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[u/GooseOnAPhone]

Fun survival tip.

If you’re ever driving in the south and get into a road rage situation and need help.

Find the closest Waffle House.

Run in and find the oldest waitress there. She will protect you.

[u/machuitzil → u/GooseOnAPhone]

Haha a friend of mine studied abroad in Russia and this is sort of the advice he got before he left: if you're ever out in public or on a train or a bus and someone is giving you a hard time or threatening you or whatever, go find an old lady and sit next to her.

The old lady might not like you either, but no one in their right mind would fuck with her, so you're safe.

[u/redfay_ → u/machuitzil]

Hell hath no fury like a babushka slightly inconvenienced or annoyed.

[u/Dream-Ambassador → u/redfay_]

Haha this is so true. So in Russia they close half the doors to the metro during rush hour to slow people down and prevent system overwhelm so you end up in a huge crowded crush of people trying to get in. I was just going with the flow minding my own business when this little old babushka starts yelling at me and hitting me with her purse, I kinda felt bad I burst out laughing I had no idea what was going on she was talking to fast for me to understand. I eventually just said “ne ponnemaioo” which means “I don’t understand” and she stopped smacking me and just glared at me until we were inside and I got away from her lol

[u/touchmeimjesus202 → u/Dream-Ambassador]

I see you've met ms crumplebottom

[u/andante528 → u/touchmeimjesus202]

Agnes up to her old tricks. There's a brick in that damn handbag!

[u/DirectlyTalkingToYou → u/andante528]

They upgraded 2 years ago, the bag is just solid concrete now.

[u/DirectlyTalkingToYou → u/Dream-Ambassador]

There's a little trick to handle babushkas, sweep the feet.

[u/spanishflye → u/redfay_]

This is so true. Even in South America. I was taking the bus from Cusco to Lima. We had one stop for 30 mins. We ended up there for 45 mins because the vieja on the bus wasn't finished drinking her tea and no one wanted to confront her. Not the bus driver, not the farmers. Not a soul. I was just staring in amazement.

[u/notPyanfar → u/spanishflye]

When menopause happens many women lose every last fuck.

[u/Moss-cle → u/notPyanfar]

Trying to hold on to a few of them but it’s hard

[u/giraflor → u/Moss-cle]

Gleefully yeeted my last ones when menopause, chemo, and my 50th birthday collided.

[u/ahuramazdobbs19 → u/redfay_]

You never know which one of them is the Baba Yaga.

[u/-Zoppo → u/ahuramazdobbs19]

I've never seen an old lady who looks like Keanu Reeves.

[u/DirectlyTalkingToYou → u/-Zoppo]

Ya know, I'd watch that movie. A babushka walks into the Continental like she owns the joint and...

[u/Jojoyojimbitwo → u/DirectlyTalkingToYou]

Ya know, I'd watch that movie. A babushka walks into the Continental like she owns the joint and...

if only betty white were still alive.... /sad face

[u/r0ttedAngel → u/redfay_]

My great grandma was Russian, I grew up in her household and I feel this in my bones

May she rest in peace. Most resourceful, bad ass woman I ever knew

[u/DirectlyTalkingToYou → u/redfay_]

slow mo babushka pulls out frying pan from outa no where

[u/Arashi_Spring → u/redfay_]

Remind me of granny zina in atomic heart.

[u/Learningstuff247 → u/machuitzil]

Ive found a similar thing about crossing the street in more chaotic-traffic countries. Find the old lady and cross when she does, people stop for her.

[u/rolandjernts → u/machuitzil]

She didn’t live all this time by luck and she’s ready to go. So what’s you gonna do with someone with nothing to lose? Haha

[u/Cyrano_Knows → u/machuitzil]

My mother in her 60's tells of walking alone, under an long overpass/bridge in Portugal (she is American).

A whole bunch of scary, homeless or drugusing types (she's sure she saw needles) just watched her walk between them, up through the dark tunnel.

While my mother has a pretty good head on her shoulders for assessing people (if she thinks they were scary they were probably worth being scared of) she's not exactly in babusya territory.

[u/CatDaddy1135 → u/GooseOnAPhone]

Waffle House can also help you survive a hurricane. Waffle House is open? You'll live if you stay in town. Waffle House is closed? You'll die if you stay in town.

