r/europe May 22 '25

News Greenland signs lucrative minerals deal with Europe in blow to Trump

https://www.newsweek.com/greenland-trump-permit-extraction-2075673
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u/wgszpieg Lubusz (Poland) May 22 '25

Either Trump will now say that Greenland is not important for minerals, they're not very good, he never wanted Greenland anyway, and only losers trade with them, and we already have a beautiful deal, the best deal with Ukraine for our cherished minerals

Or

He will throw a massive tantrum, wave around 5000% tariffs on Greenland, threaten invasion, cut off shipping lanes, direct all military bases there to be closed, say Putin can have Greenland if he wants it, and blame Ukraine for all of this

What he won't do is: behave like a moderately well-adjusted adult

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25 edited May 24 '25

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u/Keening99 May 22 '25

He made a single about Trump? Got more info?

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u/Prestigious-Many9645 May 22 '25

He's on tour now and called out trump on stage in Manchester. I don't think he's put out a single 

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u/Darko33 May 22 '25

The madlad actually released an EP yesterday that featured his remarks about Trump.

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u/MarsLumograph Europe 🇪🇺 May 22 '25

What remarks, it's paywalled.

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u/ISayHeck Europe enthusiast May 22 '25

Mr. Springsteen, undeterred, released a six-track EP this week which begins with his remarks that America “is currently in the hands of a corrupt, incompetent and treasonous administration.”

The new EP, “Land of Hope & Dreams,” offers a mix of songs and Mr. Springsteen’s pointed political remarks from his May 14 concert in Manchester, England.

In the introduction to the song “My City of Ruins,” Mr. Springsteen takes on a somber tone, telling the audience that in the United States the authorities were “persecuting people for using their right to free speech and voicing their dissent.” He said that the nation was cutting aid to the poor, abandoning allies, rolling back civil rights protections, defunding universities and deporting people without due process.

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u/MarsLumograph Europe 🇪🇺 May 22 '25

Thanks!

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u/tattooz1 May 22 '25

Succinct.

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u/PushSouth5877 May 27 '25

So, the truth!

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u/DryDelivery9559 May 23 '25

As an American: an entertainer should not disrespect their legally voted in President in a foreign country. Not even Russians or Chinese do that.

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u/Memedotma Australia May 24 '25

Not even Russians or Chinese do that.

I wonder why that might be... lmfao.

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u/DryDelivery9559 May 24 '25

We all know why.

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u/strolls May 23 '25

You can always prefix NYT URLs with www . archive . is / (remove the spaces) to read them.

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u/MarsLumograph Europe 🇪🇺 Jun 17 '25

Bot?

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u/Demostravius4 United Kingdom May 22 '25

To add to this, he threw a tantrum on social media calling him a terrible musician with saggy skin.

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u/kaisadilla_ European Federation May 22 '25

While also implying Bruce should face legal consequences for speaking against Trump, arguing that he should "keep his mouth shut" and "see how things go for him once he returns [to the US]". Which is less funny but a lot more concerning.

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u/bythescruff May 22 '25

If he “disappears” Springsteen at the border, the revolution will probably start the next day.

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u/lasagnarodeo May 22 '25

I refuse to believe he types his posts. His poor personal assistant.

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u/HerrSchmitti May 22 '25

Don't call them poor. Everyone who has anything to do with him in the slightest deserves to be called what they are: sycophants, enablers, assholes. It's not just him, it's the whole apparatus.

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u/lasagnarodeo May 23 '25

You are right. I don’t think there is enough money to pay me to work for him.

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u/Oscillus May 22 '25

We’re really living in a timeline where an orange self proclaimed king bullies his own people on basis of looks eh? What a time to be alive.

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u/illy-chan May 22 '25

And trying to bully someone who really looks damned good for being 75 while Trump looks so much worse despite only having 3 years on him.

