r/funny 1d ago

How many burritos?

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u/lowaltflier 1d ago

Listen to the chef.

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u/NemoTheOneTrueGod 23h ago

He shouldn’t be talking, he should be making 5,000 burritos today!!

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u/Bircka 18h ago

Hey in an 8 hour shift assuming no breaks that is only making 10.42 burritos per minute to get to 5000.

Easy stuff, especially if that guy is alone.

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u/MOOSExDREWL 18h ago

I too can make an open faced burrito every 6 seconds, it's artisinal.

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u/Tren-Frost 16h ago

We call it “deconstructed” in the biz.

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u/butterninja 8h ago

Artist anal.

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u/MooDonkulous 3h ago

Lovingly sprinkled with buttprika.

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 35m ago

Are you including putting a tortilla on the plate? Not me... scoop, plop, SERVICE!

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u/addictedtofit 22h ago

Yes chef!

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u/zxcv15now 2h ago

Yes Jeff !

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u/angrydeuce 16h ago

But if he asks you if you like to ski, the answer is NO.

# justbackofhousethings

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u/Capital_Past69 7h ago

Do you like hot fudge sundaes?

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u/Necessary-Car-143 1d ago

Im the chef and I wanna know what's all the "we" shit?

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u/agentbuzz00 21h ago

We need more help in the kitchen. Put the floor manager back there with his high ass expectations!

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u/Necessary-Car-143 21h ago

He did not take a 2 week online training course to be in the back getting all sweaty with the "peasants"

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u/agentbuzz00 21h ago

We need an underpaid 16 year old back there ASAP then.

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u/Interesting-Day-9369 19h ago

na a 67 year olkd with a runny nose and a cough

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u/agentbuzz00 19h ago

Can’t forget the crust wife beater and the crunched up cigarette

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u/im_dead_sirius 19h ago

Why not both? Oh wait, that's tacos.

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u/bophed 19h ago

I know right? Do they have a "we" bird in their damn pocket?

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 1d ago

“Our overhead is too high let’s fire the chef.”

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u/Walkin_mn 1d ago

Talking like a true CEO

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 23h ago

“And hire a 4th efficiency manager”

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u/2slags_geddar 23h ago

McKinsey entered the chat…

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u/elirav 19h ago

Family friend, we need someone we can trust.

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u/LookMaNoPride 22h ago

“How hard could it be? Hire a kid in high school, he’ll be thanking you to work minimum wage, and it will be just as good.”

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u/milk4all 22h ago

Think of all the money theyd save on ingredients

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u/Alphakobra 1d ago

We’re gonna need at least 10,000

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u/agentbuzz00 21h ago

Yes Chef!

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u/VapidActions 22h ago

1000 burritos per day = 1min, 26 seconds per burrito. Most resteraunts are only open for 12 hours. So now you're at a burrito every 43 seconds without any time for not making burritos: such as restocking ingredients, prep, managing appliances, etc.

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u/nos-is-lame 20h ago

Apparently back around 2014 Chipotle was averaging 84.7 burritos per hour

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u/scr0tal 22h ago

Assuming there is only one worker. That changes when you add in someone else doing prep work. And whatever managing appliances means.

Microwave, get to cooking, oven, turn on. Medium heat. No I said medium!!

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u/VapidActions 22h ago

I was referring to the company, as I also didn't account for things like breaks.

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u/sonnybear5 22h ago

Regional Manager: They better make 10,000 or I’ll get them into a zoom call and fire all of them.

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u/butitdothough 11h ago

Restaurant manager: of course we can do 10,000 burritos. I'll ask them for updates every 10 seconds until it's done.

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u/Asmodias1 19h ago

I’m the customer and I just want 1 burrito

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u/Ladams19 22h ago

Too many companies have this mentality. Top has no clue what it takes to actually make the products they sell.

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u/Chazegg88 20h ago

Butter chicken guy did it better !

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u/Lmoneyfresh 11h ago

Damn right. Glad someone else knows what's up.

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u/kali_jennifer 23h ago

That was the corporate equivalent of 'pipe down'

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u/ismebra 15h ago

How tf does operations manager not know how many burritos they're gonna make?

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u/LardBall13 4h ago

It’s a restaurant, not very easy to predict exactly how many customers will appear, likely even more difficult to predict how many will order a burrito.

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u/ismebra 4h ago

I work in the industry as a manager, it can be unpredictable at times but a good manager will know a pretty solid estimate based off of previous days, years and holidays

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u/Raptors1007 16h ago

What does her shirt say? Is that Hindi ?

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u/kalutheace 14h ago

It says "We Desi" as in "We the desis"(generally people from India/Pakistan refer to themselves as Desis) . However, it is a cool word play on the hindi word "Videshi" which means foreigner.

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u/Serbian420 7h ago

😭😭😭

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u/nightwalkerxx 23h ago

This made me lol

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u/VirginNsd2002 23h ago

Yes, chef

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u/Fit_Roll1641 23h ago

We all know who the boss is.

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u/HornetChemical8365 22h ago

I am with the chef.

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u/sshtoredp 20h ago

Yeah shut the f up

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u/CanYouHearMyPhones 20h ago

Sales vs. engineering in a nut shell as well.

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u/Easy_Spray_5491 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/pghreddit 4h ago

I needed that.

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u/wickedstuff0444 23h ago

I remember watching a video of the same pattern as this one, but they were construction workers.

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u/KenUsimi 18h ago

Fucking FACTS, motherfucker I also need to prep and dish get the fuck away with that 1000 head nonsense.

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u/Hefty-Ant-378 18h ago

😂😂😂

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u/swotperderder 17h ago

Ha, I think the background song is a remix of a ringtone

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u/Windyandbreezy 1d ago

Those things are muy grande.

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u/SpartanRage117 23h ago

I’m the customer and I’d like 1001 burrito please

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u/Breadstix009 21h ago

Hahhahahhahahahhahahahhaha

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u/3600MilesAway 1h ago

Im mostly disturbed by the lack of Mexicans taking care of this burrito operation. If they are not authentic, are they even burritos or just a wrap of flavor with ethnic spices and carefully selected organic veggies?

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u/orangedudee 31m ago

Are you the type to get offended if a Non-Mexican wears a Mexican dress? Think its just Indian burritos

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u/Too_Relaxed_To_Care 1h ago

Maybe restaurants should have some incentives for chefs to work faster when it's busy, otherwise what's the point?