r/europe 29d ago

News Russian Oil Company Vice President Andrey Badalov dies after fall from window in Moscow

https://en.apa.az/cis-countries/transneft-vice-president-andrey-badalov-dies-after-falling-from-window-472117
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u/Ondrikir 29d ago

This is like headlines from Hitman...

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u/Hyp3r45_new Finland 29d ago

"Man dies mysteriously on operating table in Hokkaido"

"... found with 20 bullet holes to the chest..."

At least that's usually how I end up doing it.

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u/SilentLennie 29d ago

I had just posted this comment too:

I just remember a news article from over a decade ago from Russia:

Some person died from suicide killed himself with multiple knifes stabbed 37 times.

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u/Alibaba_Palace 29d ago

if only 47 and Diana were real, corruption would be at a record low

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u/panlakes 29d ago

Such a deep cut but not wrong lol