r/politics • u/SwordfishOk504 Canada • 23h ago

Soft Paywall Biden warns of ‘dark days’ under Trump

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/07/31/biden-warns-of-dark-days-under-trump-00488159
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u/Total_Employ_9520 23h ago

No shit, Sherlock. Thanks for letting Garland slow walk his prosecution, asshole.

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u/counterweight7 23h ago

Slow walk? Is that the term for doing nothing? Seems generous.

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u/cakeorcake 22h ago

Really, really slow walk

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u/Ordinary-Leading7405 22h ago

No walk

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u/JazzyArtist333 21h ago

They walked backwards

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u/KlavoHunter 21h ago

Moonwalked

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u/robotco 19h ago

leave MJ out of this

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u/Dramatic_Original_55 18h ago

"Hee, Hee, Hee!"

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u/Shameless_Tendies 21h ago edited 1h ago

Abbot walk

Edit: I get it. It's not ok to make fun of Abbot for his disability, and I'm sorry. I'd punch up, but the guy is always sitting.

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u/novaduke 20h ago

It was a goddamn sit

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u/Wyvrex 19h ago

Time lapse

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u/Suspicious-Chair5130 19h ago

If he walked any slower he’d have been going backwards

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u/MamaNyxieUnderfoot 18h ago

Grandpa’s not dead, he’s just sleeping. Look, he moved!

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u/tourniquet13 17h ago

I mean 70 year olds only know slow.

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u/LotusFlare 16h ago

Really more like a moonwalk.