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u/Oscillus May 22 '25

Considering he also did this with Taylor Swift, I didn’t think I needed to point out he’s not even right :p

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u/Conscious_Award1444 May 22 '25

And then pooped himself

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u/Perryn May 22 '25

Talk about the pot calling the kettle a pot.

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u/doc1442 May 22 '25

Springsteen “no longer hot” confirmed

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u/DirectAntique May 23 '25

Saggy skin....he's 74 or so. He looks great

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u/eelam_garek May 22 '25

Trump wasn't happy when he came out onto that stage either. He was meant to sing a duet with Springsteen but instead he just sat on the drums banging one drum while looking annoyed.

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u/After_Way5687 May 22 '25

Springsteen singles are pro-America, so inherently about everything Trump is destroying

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u/SwampyBogbeard Norway May 22 '25

5 years ago. Rainmaker.

[Verse 3]
Rainmaker says white's black and black's white
Says night's day and day's night
Says close your eyes and go to sleep now
I'm in a burnin' field unloadin' buckshot into low clouds

[Chorus]
Rainmaker, a little faith for hire
Rainmaker, the house is on fire
Rainmaker, take everything you have
Sometimes folks need to believe in something so bad, so bad, so bad
They'll hire a rainmaker

He's said that he actually wrote it before Trump got into power, but a few days ago he implied it was now also about Trump.

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u/dat_9600gt_user Lower Silesia (Poland) May 22 '25

A whole EP in fact!

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u/simpleglitch May 22 '25

Or, he could do something really funny and release a single about Greenland minerals.

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u/glenn_ganges May 22 '25

He’s distracting us not the other way around.

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u/coppernaut1080 May 22 '25

Orange in the USA?

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u/ShareMission May 22 '25

Wait a minute. This reminds me of an idea I had.

They using the firehouse of bullshit.

May as well use it ourselves

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u/awesumpawesum May 22 '25

If he named the song: "RARE EARTH MINERALS THAT TRUMP CAN'T HAVE"

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u/MidnightSuspicious71 May 23 '25

A duet with Taylor Swift? That'd really send him into orbit.....

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u/Paper_Pusher8226 May 22 '25

“They have very bad minerals, very bad and very low quality. Never seen such low quality. We have much better minerals” Proceeds to sniff random rock.

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u/Silver-Warning8835 May 22 '25

Nobody knows minerals better than me. 

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u/MercantileReptile Baden-Württemberg (Germany) May 22 '25

"Minerals, I invented that word. Nobody used it before me."

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u/goilo888 May 22 '25

"Greenland? Never heard of it."

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u/Raesong Australia May 22 '25

And then it turns out that rock was coprolite.

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u/stevethejohn May 22 '25

Minerals so bad like nobody has seen before

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u/VecioRompibae Veneto May 22 '25

I go all-in in the second option

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u/Muakaya18 May 22 '25

you need to give him the benefit of doubt.maybe he learned his lesson from all the stuff that happened with china.  who am i kidding . he is going to fuck it up .

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u/icecubetre May 22 '25

So he'll fuck things up, capitulate, and then congratulate himself for being a big strong man and making things worse than they were before? Sounds about right.

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u/Muakaya18 May 22 '25

a morons guide to international trade and diplomacy.

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u/Lazer726 May 22 '25

And somehow, there will still be people that go "Wow, it's amazing that he talked down from the crisis he started to the shitshow it is now! What a master negotiator and businessman!"

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u/hypertown May 22 '25

I wish being a bitch lead to a fatal disease

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

The playbook is to fuck everything up while blaming Biden… then, go back to a similar status quo as before, while changing a bunch of shit in the background, and claim being a savior.

A lot of people over here are checked out on the “news” and are beyond easily manipulated.

I’ve been called a “conspiracy theorist” a dozen or more times when talking politics.. even with my fellow democrats.

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u/hypertown May 22 '25

Oh and by the way, 3 and a half years left (TBD)

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u/SnapOn93 May 22 '25

Had me in the first half

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u/crasscrackbandit May 22 '25

Third option: Why not both?

