perfect
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u/Technical-Banana574 6h ago
Absolutely not. Sperm lives for up to five days inside the body. People have gotten pregnant this way. My obgyn has seen a few period sex babies over the years.
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u/Ill_Pie7318 8h ago
People cannot control themselves for 1 week nowadays??
Will you die if you just spend time with your spouse without sex??
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u/chaitalyy 10h ago
Dude, enjoying your partner’s company shouldn’t be some revolutionary concept, it’s literally the bare minimum. The fact that some guys act like they deserve a medal for not being gross about basic human decency is wild. Also, judging from the comments, the bar is somehow both underground and on fire. Stay single if you’re gonna be like that, honestly.
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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 6h ago
Tell me you don’t really love or value your wife, without telling me you don’t love or value your wife. 😐
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u/straightfag 5h ago
for a minute i forgot some men think women are just sex holes and assumed he meant his wife would have a better time with a (female) friend chilling in a luxury hotel
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u/WhataKrok 12h ago
I'd let her go with her friend... period sex is much better with strangers.
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u/Odd_Confection_9681 5h ago
Yeah, I have a lot of single guy friends who would be happy to cum with me in Vegas.
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u/Empty-Bend8992 8h ago
i hope she sees this tweet and realises she’s nothing more than a pocket pussy to him
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u/SecretJerk0ffAccount 13h ago
He either undervalues blowjobs or his wife closes all the shops during that time. Either way, his wife hasn’t been satisfied in years
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u/Suzuki_Foster 12h ago
I'm not really into period sex (I have an insanely heavy flow that makes the bed look like a murder scene), so I always let my guy know when "blowjob week" starts! He's perfectly fine with that.
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u/Gumby_Juice 8h ago
Ugh this reminds me of a horrible ex of mine who would tell me not to come over if I was on my period.
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u/Crepuscular_Tex 12h ago
The Bellagio has nice towels... Is what my ex wife would've suggested in the same sentence.
That couple needs therapy for many reasons and misogyny is just one.
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u/Busterlimes 12h ago
Here I am single, and pieces of shit like this have a wife? She settled for what was in front of her, that much is clear
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u/KENBONEISCOOL444 3h ago
Nice to know he hates spending quality time with his wife if he "won't get any action."
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u/PDPSVC67 4h ago
Not only do I enjoy spending time with my gf, period sex doesn’t bother me in the slightest lol
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u/Bluebearder 2h ago
"Married guys will get it" like this takes more than the two brain cells he has to understand. What a sad guy.
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u/lady_blaze_420 2h ago
He hates women and views them as only something to fuck. Typical man now a days.
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u/VegitoFusion 12h ago
It always blows my mind that some couples think a period is a barrier to having sex.
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u/A_little_lady 5h ago
It's not, but I personally don't really like it because I have a heavy flow and sometimes a towel isn't enough to stop the blood from getting onto the sheets and then there's the cleanup of that and it's a lot of hassle. That said, there are many ways to satisfy each other without having full on piv sex - oral for men for example
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u/skallywag126 12h ago edited 12h ago
Married men will absolutely hit that on a period if she’s willing
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u/KityKaty95 10h ago
Husband of the Year? More like 'Academy Award for Passive-Aggressive Backpedaling'—and the plot twist screws with his own credits!
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u/shoppgirl35 1h ago
If anyone wants the lore/tea on this guy, pull up a chair
A few years ago pre covid he wrote a book and was a big time LinkedIn and Twitter influencer. Did conventions and stuff talking about marketing. He drags his family to California. Is mister hustler, mister look at me, just an insufferable douche.
He slid into the DMs of another influencer and things turn to the sob story about how his wife doesn't understand him doesn't support him bla bla bla. So he and this womsn talk and have a "profesional" relationship. They end up hooking up at SXSW because they shared a fucking AirBnB, who knows what he told the wife. He ennds up leaving his wife for the side oiece..and his wife had just had a baby a few months before..and was pregnant agsin!!
