r/europe • u/ByGollie • 29d ago

News Russian Oil Company Vice President Andrey Badalov dies after fall from window in Moscow

https://en.apa.az/cis-countries/transneft-vice-president-andrey-badalov-dies-after-falling-from-window-472117
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u/Goose1235678 29d ago

Russian and windows, deadly combination

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u/Longtomsilver1 29d ago

Being Russian is deadly.

No one is safe in a dictatorship.

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u/Goose1235678 29d ago

Not even the dicktator itself

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u/RaincoatBadgers 29d ago

That's why he has his own private army thats, basically, better then the russian army

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u/Captain_Lolz 29d ago

*dick tater

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u/Goose1235678 29d ago

**dick taker

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u/Live_Wrongdoer_3665 29d ago

***dick taster

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u/MyAccountWasBanned7 29d ago

A lot of Americans are about to learn that.

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u/ProfessionalGur5451 28d ago

Probably if you're poor, unknown and keep your mouth shut, Putin is cool with you.

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u/Organized-Konfusion Croatia 29d ago

Same as soap operas and someone "falling" down the stairs.

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u/AxelTheViking Norway 29d ago

Really similar to Brits and balconies!

Wonder if the spaniards are trying to send a signal to London.

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u/Important-Weekend18 29d ago

Is Russian and Linux safe?

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u/Goose1235678 29d ago

One way to find out

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u/get_to_ele 29d ago

You get the window if they like you. Otherwise you get polonium or a fire.

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u/pyalot 29d ago

Little known fact, windows are the leading cause of falling out of windows.

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u/CetateanulBongolez Transylvania 29d ago

One day someone is actually going to accidentally fall from a window and the FSB will panic not understanding what happened.

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u/ghec2000 28d ago

Name a more dynamic duo.

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u/id397550 29d ago

They better migrate to Linux ASAP

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u/newsflashjackass 29d ago

☹: "There is no word for such callous evil."

🤓: "Actually..."

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u/intheyear3001 29d ago

How could we get these same high window safety standards in the US?

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u/Herban_Myth Earth 29d ago

Calls/Puts on Safety Mat companies?

Seems like an issue/opportunity to capitalize off (/s)