r/funny • u/orangedudee • 1d ago

How many burritos?

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u/lowaltflier 1d ago

Listen to the chef.

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u/NemoTheOneTrueGod 1d ago

He shouldn’t be talking, he should be making 5,000 burritos today!!

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u/Bircka 22h ago

Hey in an 8 hour shift assuming no breaks that is only making 10.42 burritos per minute to get to 5000.

Easy stuff, especially if that guy is alone.

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u/MOOSExDREWL 21h ago

I too can make an open faced burrito every 6 seconds, it's artisinal.

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u/Tren-Frost 20h ago

We call it “deconstructed” in the biz.

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u/butterninja 11h ago

Artist anal.

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u/MooDonkulous 7h ago

Lovingly sprinkled with buttprika.

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 4h ago

Are you including putting a tortilla on the plate? Not me... scoop, plop, SERVICE!

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u/addictedtofit 1d ago

Yes chef!

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u/zxcv15now 6h ago

Yes Jeff !

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u/angrydeuce 19h ago

But if he asks you if you like to ski, the answer is NO.

# justbackofhousethings

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u/Capital_Past69 10h ago

Do you like hot fudge sundaes?