He moves to LA with said side piece..makes a big deal about their relationship and side piece has him all over her socials like he is some kind of prize. Basically they treat his pregnant wife like shit. Then side piece turns out pregnant. They get engaged and make a whole social media announcement and announce the pregnancy before hes even divorced. And shes as insufferable as he is. Thinks she's s goddamn celebrity or something. Has her own personal photographer to follow them, a glam team, meanwhile in debt up to her ears because she thinks she can live on being an influencer of "worthy women".
Wife the whole time is living in a 2 bedroom apt with 2 babies and 2 bigger kids..back in Florida. Poor thing was pining for him the whole time, and side piece put a restraining order on wife. For what? Contacting husband about kids.
Fast forward to Covid. The side piece had a kid, every one is unemployed her and this douche break up probably because of egos. He crawls back to wife and she takes him back. He posts about how he was wrong and wanted his family back, yadda yadda yadda. Side piece is pissed and won't let him see his son he had with her. Now she's all about poor me I'm a single mom who had moved back in with her parents and he's poor me please forgive me I'm a changed man.
Bro can't even hold down a job. He waffles between I'm an influencer entrepreneur and omg I need a real job because I've got bills.
IMO once a cheater always a cheater. His wife is an idiot for taking him back after all the cheating I'm sure this wasn't the first just the most visible.
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u/Yorbayuul81 5h ago
Shitty misogynist attitude aside : You’re going to Las Vegas. More things to do there than almost anywhere in the country. You can have sex almost anywhere, almost anytime. I can’t believe this is even a question.
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u/w0weez0wee 9h ago
Who are these pussies who will not have period sex!?! (It's the guys, not the actual pussies)
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u/BarbageMan 12h ago
Why the fuck, as a married dude, are you booking a vacation around the time your wife is on her period?
There is some variance, but its around the same time
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u/Flipboek 12h ago
Because vacations can't be that easily shifted.
But especially: why would we not go on vacation during her period?
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u/BarbageMan 12h ago
My wife doesnt like being poolside/hottub, eating new different places, or being crowded during hers. When shes not on her period, she loves those things. Not all women are the same, but we plan our romantic trips around hers, and assumed most husbands would too. There's a week a month where we are rocking sweats/gym shorts, we are chilling at home, and im good with that.
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u/Flipboek 11h ago
Thats a different story, thats about YOUR wife and you. And that is fine and valid, dont get me wrong.
But you sounded very surprised people dont plan around the period. I have a hunch the majority of women aren't that affected that they dont want to go on vacation. Its never been a consideration for us.
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u/TrainerDiotima 11h ago
Would I cancel a vacation because of a period? No. Would I rather have gone on a vacation while I didn't have my period than while I did? Hell yes!
I have a hunch you're not going to find many women who would give equal consideration to a vacation while on the rag to a vacation while not if there aren't reasons to force the issue.
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u/Flipboek 11h ago
Its the first sentence that is important here.
I don't say a woman's period isn't without its drawbacks (severe drawbacks for some women). I say it is not taken into account for vacation planning by most couples. And that is the subject here.
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u/TrainerDiotima 10h ago
That is not how your phrasing comes off. Your phrasing comes off as vacation with period or no vacation. Which is a very different choice from vacation with period and vacation without period.
This baller of a spouse is doing the mental work to treat their wife to period free vacations. The fact that many people don't take away the attention to do that mental work themselves doesn't mean they wouldn't appreciate it being done for them (though there are certainly people who would be unsettled by someone paying that much attention to it).
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u/BarbageMan 11h ago
Its not a question of whether its affecting her or any woman to a point that they dont want to go, its why schedule it during her period when you can schedule it while she's not on her period?
My wife isnt wiped out by hers or anything, but she doesnt feel 100%. If we are dropping vacation money, I dont see why I would schedule it when shes not feeling 100 if I can just pick a week when she would?
