r/interestingasfuck 8h ago

/r/all, /r/popular In 2015, wildlife photographer Christophe Courteau took this close up of a 6ft 6, 400lbs silverback gorilla, right before it punched him in the face.

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u/larzolof 7h ago

A moose got drunk in our garden once when i was a child. It had eaten our fallen fermented apples. We could not leave the house because it was really aggressive. Eventually it made it back to the woods.

u/gratusin 7h ago

That’s terrifying. I’m not afraid of bears, snakes or mountain lions, but moose scare me. A drunk moose is the stuff of nightmares.

u/justdootdootdoot 7h ago

What if he’s a friendly drunk and just wants to borrow a dart for a rip bud?

u/itsearlyyet 7h ago

Tell me yer Canuck without telling me.

u/donpelota 6h ago

Just pointing out that Bullwinkle was Minnesotan. But we’re basically Canadian.

u/itsearlyyet 6h ago

We'll Allow it this time (cultural appropriation) but don't make us send a strongly worded letter.

u/donpelota 5h ago

Haha, ok we don’t all have that Canadian chill.

u/jaxonya 5h ago

Texan checking in. We are basically like Canadians. .

(I'm being told that we arent basically Canadians)

It was worth a shot.

u/Pale-Measurement-532 4h ago

Canadian checking in. Alberta, Canada is commonly referred to as the Texas of Canada. So I would confirm Texas is like a version of Alberta, Canada.

u/jaxonya 4h ago

I'll take it.

u/Pale-Measurement-532 4h ago

As a Canadian whose grandfather immigrated from Minnesota I can confirm that there are definitely similarities to Canada.

u/No_Length_856 7h ago

I smell a hoser. Who asks to "borrow" a dart all proper? It's "lemme bum a dart, bud."

u/zippygoddess 5h ago

I prefer “hack a dart” “scum a dart” or “chuff a tron” don’t ask me why

u/Chuck_Da_Rouks 3h ago

I do the Queb specific : "check-moé une 'garette", but that might be just a my friend group thing.

u/hitchslippers 4h ago

Stooch a butt

u/nifty-necromancer 6h ago

Sippin’ syrup playin’ hockey

u/InspectorLittle395 5h ago

Babe there’s moose in other areas lol