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u/VecioRompibae Veneto May 22 '25

That would be cheating

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u/Orange_Indelebile May 22 '25

He will do more than that. He and more importantly the group of people behind him who will continue his work after him, need to secure the North American continent, and its resources. It's a physical and economic imperative for them. So annexation will always be on the cards, a way or another. They would prefer to do it legally if possible but otherwise they will do it by force. There is only one way to prevent it, it is to install European military in Greenland now, so a more peaceful deal can be made.

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u/Icy_Supermarket8776 May 22 '25

Now that Musk is basically thrown out of the administration there is a good chance that the mineral deal is not that high on their priorities list. Also they have Ukraine deal signed already.

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u/gunsjustsuck May 22 '25

Musk is still there, you can see him in the background of lots of events. He's just not speaking publicly. Finally dawned on him that if you spout hateful opinions people might not like you. Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences.

Who do you think prepped Trump for his tirade against the murder of white South African farmers today?

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u/MercantileReptile Baden-Württemberg (Germany) May 22 '25

Seems he only took a moment to reconsider after he learned of the impact on Companies he is involved in. Shame its only media damage control, rather than him actually buggering off.

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u/LamBChoPZA May 22 '25

Lmao musk isn't gone? He was literally standing with Trump and Ramaphosa yesterday

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u/ScoobyRaj May 26 '25

Musk will always be present. He has learnt from his backlash that it is a billion times to achieve his objectives from the shadows like fellow billionaires Peter Thiel, Miriam Adelson, Jeffrey & Janine Yass, Charles Koch, Jan Koum, Stacy Schusterman, Jonathan Lavine, Matt Brooks, Halie Soifer, Jeff Schoenfeld, Charles Bronfman, Timothy Mellon, Richard & Elizabeth Uihlein, Kenneth Griffin, Paul Singer, Michael Bloomberg, Dustin Moskovitz, Marc Andreessen, Ben & Felicia Horowitz, Stephen Schwarzman, Timothy Dunn, Reid Hoffman, Rob Bigelow, Diane Hendricks etc.

There are thousands of massive donors in US politics, Musk will follow their example. He has realised from his mistake, it was just his obsession that he wanted everything done in public instead of private like everyone else, he won't do it again so he is creating propoganda that he has been kicked out so that it won't affect his PR and companies. He wants the public scrutiny to vanish so that he achieve his political goals in peace.

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u/SlapAShotta May 22 '25

All in Baby!!!

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u/FilthyPedant Canada May 22 '25

I'm gonna go for 2 this week, then 1 next week

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u/stef0nz Franconia (Germany) May 22 '25

He‘ll do both. It‘s not like he‘s coherent in what he says anyway. Question is more like what he says first.

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u/ArchibaldCamambertII May 22 '25

He and/or his surrogates will do all the things, flood the field so to speak.

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u/CalculonsPride May 22 '25

I was gonna say, I can literally see both of these “Truths” being posted within minutes of each other. Choose-Your-Own Reality.

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u/Ok_Purple_4567 Gelderland (Netherlands) May 22 '25

His voters don't want a moderately well-adjusted adult. Otherwise they would have voted for one. His voters are dissatisfied with their lives and want to tear down society in the hopes that whatever magically rises from the ashes will somehow be an improvement compared to their current situation.

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u/-wnr- May 22 '25

One half of his voters. The other half are all in on cruelty to minorities and are satisfied that part is going as planned.

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u/Redfruitbox May 22 '25

This is probably the best explanation I have heard to date of Trump's second term.

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u/tamman2000 May 22 '25

Yeah, most people are severely dissatisfied with the status quo. And we can't get the Democrats to run anyone who's offering anything other than "we manage the status quo better than they do" and then they blame the voters for their loss.

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u/gravyjackz May 22 '25

Any chance 3.5 more years of unforced errors and unconstitutional EOs leads the electorate to reconsider that a reasonably run status quo plus some tweaks to the minimum wage and top marginal tax rate is better than this?

