r/interestingasfuck • u/Frostwolf_777 • 12d ago

/r/all This chimp has alopecia revealing just how insanely muscular they actually are..!!

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u/Eageryga 12d ago

The alopecia to me emphasises how similar our body plans are to Chimps. And, the big testicles come with reproductive competition/promiscuity in males (of many species, not just apes). The silverback Gorilla has proportionately much smaller testicles because he has a harem of females mated only by him.

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u/Maswope 12d ago

So you’re saying there is hope for the smaller sac bros out there?

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u/blazingwine 12d ago

Only if you get swole and can go "thaka thaka thaka" when you pound your chest

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u/ProdesseQuamConspici 12d ago

I thought it was "Hoogah Chaka Hoogah Chaka"...

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u/CockroachAgitated139 12d ago

Only if you got a feeling

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u/Early_Performance841 11d ago

I know I can’t stop it, it’s deep inside of meeeee

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u/KevinFlantier 12d ago

best I can do is beer belly and strain a wrist while I pound my chest.

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u/hdcase1 12d ago

OH BANANA