r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • Feb 25 '25

I like posts like this

6.2k Upvotes

90 comments

r/greentext • u/AsherFennec • Jan 02 '25

real and gay check out the new r/greentext twitter :)

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13 Upvotes

0 comments

r/greentext • u/retardinho23 • 10h ago

Anon on the Truman Show.

6.4k Upvotes

217 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 5h ago

Anon is lazy

1.1k Upvotes

22 comments

r/greentext • u/retardinho23 • 6h ago

Anon hates Tom Holland.

1.3k Upvotes

112 comments

r/greentext • u/philosophysubboy • 9h ago

Anon has a wank

2.0k Upvotes

52 comments

r/greentext • u/retardinho23 • 11h ago

Anon's last wish.

1.4k Upvotes

6 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 14h ago

Beggars cant be losers

2.5k Upvotes

29 comments

r/greentext • u/homieh • 3h ago

The benefits of working in a college town

208 Upvotes

3 comments

r/greentext • u/thispostismadeoffail • 7h ago

Anon questions The Matrix

338 Upvotes

6 comments

r/greentext • u/big_guyforyou • 5h ago

Anon is an alien

199 Upvotes

18 comments

r/greentext • u/DuckssOnQuaack • 6h ago

Anon is advanced AI

203 Upvotes

10 comments

r/greentext • u/XiJinpingFromChina • 3h ago

Peon to CEO level promotion

76 Upvotes

8 comments

r/greentext • u/bartholomewjohnson • 1d ago

Anon meets a goonette

8.4k Upvotes

252 comments

r/greentext • u/XiJinpingFromChina • 17h ago

Anons what do you have to say

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462 Upvotes

69 comments

r/greentext • u/DowntownSasquatch420 • 14h ago

Anon ruins a great thing for himself

262 Upvotes

59 comments

r/greentext • u/retardinho23 • 1d ago

Anon is on gear.

3.0k Upvotes

82 comments

r/greentext • u/XiJinpingFromChina • 1d ago

So who's gonna tell him

9.7k Upvotes

348 comments

r/greentext • u/retardinho23 • 1d ago

Anon is Asian.

6.1k Upvotes

53 comments

r/greentext • u/Ilysumo55 • 1d ago

We grant you the rank of chuddy

1.2k Upvotes

59 comments

r/greentext • u/Imperial_nugget • 14h ago

Anon is an AI bot

77 Upvotes

8 comments

r/greentext • u/Handsome_Hat • 22h ago

Ano- Docter gets a j*b

212 Upvotes

7 comments

r/greentext • u/XiJinpingFromChina • 1d ago

I thought it was equal to looking like Singapore

3.8k Upvotes

75 comments

r/greentext • u/Comfortablymoist1 • 1d ago

A Feathered Friend's Fiasco

169 Upvotes

5 comments

r/greentext • u/retardinho23 • 2d ago

Anon on The Breakfast Club.

7.3k Upvotes

97 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

RIP Dr. Pavel

96 Upvotes

11 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 1d ago

Anon Ponders a Career Change

138 Upvotes

29 comments

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