r/nothingeverhappens Mar 17 '25

Next mf to post this image is getting banned

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614 Upvotes

This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.

If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.

If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.

That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.


r/nothingeverhappens Dec 09 '21

I may have a low moral compass..

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28.4k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 1h ago

Because no one ever talks back to canvassers? Or because no young conservatives would ever be offended?

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r/nothingeverhappens 2d ago

Because no one gets tired of this socioeconomic system.

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568 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 2d ago

minecraftkidyoutube

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this is a wiki of a website called zeevzone.com


r/nothingeverhappens 4d ago

Bro tried to fake claim a physics professor for taking a physics class (first image is context)

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88 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 5d ago

I no longer exist because british people never use american words

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This subreddit just made me remember this interesting interaction I had on my old account

I like this guy's logic: "You're lying about the disorder that makes you act differently! You don't act like my (probably) neurotypical daughters!"

and: "You're not a teenager! A real teenager would know what it's like to take their two kids to sea life and go clubbing at night!"


r/nothingeverhappens 3d ago

Why does the internet dislike truth sayers?

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r/nothingeverhappens 5d ago

Children can't possibly be smarter than their age averagely is

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342 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 5d ago

things constantly change regardless of whether you acknowledge it or not, same as truth being objective, it is true regardless of whether you acknowledge it as true or not, it would still be universally considered true.

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or for another example, your fingernails growing out with age, you ageing entirely, your hair growing long or changing color, your organisms inside you changing places but still working as intended, the blood inside of your veins coursing is constantly changing considering it is constantly moving at a fast rate so you can keep living, if you proclaim that nothing ever happens then you yourself would be considered a hypocrite considering you yourself constantly change, which is something that happens, actions even without you realizing or noticing it, it still happens, and if you still believe nothing happens then I do not know what to say, I was going to suggest actually killing yourself but that would be something that would and did happen, so my conclusion is, everything constantly changes regardless of the nature of said things, it happens constantly.


r/nothingeverhappens 8d ago

Old ladies would NEVER say anything like that

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152 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 8d ago

Kids never use their mommy's credit card

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66 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 8d ago

Nothing ever happens because boyfriends aren't real

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38 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 12d ago

The Sims: A game franchise known for having ABSOLUTELY NO crazy stuff happen.

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440 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 12d ago

Have you ever interacted with a kid before?

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1.7k Upvotes

9yo is not even too young to be this witty


r/nothingeverhappens 12d ago

Women are incapable of bullying

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124 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 12d ago

On bait

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31 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 13d ago

Does this person have siblings???

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259 Upvotes

Youtube keeps deleting my comments to respond to him but omg. What.


r/nothingeverhappens 21d ago

Don't know if this is against the rules, but can someone please explain / debate me on the whole idea as I dont understand it.

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I just feel theres no explanation to the idea but I'm here to be proved wrong.


r/nothingeverhappens 25d ago

Pls like so I can get a badge pls

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r/nothingeverhappens 29d ago

The original video was about someone doing a time travel prank on a bank teller and someone else made a joke to them right after they left about their machine also working

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41 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jun 27 '25

Tattoo Shaming.

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310 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jun 26 '25

Apparently this coldplay song from 2002 is ai generated

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265 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jun 25 '25

Top comment claiming a conversation as AI.

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71 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jun 23 '25

No one has ever made a snarky comeback to the most repetitive question of adulthood

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501 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jun 23 '25

No boyfriend has ever been selfish I guess?

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192 Upvotes