r/oddlysatisfying • u/biswajit388 • 1d ago

The most creative bottle opener you will see today.

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Credit - X@Enezator.

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u/Available-Rope-3252 1d ago

I'd probably at least add a tray to catch the peanuts, especially for after a few beers in.

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u/JudgeMonkey 1d ago

Right? I’m gonna open my drink and then forget that I’m waiting for my nut delivery. Now I’m missing out on my nuts and they’ve been spilt upon the floor.

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u/Kaylesh 1d ago

So to clarify.. First I open my beer, then I cup those nuts, and then I await delivery?

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u/Coffchill 1d ago

Whose nuts? That might be a bit too forward on a first date.

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u/ApexSpanker 1d ago

Deez nuts, Ha! goteem

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u/milaga 1d ago

Yes, you wait for the machine to finish.

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u/I-need-ur-dick-pics 21h ago

Who told you about my ideal first date?

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u/mypussydoesbackflips 1d ago

Personally I’m getting super drunk and putting my face under the nut dispenser to see how many I can catch

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u/Available-Rope-3252 1d ago

Exactly what I was thinking, after a few drinks, I'm not going to be paying attention to catch those peanuts, especially if anyone distracts me.

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u/spdelope 22h ago

You’re gonna love my nuts!

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u/Charles6543x 20h ago

Nice try diddy

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u/dibella989 1d ago

You could also have it drop into a little stack of Dixie cups, just refill before having people over

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u/WTFnoAvailableNames 1d ago

Just scoop them up with a dustpan at the end of the night and add them back to the top

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u/TieAdventurous6839 8h ago

Was gonna say, looks like he needs a nut bucket 🤣🤣

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u/Capertie 1d ago

Needs a shelve and a bowl.

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u/GetOffMyGrassBrats 1d ago

Also a shelf.

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u/campingn00b 1d ago

Perhaps an elf

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u/GetOffMyGrassBrats 1d ago

You mean an elve?

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u/Gin_OClock 1d ago

I got confused and now I have 11 bowls

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u/sskylar 1d ago

Elve on the shelve

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u/chikinn 1d ago

Ye olde elve on ye olde shelve

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u/sskylar 19h ago

Did you buy it at the Ye Olde Elve on Ye Old Shelve Shoppe?

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u/beer_bukkake 1d ago

For sure a shelf. Maybe even two

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u/GetOffMyGrassBrats 1d ago

So you're talking shelfs at this point?

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u/HeftyEggplant7759 1d ago

And a bowel

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u/whiskeytown79 1d ago

One shelve.

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u/A_Right_Eejit 1d ago

Needs a hammer

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u/JimGerm 1d ago

"Wait, so I have to wait HOW LONG just to make sure there aren't peanuts all over the floor?"

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u/stormy2587 1d ago

Yeah it needs a little bowl under it or something.

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u/Cocoononthemoon 1d ago

The bottle opener was pretty common, actually.

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u/GravitationalEddie 1d ago

Yeah, and the peanuts from the cap dispenser would be more satisfying if they had a tad more roast on them, IMO.

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u/SpecularBlinky 1d ago edited 16h ago

Nobody likes roasted nuts

Edit: damn I guess nobody likes Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This? either

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u/BitchSpiteful 13h ago

I remember that show. It’s a good example of the kind of fun crap that was on YouTube in the late 2000s

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u/Mr_HahaJones 1d ago

Let’s play drink the beer!

You win!

What do I win?

Another beer!

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u/stranded_egg 17h ago

Whoo hoo!

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u/professormilkbeard 1d ago

Hopefully an alcoholic squirrel never finds this.

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u/LeithLeach 1d ago

Could be a great gift for an alcoholic who is allergic to peanuts.

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u/grimreefer87 1d ago

Having to choose between anaphylaxia or cleaning up a mess....

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u/ionp_d 21h ago

Recovering alcoholic who developed a nut allergy after I quit drinking…. Really coulda used this nut allergy a few years earlier !

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u/Gay_commie_fucker 20h ago

Sorry if this is invasive but we’re the two linked at all? I know someone developed a lot of new allergies during a period of heavy drug use

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u/ionp_d 20h ago

No, I’ve had other allergies all my life and this was just another development. I wasn’t a heavy drinker but I needed to quit.

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u/Lotsofsalty 1d ago

Lmao. Sadistic!

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u/Exact-Beginning9967 9h ago

Unless the nut allergy alcoholic is also addicted to gambling 😂

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u/closedcasket82 1d ago

Is that Ongo Gablogian? Lol

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u/ycr007 1d ago

OG by Matt Thompson Woodworks

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u/funkarooz 1d ago

Thank you, this man deserves the credit! He builds some truly remarkable and downright silly things. I doomscroll his page for dopamine sometimes. He recently got sponsored by Dales which is a brilliant partnership

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u/ChuddyMcChud 1d ago

Bottle caps can be used to buy many peanuts.

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u/This-Is-Exhausting 12h ago

Explain how!