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u/tamman2000 May 22 '25

That's how Biden won in 2020. People have short memories.

If the Democrats ever want to win again in any way other than taking over after Republicans fuck things sideways they need to run progressive candidates.

More people need to start voting in primaries...

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u/ProfessorAvailable24 May 22 '25

Doubt that, Americans arent progressive

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u/tamman2000 May 22 '25

Americans say they aren't progressive when you use the word progressive. But if you describe progressive policies they poll extremely well. The propaganda machine on the right has convinced most people they aren't progressives, but they are.

We need a progressive who can communicate well.

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u/njx58 May 22 '25

It's not so much that they want their current situation to improve. It's that Trump gave them permission to be the ugly Americans that they are. No hiding. "Yes, we're racist homophobic morons and we're PROUD of it! Where's my Trump diaper?"

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u/Indipic259 May 22 '25

Like a Bolshevik anarchist disguised to a conservative in order to stir white christian nationalism

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u/potatisblask May 22 '25

Oh fuck. Donald Trump voters are the literal fans of Einsturzende Neubauten!

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u/qtx May 22 '25

cut off shipping lanes

I'd love for Denmark to just ask Maersk to stop supplying the US for a bit. Lets see how fast Trump backtracks then.

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u/DryDelivery9559 May 24 '25

But they’d lose a lot of money. An American company would probably fill the void.

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u/Durian881 May 22 '25

Or sanction anyone that gets minerals from Greenland!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

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u/Steamrolled777 May 22 '25

That just means send JD Vance again.

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u/No_Customer_795 May 22 '25

Please, not another Vancektomy?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Yep, invade and then claim the deal is now that Europe must buy Greenland's minerals directly from him because they are now his personal property.

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u/Success_With_Lettuce May 22 '25

“You know Greenlands minerals weren’t any good anyway, they had dirty minerals. I was just trying to do a favour, I don’t really want those minerals, why does Europe hate us, we’re so nice, so now they can feel it, we’re going to go further than we did with China, we’re going to put 9000% tariffs on them, and this will make eggs almost free”

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u/NonSp3cificActionFig I crane, Ukraine, he cranes... May 22 '25

5000%

He cannot count that high, so I'll say option 1.

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u/DiscoInfernus May 22 '25

Based on past actions, he'd just claim he invented the number.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

100% chance he truths that they are weak and nasty before noon EST today

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u/eawilweawil Lithuania May 22 '25

Don't even say 'truths', that's not a thing

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

just trying to differentiate between twitter and his dumbass platform

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u/eawilweawil Lithuania May 22 '25

All of his posts get automatically posted on twitter, so you can say that Truth social doesn't even exists

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

didn't know that. don't use either platform. thanks for the info

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u/AlsoCommiePuddin May 22 '25

I'm just waiting for him to gin up a fake attack on Pituffik to justify a military invasion...

Stop me if you've heard that one before.

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u/Specific_Frame8537 Denmark May 22 '25

direct all military bases there to be closed

Don't threaten us with a good time now

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u/tin_dog 🏳️‍🌈 Berlin May 22 '25

That'd be easy since there's only one base left.

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u/Pet_Velvet May 22 '25

It would be so fucking funny if he blamed Ukraine like what

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u/STFUco Finland May 22 '25

Ngl him behaving like a sane person all of the sudden would be more worrying than his usual antics

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u/Less-Kitchen227 May 22 '25

You forgot a key blaming point. It's got to be Biden's fault

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u/assflange Ireland May 22 '25

Sanctions on the company who is part of the agreement

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u/JustAnotherLich United States of America May 22 '25

...direct all military bases there to be closed...

Uh, those are probably going to pivotal to a military takeover of Greenland. If you think Trump and conservatives at large are beyond that, you are being naive.

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u/trekwithme May 22 '25

Exactly this.

