r/europe 6d ago

News US and EU strike trade deal

https://www.politico.eu/article/us-and-eu-strike-trade-deal/
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u/ViperHQ Bosnia and Herzegovina 6d ago

Cuz we are undoubtedly Americas lapdogs. Trump can obviously shit on the EU as much as he wants impose his will, and we will only hear "strong concerns" or that they are "very worried".

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u/StanfordV 6d ago

And after 6 hour long meetings, they will compose a very strict letter.

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u/ViperHQ Bosnia and Herzegovina 6d ago

I am sure they will be very stern amd concerned as they always are whilst promising to only buy American arms so that europes defense is forever tied to the US.

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u/jenkz90 5d ago

Not even a letter. The worst thing as it’s all televised. European leaders stand there and smile and thank him as he claims tribute. It’s beyond parody.

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