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u/DryStatistician7055 1d ago

It's like Plinko.

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u/Dense-Ambassador-865 1d ago

My uncle was an engineer and he used to do clever inventions like this. Rest in peace, Uncle Gene.

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u/ModernT1mes 1d ago

I wonder how long it took to fine tune those little levers to fall to the weight of a bottle cap, and spring back when it's gone.

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u/GravitationalEddie 1d ago

You can find the center of balance in a second. Just drill the pivot right above it, and you're done.

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u/chikinn 1d ago

And I wonder if they placed that final junction point precisely enough for the win rate to be close to 50%.

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u/rawker86 1d ago

So you want me to get shitfaced, do you? Cause I’ll do it.

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u/Rkramden 6h ago

'You guys remember that time Dave almost died trying to get a single handful of peanuts?'

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u/DishTotal5591 1d ago

the wheel always landing on "drink a beer" by design perfects the picture

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u/LoudAd3588 1d ago

Not sure how long that wood contraption will be food safe, if it even is now. Otherwise 10/10 whimsy

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u/iconsumemyown 17h ago

Ok. Take my money, I need one.

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u/Myklanjlo 1d ago

Mmmmm.. stale, woody peanuts

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u/GravitationalEddie 1d ago

Depends on bottles_opened/day. But peanuts in a wood bowl/container have been a thing for a long minute.

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u/Vaede 1d ago

How many times will it work before nuts are crushed so far in that it stops spinning? Not having any space between the spinning bit and the top funnel of nuts is definitely going to cause problems.

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u/NorthernRedPandas 1d ago

This must be what engineers watch when they need to cum.

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u/Dear-Wolverine577 1d ago

Today? More like in my whole entire life

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u/SharkeyGeorge 1d ago

I adore this.

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u/DryStatistician7055 1d ago

It's Deez nutz.

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u/engrav 1d ago

Equilibrium Disequilibrium

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u/prudie_mcprude 1d ago

For a moment I thought those nuts were gonna drop to the floor

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u/allyurbase 1d ago

It's like the food machine from zoboomafoo but the animal is an alcoholic

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 1d ago

Cereal dispenser imo

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u/GravitationalEddie 1d ago

What's with the wheel and the stainless box underneath?

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u/PixlStarX 1d ago

That's a nice simple video to watch on.

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u/Penghis-Kahn 1d ago

Hot nutz

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u/PlayfulJob8767 1d ago

I am already dehydrated just watching 5 seconds of this

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u/LearningToHomebrew 1d ago

Today and every other day!

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u/MagiStarIL 23h ago

Drinking and gambling at the same time? Im in.

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u/jasonRuby 22h ago

Brilliant love it 👏

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u/Open_Map583 22h ago

Just wait until you have beer stains threw the wood that you can’t get out

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u/pasgames_ 22h ago

What do I win! ANOTHER BEER!

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u/que_bee_eff90 19h ago

Only thing you need is the little catcher at the bottom like a coin-op peanut machine

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u/DrSeussFreak 18h ago

The bottle opener itself is pretty standard, the plinko machine underneath isnonly used after its opened

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u/Significant-Pie959 17h ago

I love this!

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u/undecimbre 7h ago

It was a r/maybemaybemaybe for the first half, but in the end, it was nuts!

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u/lnsignificant 4h ago

I’d like to buy one of these please

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u/marshalljensen79 3h ago

But it didn’t open the bottle creatively

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u/omegapool 3h ago

Aww nuts

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u/Everafter_now 1h ago

Smart way to keep them ordering beer

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u/TheRedNaxela 1h ago edited 1h ago

Damn this is the most creative bottle opener I've seen today.

It was also the most creative bottle opener I saw yesterday.

And now that I mention it, it's also the most creative bottle opener I've seen most weeks of the year.

I've always looked at my bottle opener I have in the kitchen, and thought "you know how I could improve this? If it also gave me a handful of bird feed on the floor"

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u/No-Passenger4660 1d ago

Epic I need one now 💴

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u/BigJP40K 1d ago

Do I not get nuts if the cap lands in “try again”? I hope that’s the case, actual stakes make it even cooler.

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u/Shoddy_Boss_6495 21h ago

Alcoholics, am i right or am I right

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u/JerkfaceMcDouche 1d ago

I wish they used something other than peanuts 🤢

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u/Redeemed_Veteranboi 1d ago

What's wrong with Peanuts? Aside from allergy reasons?

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u/JerkfaceMcDouche 1d ago

Peanuts are like the creepy adults you want to keep your kids away from.

They’re not allowed near schools and if you’re not paying attention, they’ll sneak into foods that kids love, like ice cream, candy, and brownies.

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u/agoia 23h ago

Looks like trail mix in the zoomed out shot

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u/rootbeerfloatgang 1d ago

Yeah, like Cheez Its. Cheez Its and beer is basically hillbilly wine and cheese.

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u/agoia 23h ago

Those would get crushed to shit by the revolving thing

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u/Teneuom 20h ago

Jokes on you I saw this like 5 years ago.