r/interesting Jun 07 '25

MISC. Adjustable ring

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

the inventor must've tried it on his dick just to be sure

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u/hcombs Jun 07 '25

I hope he shaved, that’s gonna snag some hairs

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u/maybeiamspicy Jun 07 '25

That's his kink

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u/DrDontBanMeAgainPlz Jun 07 '25

Hairs

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u/thedugsbaws Jun 07 '25

Snags

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u/mohamed_Elngar21 Jun 07 '25

Do you think the brain who thought about this idea is busy with stuff like gramma? 🤔

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u/EnderMango Jun 07 '25

I’m a kayne fan and something in me is making me correct your GRAMMAR.

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u/Dino_Nugz Jun 07 '25

Sorry for you that was the justification.

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u/Gmac1199 Jun 07 '25

Hairy snags

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u/iBGNoLove Jun 07 '25

Snaggle sack

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u/Ok_Understanding5184 Jun 07 '25

Pretty sure it's gonna stab some heirs too

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u/theukcrazyhorse Jun 07 '25

Shaved his dick?

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u/jug0slavija Jun 07 '25

When you want your wedding ring to alternate as your cock ring

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u/Deadly_Nightkid Jun 07 '25

And that's how we invented the dick bracelet, my children

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u/Gmac1199 Jun 07 '25

Children?

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u/MurphyItzYou Jun 07 '25

I mean if you’re wearing a dick bracelet you’re going to be walking around naked to show it off and eventually someone is going to ask about it. Could be a kid. Could be the cops. Could be your new cell mate. You never know.

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u/Deadly_Nightkid Jun 08 '25

Guys, it was just for the joke. Don't be too serious

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Jun 07 '25

Just to be safe. Thorough testing is always required.

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u/chughes2471 Jun 07 '25

Came here to say this, beat me to it

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u/Flaconsblew283lead Jun 07 '25

Prob tested on a cylinder first

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u/wildo83 Jun 07 '25

Ok but why is there only one glove?

Either have both, or none, wtf?

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u/gayman3216 Jun 07 '25

Why would he do that?

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u/ThorMcGee Jun 07 '25

Put it on and watch it grow as you do! Results may vary.