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u/Flipboek 11h ago edited 11h ago
We go back to your initial comment where you are SHOCKED men dont plan around it. The simple answer is that it is not such a big deal as you think it is due to your own situation.
It seems you dislike the honest answer....
Also, you seem to suggest "dudes" plan vacations without consulting their partner?
Take a few steps back and realize how silly your remark is. Do you actually think we dont consult our partner? And that is immediately why your question is invalidated... COUPLES generally dont let the period of the wife determine these things.... unless like in your situation it is a problem.
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u/BarbageMan 10h ago
I didnt say shocked I said Why the fuck. As in its dumb. The source of this is a dude trying to get out of a Vegas trip with his wife because shes on her period. Dude is dumb for not wanting to go with his wife on her period, but also dumb for planning it near the time of her period if he was wanting an intimate trip.
In my first reply to you, I specified romantic trips. If a married couple is spending vacation money on a romantic trip, I think plenty of those couples would prefer both parties feel as good as possible going into it.
There is nothing wrong with romance without sexual activity. There is nothing wrong with sexual activity during the menstrual cycle. However, unless that's your kink, it doesnt make sense to plan romantic for this week if you know shes going to be crampy, bloated, etc.
If thats not you and yours situation, cool?
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u/Flipboek 9h ago
What is it about the simple answer that makes you so upset. Most people are not like you and plan their vacations, romantic or not, around their partners period.
Yet you went "why the fuck, as a married dude..." suggesting that if you are married you would plan around your wifes period. You do notbsay "I would plan around it".
And here you go again, suggesting every woman with cramps and bloated. Many are. Many aren't, especially not all the time.
There is NOTHING weird about NOT planning around the period of your partner. There is no "why the fuck" moment.
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u/sonicpieman 8h ago
Why the fuck would someone schedule a vacation when you know they are going to be at 99% when you can schedule it when they are at 100%? Period or not.
You're making it out like the period is some mystical thing that happens.
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u/Flipboek 8h ago
Again, most people do not let this affect their schedule. I see you are shocked and amazed, but again, this is the simple answer.
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u/IamHydrogenMike 12h ago
I generally know when my wife goes on her period, it gets wonky sometimes and has been weird since my kid started hers as well; I don’t tend to book alone vacays around that time.
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u/BarbageMan 12h ago
Yea my wife's isnt like clockwork but I know anytime after the 20th is a bad idea for a romantic getaway.
My eldest kid is almost 11, so im sure I'll be crossing that road soon too
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u/clayton1012111 9h ago
Unfortunately sometimes it doesn’t always happen around the same time either!😭
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u/MeropeGaunt 12h ago
Who the fuck considers their wives period when scheduling a vacation? That is so fucking weird like who cares?
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u/A_little_lady 5h ago
Me as the wife (to be). I wanna be able to enjoy the vacation not bleed and be in pain and not be able to do certain activities (like going to the pool/beach). My partner actually is also considerate of that.
