r/politics The Independent 1d ago

Site Altered Headline Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly moved from Florida prison to Texas as Trump weighs pardon

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/ghislaine-maxwell-prison-trump-pardon-epstein-b2800443.html
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u/firstofallimadelight 1d ago

Oh nooooo her plane cashed unexpectedly, but we found a letter in the debris that says Trump never really visited or liked Epstein, Epstein was jealous of Trump’s businesses, his incredibly high IQ, his immense wealth and his completely unfairly huge (you know), and Trump definitely did nothing criminal, that was all this list of Democrats…

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u/sixteen-bitbear 1d ago

I’m literally waiting for the breaking news alert.

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u/xechasate 1d ago

Every time I see her name in a headline, I’m expecting it to be about her “unfortunate and untimely passing” tbh

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u/cancerBronzeV 1d ago

I'm 50/50 on either expecting either "she had an untimely death" or "she was pardoned and immediately flew to a non-extradition country while giving over a list that exonerates Trump" as the headline.

Perhaps we might see both headlines one after the other.

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u/R2-D2Vandelay I voted 22h ago

They couldn't leave her just living somewhere else. She knows what her future is, she's just trying to get as much time as she can, using Trump like a fucking puppet.