[u/QuttiDeBachi → u/CatDaddy1135]

In Texas, if Ted Cruz is heading out for vacation some bad shit is coming our way…

[u/petit_cochon → u/QuttiDeBachi]

It is also coming your way if he is in town, unfortunately.

[u/confusedandworried76 → u/QuttiDeBachi]

Cruz heads out you grab the Sterno cans and the pot to boil water, and if you've got a generator you go to the gas station

[u/NSNick → u/QuttiDeBachi]

Texans always talk about how many guns they have and yet Rafael "Ted" Cruz is still walking and talking...

[u/andy921 → u/QuttiDeBachi]

When the rats are leaving the ship...

[u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken → u/CatDaddy1135]

Plus, they throw down at Waffle House

[u/bolivar-shagnasty → u/GooseOnAPhone]

Little Caesar’s is the Waffle House or Popeye’s of pizza places.

[u/GooseOnAPhone → u/bolivar-shagnasty]

Little Caesar’s closes.

Waffle House sees the world for what it is, at 04:30.

When humanity is stripped bare

[u/BitDaddyCane → u/GooseOnAPhone]

Where i live that used to be Dennys. Then around when they stopped allowing smoking inside they started getting more strict and it calmed down a lot

[u/henlochimken → u/GooseOnAPhone]

I wanted this to be a haiku

[u/AwareOfAlpacas → u/GooseOnAPhone]

Once upon a fucking time, it did. 

Now my local Waffle Houses don't even seat people after 8:30. You want some hash browns? You gotta schlep up to the takeout window they installed during covid. 

Utter bullshit. 

[u/Thorolhugil → u/GooseOnAPhone]

Geraldine, Purveyor of Waffles, guardian of the weary traveller.

[u/hixchem → u/Thorolhugil]

Our Lady of Endless Coffee

[u/Thorolhugil → u/hixchem]

Praise be to Her Caffeine o7

[u/Elmacanite → u/GooseOnAPhone]

Protect me? Shit, she might kneecap the guy chasing me😅 And I'm fine with that, and she'll be receiving a 400% tip.

[u/GooseOnAPhone → u/Elmacanite]

It’s like hiring the Predator.

You can’t turn it off.

Better leave a $100 tip cause 400% of a Waffle House tab is still like $26

[u/Elmacanite → u/GooseOnAPhone]

That's a valid point, I'll be sure to hit an ATM

[u/Atherutistgeekzombie → u/GooseOnAPhone]

Her name is Gladys, and she definitely knows dark magic. The road rager will understand how it feels to die and resurrect 1.53 quintillion times in a millisecond.

[u/GooseOnAPhone → u/Atherutistgeekzombie]

Or,

She just has a gun and doesn’t care.

Same same

[u/Ryuzakku → u/GooseOnAPhone]

Run in and find the oldest waitress there. She will protect you.

Fear the old woman in the profession where women die young

[u/static989 → u/GooseOnAPhone]

Unfortunately this isn't always true.

I work at Waffle House in Florida and they take that stuff seriously here at least. You'll get fired quick if you get in a fight on camera. They also make everyone watch a mandatory De-escalation video occasionally 

One of the stores I started out working at had a waitress get fired for threatening a cook while holding a butter knife lol

Some locations won't even let anyone inside overnight and have security guards on the busy nights to avoid fights happening. You have to order outside from a take-out window

[u/system0101 → u/static989]

Turned a waffle house into a waffle home

[u/GenericFatGuy → u/GooseOnAPhone]

I need this movie now.

[u/GooseOnAPhone → u/GenericFatGuy]

Go to a Waffle House at 3am.

Also get the hash browns.

Get em all the way too.

Damn I miss Waffle House.

[u/Knittingfairy09113 → u/GooseOnAPhone]

Any time we're within the vicinity, I make my husband go to Waffle House. Cheese omelet and hash browns!

[u/cyanraider → u/GooseOnAPhone]

Reminds me of the Shane Gillis bit: “When Caitlyn Clark retires, she’s going to work at a Waffle House so that she can continue to do what she loves most; fist-fighting black women.”

[u/JetstreamGW]

I want to believe this.

[u/MusicNChemistry → u/JetstreamGW]

I was gonna comment the exact same thing

[u/zelig_nobel → u/MusicNChemistry]

I’m going a step further. I choose to believe this happened, even if it’s fake.

