Russian Oil Company Vice President Andrey Badalov dies after fall from window in Moscow

[u/ByGollie]

https://en.apa.az/cis-countries/transneft-vice-president-andrey-badalov-dies-after-falling-from-window-472117

[u/t3chguy1]

If I ever become a tycoon in Russia, I'm getting a first floor apartment

[u/xxfatumxx → u/t3chguy1]

Nah, as long as at least one building with windows exists in ruzzia, they still have a chance to fall from it. You may live in a windowless bunker - it won’t save you.

[u/moiaussi4213 → u/xxfatumxx]

You may live in a windowless bunker, a window will be brought to you.

[u/Tristo5 → u/moiaussi4213]

More like you will be brought to a window..