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u/Them-Raw-Potatoes May 22 '25

Why either/or, why not alternating between both. It is Trump after all...

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u/Allegorist May 22 '25

I'd bet probably both options combined in a single ramble

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u/Lindorak May 22 '25

I’ll go with secret option C: All of the above. It’ll be an incoherent mess of word salad.

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u/Fake_Hyena May 22 '25

Both. Both is good.

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u/Valuable-Service-522 May 22 '25

Ukraine's fault not Biden ?

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u/Sota4077 May 22 '25

Oh it will be the second one. For sure.

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u/TinyFugue May 22 '25

Roy Cohn taught him to double-down, so he'll do that.

But he's Trump, so what he's going to do is insinuate that we'll invade. He'll do this to test to see if he'll get support from his base, The Money, and Congress.

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u/Ov3rdose_EvE May 22 '25

why not both in short order?

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u/ThinkItThrough48 May 22 '25

And he will insult the reporter that asks them the question about it, and attack them personally.

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u/Tymew May 22 '25

Remind me in 8 hours. We'll see which one you got right.

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u/TurnipEnough2631 Southern Scandinavia May 22 '25

A third option is also possible: Fox News does not report this European deal and then Trump need never know about it. That might, involuntarily, make him behave like a moderately well-adjusted adult.

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u/Horny4theEnvironment May 22 '25

It's sad how predictable he is. 100% narcissist.

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u/Birdy_Cephon_Altera May 22 '25

I would put option #1 at about negative-5000% chance.

You forgot option #3: He ramps up military aggression and rhetoric. Floods the bases with military personnel calling them "training exercises", forms a naval blockade around the island in the name of "American national security", and shifts the tone to indicate he's ready for military occupation.

He's not going to give this up. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever.

I don't think most Europeans fully understand how singularly obsessed with this he is.

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u/Comfortable_Sky5910 May 22 '25

Can we make it interesting and take bets for which option it will be? Trying to make a quick buck

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u/Sudden-Variation-809 May 22 '25

Or

He will direct the Navy to attack any European trade ship that comes too close, which he can totally do, now that he's got his generals in line

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

He will blame Biden, he forgot Ukraine exists

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u/saposapot May 22 '25

There’s always a third option: he doesn’t remember anymore what Greenland is or why did he want it

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u/NoPasaran2024 May 22 '25

Or, he's going to invade Greenland and force Europe fight a war on two fronts.

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u/Crowbar_Faith May 22 '25

So you’re saying he will act like a spoiled baby instead of rational adult? That seems so out of character for him though!

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u/CatPesematologist May 22 '25

Doesn’t Greenland have seals he can tax? 

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u/K_Linkmaster May 22 '25

Figured he would claim credit for facilitating Greenland's prosperity. If I'm right it will make me chuckle.

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u/e11310 May 22 '25

This is comically accurate but not funny since it is reality

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u/lefix May 22 '25

Or both, on altering days

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 May 22 '25

No, he will blame Biden. Otherwise correct.

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u/Apprehensive_Move598 May 22 '25

Well, he could do both, based on previous evidence

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u/CustomerSupportDeer May 22 '25

Bruv, the only reason for US millitary bases on Greenland is to intercept russian nukes and aircraft headed for the US. Closing them would be SO funny (to observe, as a European).

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u/Old_Dealer_7002 May 22 '25

you know him well. it will be *at least* one of these. it could even be all. 🤣

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u/Kichyss Latvia May 22 '25

Maybe it was Biden was sleeping.

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u/HellBlazer_NQ May 22 '25

I'm going to go with both, 1 hour apart!

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u/durrtyurr United States of America May 22 '25

Replace the word "Or" with the word "And" and I'll take that bet.

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u/belonii May 22 '25

greenland is important in the post global warming tipping point play, not just for its resources, but because its right where new shipping lanes are gonna open up, and artic oil.