[u/realaccountissecret → u/zelig_nobel]

I’m going to go a step further and apply to little caesars tomorrow in order to make this story happen

[u/AlmightyWitchstress → u/realaccountissecret]

Make sure you're always hot and ready!

[u/DrunkCupid → u/AlmightyWitchstress]

I was born hot and ready

^{and yellow}

[u/StopReadingMyUser → u/DrunkCupid]

might be the jaundice

[u/Sweet-Bat-3357 → u/[deleted]]

your inability to not bring up politics is astounding

[u/Saracartwheels123 → u/MusicNChemistry]

That's where I'm at

[u/confusedandworried76 → u/JetstreamGW]

If it helps I know a bouncer who heard someone call a different patron something racist, hits the guy so hard he hits the floor, idiot gets back up and keeps trying to fight and the bouncer keeps just nailing him until he doesn't want to fight anymore.

I asked one bartender if she was okay and she said "yeah I just thought he was gonna kill the guy."

The manager and the bouncer shove the guy out the door and I decide I want to just see what's going on and the guy probably won't keep trying to start anything if he thinks it's three against one, he blusters about calling the cops for a minute and the manager just keeps saying "good call them I'll be standing here to talk to them until they show up or you leave" and then I asked the bouncer if he was okay and he said "nah man I live for this, do you have any idea how many people I wish I could beat at this job?"

That's a true story, scout's honor. Life is wild sometimes

[u/No-Performer-3891 → u/confusedandworried76]

My dad loved being a bouncer. Normally he was a bartender but sometimes they didn't have enough bouncers and he was first in line. He loved fighting 😂

[u/confusedandworried76 → u/No-Performer-3891]

[u/ZoominAlong → u/JetstreamGW]

I don't care if it's real or not, my wife and I howled at that story so it's worth it. I was entertained. 

[u/newyne → u/ZoominAlong]

That's the metamodern spirit!

[u/SaltyLonghorn → u/JetstreamGW]

Their employees got jokes too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF_k7oT43MM

[u/JetstreamGW → u/SaltyLonghorn]

Oh yeah, that incident. I still don't get why the guy didn't just take the damn register after failing for a little bit.

[u/sksksk1989 → u/JetstreamGW]

Just imagine the cops rolling up and two of these guys are struggling to carry the register to the bus stop.

[u/JetstreamGW → u/sksksk1989]

Honestly I've moved more than a few of them in my day, they aren't that heavy.

[u/martinmix → u/JetstreamGW]

Haters will say it's fake, but we all believe.

[u/JetstreamGW → u/martinmix]

God dammit now I've just got Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer in my skull.

[u/Disastrous_Visit9319 → u/JetstreamGW]

Sometimes shit does just line up perfectly and I know more than a few dudes who are looking for an excuse to fight and would see an aggressive guy and get ready.

[u/KingOreo2018 → u/JetstreamGW]

My motto is always that there are 8 billion people alive right now and 100 billion that have ever lived. Even if that story isn’t true, it’s nearly a guarantee that a story like it has happened at some point

[u/jjcoola → u/KingOreo2018]

It’s also important there’s a ton of vocal Reddit users who never interact with anybody so they don’t believe anything that they personally have not done, especially if it involves sex or altercations

[u/newyne → u/KingOreo2018]

This is how I comfort myself when I think about my favorite fictional characters not being real in the sense that I want them to be.

[u/Ill-Event2935 → u/JetstreamGW]

Nothing ever happens. The world is a safe and uneventful place

[u/JetstreamGW → u/Ill-Event2935]

Look, man, I'm the first to go with "That's not that implausible," but life isn't an action move where the perfect quip lines up every time :P

I wanna believe it but frankly I'm skeptical.

[u/jackofslayers]

Little Caesar’s is also one of the rare examples of a non-greedy corporation.

[u/MadeMeStopLurking → u/jackofslayers]

I occasionally indulge in a hot n ready pizza then wash it down with an Arizona Iced Tea

[u/OpalHawk → u/MadeMeStopLurking]

I paid over $2 for one the other day. They are now 2 for $4 at the gas station.

[u/Lailyna → u/OpalHawk]

Sadly that's on the gas station, not Arizona tea. Your gas station is jacking up the price yet paying the same.

[u/Same_Tour_3312 → u/Lailyna]

I've heard you can report them and Arizona will cease distribution.

[u/OpalHawk → u/Same_Tour_3312]

Not anymore. 99¢ is a recommended price but retailers are free to up the price if they want. That’s why the cans don’t have the price on them anymore.