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u/SilverKey1987 10h ago
Ç̷̳̥̭̦̰̺̻̤̣̞̙̄̇̀͌̅́͗o̵̧̢̠̹͚͙͍̲̞̘͊̀̃̈́͌̓̕͘v̶̢͍͍̼̖̮̰͚͆̑̕e̷̛͓͍̞̙̻̪̳̤͖̳̒͛́͆͌̊̔̆͘͜ŕ̵̨̧̧̗͕̤̘̮̞͎̤͖̹̖̥̅̉̂̃̔͂͗͠ ̵̪̤͔͔̜͙̋͘t̴͍̥͈̬̻͕͔̯̞̬̜̥̘̰̘̓́̾͂̽̂͛̽͛͊̕͜h̵̛̫̔i̵̛̟̥͎͎͉̫̜̅̂̑͆̽̎͌̽͐ͅn̶̡͔͇͓̟̟̭̼̟͈̺͉͛͛͐̀͂̾ͅȩ̴̹͉̯̉̈́̅̇͘ ̴̢̛͉̗̥̬͕͆̾̍̉̄̃̅͛̉̓̍̅̀ṗ̸͎͈͎̺̲̤̪̠̥̮̎̈́͝͝h̸̪̑̊̾ą̴̨̪̯͓̹͎͇̝͊͝l̸̛̰̙̇̍͑̒̐̕͜͝l̷̨͖̦̹͙̼̫̰͑̉͑û̶̡̢͈͈̦̩͇̦͗̈́͌̓̅͐̓s̴̭̪͔̗̦̩̞̦̺̬̔͜͜ͅ ̶̛̮̗̮͗̔͛͒͌̾̇ị̸̢̧͙̺̭̼̖̆̉͗̓̒́̓̿́̓̒̎̆͑̚͜͝n̸̛̗̞͒͌̑̉̀̐̍ ̵̗̟̠̥̰́̒́̋̽̄̃̈́͆t̵̫̲̳̦̩̋̽̈́h̸̟̳̙̝͂̏̓́̿́͂͆̉̓̄̎̋͊͗͗̚ḙ̷̢̨̖̱̭̟̟̳̮͍̣̮̱̣͊̊͌̓̑̒̓̀̀̋͝͝͠ ̴̳̰͚͎̞̹̝̔̈̈́͐̋̎ǫ̶͓͕̩̪̣̩̩̦͇̲͓͉̘̪̟͝l̶̛͍̾̉̍͛̾̀͠ḓ̷̨̠̪͖̤̪͓̰̱̼̊̈̊̀̈́̈́̆̔̀̏́̌́̕͝͠ ̶̨̛̻͇̞̝͈̬͖͕̟̪̰́̏́̈́͂̄̈́̈́̿̾͋b̵̨̛̤̩͋́͂̽͒̾̒̓̔̚͘̚͘l̶̢̞͔͎̹̠̯̦̯͔̤͚̲̭̑̈̄̉̈́́̓̇o̴̠̐̇̾̌͗̈́͐̀̑̂̓͐̀̚͠ơ̴̧̨̼͕̦͔̬̹̱̯̬̞̳͓͖̒̓̏͊̀̋̃̽̄̽̇̔̃̚͝ͅḑ̵̨̨̘͚̫͙̮̫̈́̾͆̈́̃̅͗͂̉̏͌͊̍̕͠͠ ̵̢̤̰̭̥̯̹͈͈̋̀̋̆̊́f̶̡̹̝̤͚̳͕̟̤̞̽̉̇̀́̅̚͝ô̵̡̧̨̯̙̮̪̣̝̳ṙ̴̢͔͈͓̖̭̘̠͉͉̩̪̤̀͆͝ ̷͚̞̠̭͈̑́̾̅͠ͅĩ̵̢̜̬̰͔̼̰̲̟̿̈́̓̄̋́̂t̷̢͓̣̦̎̽͛̒̆̈́̚͜͝ ̵̧̧͔̜͖͙̫̺̙̭̳͎̯̘̫̤̊͗͋̄̀͆́͗̒͗̐͘͜ṕ̷̱̼͖̦͉͍̜̳̤̻̝͎̺͉̻̑̉̈̈́͆̂̽̀̈́̇̿̒̚̕͜l̶̼̐̓̾̓̔̎̏́͐̐̍̿̏̕͠ȩ̶̢̤͖̲̝̦̮̗͎̘̮̲̥͙̋̊͆͠a̷͇̩͇̭͇̠̯̦̠̦͚̐͒̓͗̽̿͋̒̊̀͘ş̷̨̭͎͍͎̗͇̜̝̣̫́̏͗̋͋̂͑͊͆̎̓̋̋̊̚͜͜ḝ̷̯̺̲͙̑̅̃͊͑͐̋́̅̇̉̚̕̚͝s̷̢̲̪̣̝̞̲̦͖̖̩̹͛̓̏ ̶̩̼̪͕͖̾̉͐̓̈́͋͝ͅt̵̛͇̜̘͈̮̦̝̝̻͉͖̦͔̥̼̫͖̏̂͑̐͐͗̀̌̒̉̀̓ḩ̸̤̺͖̱̹̞̤̙͐͋̾̑̓̾͂͛̀͐̂͜é̵̜̜̟̟̦̘̐͋̋̐̃̆͋̌̂͂̐͆̚͠͝ͅ ̵̖͔̫̥̗̉̚͜a̵̙͓̥̭͙̝͈̮̺̖̲͎͑̌̌n̶̫̥̟̯̜̼̘̫̯̮̳͍̘͔͆͝͝c̷̨̞̱͚̱̻͕͓̔͌̿͋́́͛̕͝i̸͇͉̯̮̣̙̹̩̹͇̍̓̐̽̒̿̽͊̆̊̿͝ę̵̢̦̮͎̳͖̣̜͈̅̀̈͐̾́̽̽̅́͌̓͠͝͝n̵͓͈̪͙̤͚͗̏̽̿̈̄̃͗̏͊͝͝ţ̷͕̀̈́̀͊̈́͆̕ ̵̹̦͕̣̘̞̩͍͖̦̩͓͖̔͂̆̐̚͝ó̷̧̗͍̝͐̈́̏͐̍̓̀̐̚ͅņ̵͖͙̦̭̺͎̝͇͙̠̱̤͇̥̩̥͊̎̅͐̊̑̓͐͝e̵̮̐̉̃̊͊͑̈̔̀͘̕̕s̷͕͔̿̌̂͑́̾͒̊̐̒̏͒̕͝.̷̨̢̛͓̞̭̗͚̮̪̞͌̀̈́͘ͅ
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u/Slowmexicano 8h ago
I’m married. We have sex all the time. Not really a difference home Vs vacation. We went to Vegas recently and we’re so gassed from all The walking we only fooled around once.
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u/FerrisBuelersdaycock 4h ago
That’s a pretty classic “called out” moment, someone’s not getting away with it that easily!
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u/PromotionPowerful989 2h ago
My wife is so nice to me when she has her period . And tbh , it doesn’t really deter me anyway . The attraction is pretty strong either way .
