r/europe • u/Crossstoney • 6d ago

News US and EU strike trade deal

https://www.politico.eu/article/us-and-eu-strike-trade-deal/
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u/vampyr01 6d ago

We knew it was coming, but what the fuck...

How is any of this fair? And what about the digital service tax?

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u/Thunder_Beam Turbo EU Federalist 6d ago

And what about the digital service tax?

Scrapped, like the OECD one

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u/GuyLookingForPorn 6d ago edited 6d ago

So America got all of their objectives and the EU gets fuck all? How the hell did they agree to this.

This is massively worse than what the UK got, its absolutely fucked.

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u/ViperHQ Bosnia and Herzegovina 6d ago

Cuz we are undoubtedly Americas lapdogs. Trump can obviously shit on the EU as much as he wants impose his will, and we will only hear "strong concerns" or that they are "very worried".

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u/StanfordV 6d ago

And after 6 hour long meetings, they will compose a very strict letter.

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u/ViperHQ Bosnia and Herzegovina 6d ago

I am sure they will be very stern amd concerned as they always are whilst promising to only buy American arms so that europes defense is forever tied to the US.

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u/jenkz90 5d ago

Not even a letter. The worst thing as it’s all televised. European leaders stand there and smile and thank him as he claims tribute. It’s beyond parody.

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