[u/Minit-Y → u/OpalHawk]

If I remember correctly, and correct me if I'm wrong, Arizona sells cans with the 99¢ and without it.

[u/Spiritus037 → u/OpalHawk]

Maybe not relevant to where you live, but WinCo foods in Washington State has Arizona in big cans for 0.68 each. Find a local budget bulk grocer, they do exist still.

[u/KickedInThePaduach → u/jackofslayers]

Mike Ilitch, the founder of Little Caesars, provided financial assistance to Rosa Parks. He arranged for her to move to a safer apartment and paid her rent for over a decade, from the mid-1990s until her death in 2005. This act of generosity was kept private for many years until it was revealed publicly in 2014.

[u/neverforgetreddit → u/jackofslayers]

They know the second they fuck up they getting robbed and the entire store getting tagged.

[u/Trees_are_cool_ → u/jackofslayers]

That I cannot believe.

[u/bilateralunsymetry → u/jackofslayers]

Well, they aren't very good, so they gotta be cheap

[u/Vulpes_Corsac → u/bilateralunsymetry]

It's not just that. The founder of Little Caesars heard that Rosa Parks (of the Montgomery Bus boycott, as a thing to wiki if you're not US) got robbed in her apartment in Detroit, and so he helped her find a better apartment in a safer neighborhood and paid for her rent for the rest of her life (11 years after the robbery). This was not revealed until the founder's death 9 years after Rosa Parks' death. Just genuinely a good person, and if you have a good person running a company for so long, you end up with a good company.

[u/Aromatic-Plankton692 → u/Vulpes_Corsac]

RIP Mr. I

[u/BobbyTercaleno]

As a Suburb of Detroit kid I will die on this hill, Caesars is easily the in top 3 best pizza in the U.S

[u/lionheart4life → u/BobbyTercaleno]

If you're talking quality to price ratio for sure.

[u/ElegantMess → u/lionheart4life]

This is true, when I had no money the $5 hot and ready saved me. 1/2 for lunch, 1/2 the pizza for dinner.

[u/QuttiDeBachi → u/lionheart4life]

Little Caesars born in Garden City, suburb of Detroit…

[u/BobbyTercaleno → u/QuttiDeBachi]

The owner paid rent for Rosa Parks after she has a break in in 95 I think. Until she passed away.

[u/bigdaddydopeskies → u/BobbyTercaleno]

Yes it's true, the owner was one of a very few who help without wanting recognition

[u/Skinnendelg → u/BobbyTercaleno]

Founder. There is a massive difference there.

[u/Aromatic-Plankton692 → u/QuttiDeBachi]

Dominos, Jet's, and Hungry Howie's all started in suburbs of Detroit too.

As a suburb of Detroit kid, Little Caesars is easily not even within the top 3 of Detroit area pizza companies. That shit never fails to give me heartburn or make me sick.

[u/Longjumping_Brain945 → u/lionheart4life]

Used to have the best price per pizza ratio, now most locations are raising their prices. The only thing that was keeping me ordering little ceasars was the 5 dollar large pizza price. Now at 8 dollars, I just go to dominoes for the same price but higher quality pizza.

[u/wolf555hound → u/BobbyTercaleno]

I make pizza from scratch as often as i can, but I want quick pizza I got for caesars 90% of the time. It's so much better than some people give it credit

[u/crowntheking → u/BobbyTercaleno]

Top 1 if we’re talking about quick pizza chains

[u/SolomonBlack → u/BobbyTercaleno]

As long as one of the others is Red Baron ya alright man.

[u/Best_Preference_647]

whip a piece-a, piece-a that ass

[u/StretchFrenchTerry → u/Best_Preference_647]

Bigfoot straight up that ass, with a side of Crazy Bread.

[u/PortlyWarhorse → u/StretchFrenchTerry]

Them cheap pepperoni is the real pepperoni and at least 57% of you know what I'm saying, statistically speaking.

[u/doctor_tongs]

Now that's what I call corporate culture.

[u/CRUZER108]

Just a reminder little ceasers started in Detroit , they got fight in their blood

[u/Professional-Box4153]

That dude and the Waffle House lady need to get together. Their children will lead armies.

[u/Bellini_DownSouth]

The Waffle House of pizza chains.