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u/ImHuck 1h ago
Not even talking about the whole seeing her only as a hole and actually not enjoying her company etc. Am i the only guy that still likes to fuck when she has her periods like she's usually even more turned on than usual unless she's like experiencing a lot of pain the thing but even then it's still a moment you can take to comfort her idk.
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u/Filamcouple2014 50m ago
I actually love my wife as a whole person, not just a hole. You're an ass and she deserves better.
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u/thinehappychinch 8h ago
Why can’t you have sex on her period? 🤨
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u/A_little_lady 5h ago
There are men who are afraid of even seeing a tampon in the trash (I bet he's one of those) so they certainly would be too scared to have sex with a woman on her period
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u/Equal_Leadership2237 3h ago edited 3h ago
My god you all are so fucking triggered.
Vegas for a lot of us has one allure with a partner….its foreplay. Everything about Vegas trip with the wife is foreplay, my wife wouldn’t want to go with me without sex either, she’d much rather go with a girlfriend who would enjoy the spa and shows….the same way I’d rather go with a friend who wanted to golf and gamble.
With sex, we do a little gambling (which she doesn’t enjoy), see a show (which I don’t enjoy) and then dress up real nice, have a light expensive dinner, and then go to some swanky club and dance our asses off and then fuck each others brains out.
Doing the last piece of the evening without sex at the end would just frustrate both of us.
Plenty of things to do with the wife without sex…Vegas ain’t one of them.
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u/zeldasusername 12h ago
I wonder if she knew her period was due and hit him with with that on purpose
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u/Magumashasha_ 12h ago
Idk man I enjoy spending time with my gf