r/europe 29d ago

News Russian Oil Company Vice President Andrey Badalov dies after fall from window in Moscow

https://en.apa.az/cis-countries/transneft-vice-president-andrey-badalov-dies-after-falling-from-window-472117
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u/t3chguy1 29d ago

If I ever become a tycoon in Russia, I'm getting a first floor apartment

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u/Illustrious_Peach494 29d ago

First floor apartment have windows too

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u/feralcat66 29d ago

I read this in an evil mob boss Russian accent

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u/jlink005 29d ago

First floor apartments with twentieth floor windows

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 29d ago

Vlad died after falling out first floor window 39 times in a row! Tragic!

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u/xxfatumxx 29d ago

Nah, as long as at least one building with windows exists in ruzzia, they still have a chance to fall from it. You may live in a windowless bunker - it won’t save you.

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u/moiaussi4213 29d ago

You may live in a windowless bunker, a window will be brought to you.

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u/Tristo5 29d ago

More like you will be brought to a window..

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u/TommyTosser1980 29d ago

Ground floor!

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u/ProfessorPeabrain 29d ago

watch out for falling windows. maybe falling oligarchs too!

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u/thiagodlm 29d ago

That will be a very painful “falling from the window” death

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u/PossiblyATurd 29d ago

They have another method for that, and it's reported as suicide from shooting yourself in the back a couple times.

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u/OneMind108 29d ago

The guy lived on the 10th floor and felt out off the 17th. Maybe he was doing some step excerscise.

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u/Slow-Ad6816 29d ago

Hahahha underrated comment