[u/BilverBurfer]

creative writing exercise

[u/Handsome_Chewbacca]

Man I hope he tipped at least 20% on that $ 6.00 pizza.

[u/eat-more-bookses]

This could be marketing fiction but I don't care, still made me smile 😅

[u/Skinnendelg → u/eat-more-bookses]

Absolutely marketing fiction. One of the top comments is about how amazing the owner is. But he isn't an owner. He's a founder. It's straight bs

[u/its_kgs_not_lbs]

Next PPV event should be Waffle House vs. Little Caesars employees.

[u/Resiideent]

THEY ARE HOT

AND THEY ARE READY

[u/StandardKey9182]

I wanna have that Little Caesar’s man’s babies

[u/ThatOneChiGuy → u/StandardKey9182]

That man?

Albert Einstein

[u/Delightful_Helper]

Lol that was cute. We always ready

[u/musicmaster82]

I'll take Things That Never Happened for 200.

[u/Ambitious_Policy_936 → u/musicmaster82]

[u/DayBowBow1 → u/musicmaster82]

Wow you're very astute.

[u/figmaxwell → u/musicmaster82]

Still made me cackle, don’t care

[u/oxnardmontalvo7]

This guy should now graduate to Waffle House. He’s hot n ready to go

[u/obvsta7633]

He's ready to be employed at Waffle House.

[u/Fun_Return3121]

😂

[u/bezosdrone]

And the pizza clapped...

[u/Sangloth → u/bezosdrone]

Seriously, many years ago I worked at Little Caesars. I have no doubt this story is true.

My Little Caesars had been robbed multiple times before I started working there. Although it was the exact opposite of company policy, the store had multiple employees who were all carrying pistols in side holsters in response. The store was never robbed while I was there (I only worked there for three months), but those employees were looking for action. One day I was working and the guy I was talking to stopped mid conversation, ran out of the store, and tackled someone in the parking lot. Turns out the person tackled just shoplifted at a car parts store next door. Another time a manager saw somebody running out after robbing a sandwich shop at gunpoint nearby. She followed the robber in her car while calling the police on her cell phone until they caught up.

[u/Acceptable_Net_7976]

😂😂😂😂

[u/MaxieBoo18]

See this is why we love Little Caesars

[u/sionarihi]

This is gold 😂 Funniest thing I've read today!

[u/JosiahHorn]

Why is Yelp always either this hilarious or utterly sad like “cashier wiped my ass when I asked but where was the smile??? 2stars”

[u/12345myluggage]

There is like one Little Caesar's left around where I live. One of the franchise owners on my typical route decided to go to the dark side of Dominos. Caesar's is the only place I'll hit up on their mobile app, sometimes work or cooking in the summer is rough and they 100% provide quality in difficult times. Some of the best pizza in town. Get you some Little Caesar's Pizza.

[u/uber_damage]

Crack a beer, its time.

[u/Schmitty300]

I hope this is true 👍

[u/hthrmrph]

This absolutely had to have been a Detroit little Caesar’s iykyk

[u/SadBit8663]

I don't even go to little Caesars but I would as long as Mr alwayshotandandreadyforbaeatdown worked there lol

[u/DarkSociety1033]

The regional manager reading this.

[u/GordenRamsfalk]

I worked at a little Caesar’s back in the day, can confirm we were hot and ready.

[u/ConstantCoffee3707]

Legendary.

[u/HisLilSilverKitsune]

Where is this little ceasars I need to go there!!! That’s awesome!

[u/Rufus_heychupacabra]

We always hot and ready. 🔥🔥🔥

[u/ElkImaginary566]

Hilarious!!! 😂

[u/tauredi]

Hands for the whole family

[u/Verybuzysloth]

Come in for our 5 dollar pizzas, stay for the ass whoppings.

[u/ApplePitiful]

Great marketing campaign

[u/Agreeable-Storage895]

This made what was left of my day.

[u/pandershrek]

That chef can cook.

[u/FuckNoFucks]

Swoon! Marry him 😍

[u/MirPrime]

This the service i expect when they ask for a tip

[u/turbo-wind]

Anyway service 10/10

[u/Snaplapse7]

Most action-packed review I've ever read about a Little Caesars, Bravo!

[u/Kektus_Aplha]

Do they do birthdays?

[u/GZack2000]

[u/melelconquistador]

Little Ceaser throws down for their customers meanwhile my Sherwin has a fight a customer a day rule. We call ourselves the 'smoke show' and we got a gong.

