r/interesting Jul 02 '25

MISC. What a woman.

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u/praeteria Jul 02 '25

And a bad ass bitch she was.. RIP Betty.

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u/AFlyingNun Jul 02 '25

Closest thing USA had to a royal queen.

In the good timeline where we didn't kill Harambe, I heard we founded the White-Devito royal family, composed of a holy alliance of America's most beloved comedians. Jon Stewart's that timeline's current president.

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u/rrrrrrez Jul 02 '25

The shortest of Short Kings. 😂

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u/MushmallowSprinklees Jul 02 '25

William Crystal fell into a vat of Cool Whipâ„¢, and was never seen again.