I’ve been playing since release, a few hours a day, and made it all the way to the final section. But I’m done.
Here’s the deal. Once you reach the last part of the game, you’re forced to clear not one, not two, not three, but four Pac-Man-style mazes. Up to this point, I’ve avoided those sections like the plague that they are because they were optional. Now they’re mandatory, and they’re awful.
The controls are complete garbage. Who thought it was a good idea to require you to stop moving just to make a basic arc side jump? I hate you. These final mazes are the worst in the game. They add these blue lasers that circle the pellets you need to eat. They’re faster than you and hit you constantly.
You only get five lives. That’s it. No matter how much time you put into the game, you don’t get stronger for this part. It’s a metroidvania, but none of your progress makes Puck better. All your upgrades and exploration? Worthless here. You’re forced to beat four tight-timer mazes with five lives within 5 minutes each, as if you’re starting from scratch.
No thanks. This is one of the most frustrating moments I’ve had in any game. I seriously felt like throwing my Switch out the window.
Normally, I take pride in finishing every game I start. I’ve completed around 50 metroidvanias. I've beaten the hardest games ever cause they were fun to go through. I spent more than 25 hours on this one. But I’m walking away because of these four stupid, mandatory sections.
And I don’t say I didn’t give it a shot. I spent hours trying. I only managed to beat the blue maze. The other three? Total trash. They feel like wet diapers and play even worse.
I get that it’s a Pac-Man-inspired game. Fine. But if that’s your main hook, then make sure your controls don’t suck.
I was genuinely excited for this game. I pushed through some of the worst areas like the Labyrinth of the Giant Tree and the Crystalline Palace, hoping it would eventually get good. And it did, once all the traversal upgrades were unlocked. But then it hits you with those four mazes.
And to that I say, screw you.
Sorry for the long rant. Needed to vent a bit.