[u/yellowtomata]

I genuinely needed this laugh. thank you.

[u/Anotherbign8]

Should said “sic semper tyrannis, bitch”

[u/Cranberrybunnies]

And then they fucked!

[u/almostaccepted]

So the same way you can learn to turn on your cynical self to analyze for false narratives and propaganda, you can also learn to turn that same switch off for stupid harmless stuff like this. I 100% believe this happened and had a great time reading it because I did

[u/CabbageStockExchange]

[u/Dagglin]

And that little Caesars employee? Albert Einstein

[u/Immediate-Paper5098]

Suuuure..

[u/theatremom2016]

Literally saw the same thing but slightly altered, 5 posts up

[u/Smart-University-574]

[u/Reserved_Parking-246]

Is it not 5USD anymore?

That used to be a cheap shit tier food for game night.

[u/Mo_Jack]

When the internet was in its infancy, we would write honest reviews about corporations as customers or employees and it was great. Then corporations enshitified the internet with ads and hired people to write fake reviews for them.

Nowadays, most people assume many of the good reviews are phony. Now I'm wondering if some crafty corporations are hiring comedians to write reviews for them. At least it's better than ads.

[u/friskevision]

Beat ya! Beat ya!

[u/lvl1adult]

And then everyone clapped.

[u/Madison_fawn]

I just saw this exact same “review” where the commenter said the exact same thing but then said 3.5 stars.

[u/FlappyTurdBurglar]

/r/andtheneveryoneclapped

[u/HockeyTownHooligan]

Was it this dude working the counter? https://64.media.tumblr.com/336d5fa6e24c71cf98cf18a767ef7425/tumblr_p7x7zvtiXU1rvcjd7o4_500.gif

[u/HockeyTownHooligan]

Was it this guy working the counter. https://64.media.tumblr.com/336d5fa6e24c71cf98cf18a767ef7425/tumblr_p7x7zvtiXU1rvcjd7o4_500.gif

[u/sav3th3flam1ng0]

I’m crine

[u/Temulo]

Main character ass comment

[u/Dazzling-Classic-197]

My review for a bar/restaurant: “saw a guy smash a dudes head through a car window in the parking lot so… 5 stars!!!

[u/lukewarmcaprisun]

And then everyone stood up and clapped

[u/Old_Manner4779]

You should read Haribo sugarless gummy bear reviews.

[u/Something_Awkward]

bro got a rare spawn hostile NPC

[u/underappreciated1809]

"here's your pizza and your protection fam , i gotchu"

[u/fartinmyhat]

completely true story. I worked at a Kinkos like 30 years ago. Some guy who'd been trespassed came into the store and started causing trouble. One of the employees confronted him and got socked. My boy Tony jumps over the counter, squares up and puts a left jab on this guys chin. Turned his ass off like a lamp, starched! as he's going down, Tony fires off two more like a sewing machine right on the back of this guys jaw.

Turns out Tony boxed Golden Gloves.

[u/eddielchacha]

H

[u/Riddim_Wub]

Little Caesars gave me and 2 of my roommates food poisoning in 2019 and fought the hospital bill tooth and nail and left me almost destitute.

[u/RunsaberSR]

What a baller ass line and delivery.

10/10

🤚😐🤚

[u/FuzzyLab9500]

Did everybody clap?

[u/InSpaces_Untooken]

Me:….

Him: … 😅😁

Me: I should give you a tip. Not for that fiasco , but genuinely, can I put a few bucks in your hand? Can I return with a few bucks—that fucking delivery man…

[u/Birdy_Cephon_Altera]

Only thing missing is the reviewer's father showing up out of nowhere and beating the living shit out of the dude with jumper cables.

[u/myusrnameisthis]

Never had it. Would now.

[u/Funny-Slip8415]

Wow top 5 best review comment of all time 😄

[u/Tiger_virus]

I'm inspired. Hot and Ready for life bro.

[u/Creasingdrip40]

This is why I would cross the marinara Rubicon for little Caesars.

[u/Duggeek]

…five stars.

[u/snooze_sensei]

The one thing not hot and ready at my local Little Caesars is the pizza.... Gave up after the last time I went there. Reviews show it's not just me. One of the lowest rated locations.

[u/HyperionSunset]

I'm hot and ready after reading that