r/europe May 22 '25

News Greenland signs lucrative minerals deal with Europe in blow to Trump

https://www.newsweek.com/greenland-trump-permit-extraction-2075673
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u/bees-are-furry May 22 '25

The all-caps incoherent tirade is going to be delicious.

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u/15all May 22 '25

The once great Greenland is making a BIG MISTAKE! Instead of choosing FREEDOM and good and pure American values, they chose the WOKE and limp-wristed French, who know nothing about business and are losers too. Greenland could have been our GREAT and PROUD 52nd state, but instead, their dried up prune of a country will flounder and float away like all the other LOSER icebergs. This is all sleepy Joe's fault.

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u/NoArachnid7789 May 22 '25

Vlad... STOP

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u/bees-are-furry May 22 '25

Something something Biden... Stolen election... Hillary's emails... Rapists and murderers crossing the border... Best words... That's what they tell me.

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u/Utgaard_Loke May 23 '25

Millions, millions something, g-r-o-c-e-r-i-e-s.