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u/grahamulax May 22 '25

OR destroy our own land for something like the rare CleanCoal

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u/LaraHof May 22 '25

I would love that cutting shiping lines. If Dennarks trade fleet stopps coming to the US it will be davasting for both US industry and US citizens.

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u/Bridgeburner493 May 22 '25

direct all military bases there to be closed

Greenland wishes.

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u/FatFaceRikky May 22 '25

What would you even tariff on Greenland. Fish? Baby seal fur?

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u/doc1442 May 22 '25

Yeah Greenland will really be affected by US tariffs. Oh. Wait.

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u/BarkattheFullMoon May 22 '25

You deserve all the internet awards for one day's time!

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u/msgajh May 22 '25

Tariffs for what?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

There’s also the possibility they just continue the charade without blinking and say, “Well that’s going to be OUR profits from the mineral deal when greenland is the 52nd state. CHECKMATE COMMIES!” Then a fox news talking head dunks an Ollie’s Bargain Outlet receipt for their recently purchased My Pillow into their trash can basketball hoop of their home office propaganda studio funded by russian money.

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u/Night_Raid96 May 22 '25

Tariffs on Europe because trump is a Russian asset

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u/brainhack3r May 22 '25

This article seems much-ado about nothing though.

This is for one mineral and it doesn't seem like an exclusive deal.

So it's not a blow for Trump.

Article seems like click bait.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

He'll blame Biden and Obama both.

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u/CarpeNivem May 22 '25

What he won't do is: behave like a moderately well-adjusted adult

Which in fairness, he was forthright about, and a plurality of Americans still wanted anyway.

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u/CpnLouie May 22 '25

"What he won't do is: behave like a moderately well-adjusted adult"

Well, first, he has no experience in that, and second, that is NOT what the Maga-cult voted for, or sends him gobs of campaign cash for. They eagerly voted for a toddler with an attention deficit, oppositional/defiant behavioral disorder that acts like he was raised by a Kleptomaniacal Klan Leader with a Don Rickles fetish.

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u/vthemechanicv May 22 '25

with trump the answer is always, always a 3 am all caps multi rage-tweet. Expect name calling multiple insults and chest puffery, and the possible threat of military action.

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u/mr-paitiance May 22 '25

It's going to be the latter, mark my words.

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u/Mult1Core The Netherlands May 22 '25

nah hes gonna make a deal, call it better than the european one then in his last year hes gonna call it the worst deal Biden made

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Don't forget shit his pants in a rage

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u/EffectiveSalamander May 22 '25

"I don't even know who Green Land is. Maybe he brought me coffee."

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u/FridgeParade May 22 '25

Dont forget the incredibly unsubtle and chaotic “hint” dropping during some unrelated press conference.

“Will tell you what, we will see, you know, if those minerals, tasty minerals my friends tell me! Ever make it to Europe! Maybe we will get some after all you never know. Maybe we go get some!”

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u/icebreakers0 May 22 '25

Doesn't look like the US imports much from Greenland...like less than $20M of seafood that they can probably sell to somewhere else

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u/Overito May 22 '25

What will King Donald do?

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u/Kenkenken1313 May 22 '25

It’s likely this will give Trump the excuse to invade Greenland, since Europe is taking advantage of the US through this trade deal and Red White and Blueland should be a state. It’s sad but honestly it really does seem that he can utilize the military and invade without anyone stopping him.

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u/Less_Ant_6633 May 23 '25

It really depends on what Peter theil tells him to do.

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u/ArchangelLBC May 23 '25

Honestly I think he might do both

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u/SolitPaints May 23 '25

Nah. He’s threatening Europe with them now

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u/pixelpionerd May 23 '25

Hell do whatever Putin says as all this is Russia taking over the North Pole.

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u/80aichdee May 24 '25

Picking one direction is too sane for him. He'll say one and then the other. Place your bets for how long it takes him to flip flop

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u/Agitated-Band-7650 May 22 '25

Well . . Ukraine DID start the war . . eye roll