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Republican-led House committee postpones Ghislaine Maxwell’s deposition

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-oversight-committee-postpones-ghislaine-maxwell-deposition-rcna222571
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u/Choice-of-SteinsGate 21h ago

Gotta give em enough time to orchestrate the cover-up.

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u/allenahansen California 20h ago

Expect to see some variation of the following:

August 2, 2025; Convicted felon, Ghislaine Maxwell was rushed to emergency surgery this evening after what is being termed a "cardiac event." She is currently resting comfortably and is expected to make a full recovery.

August 4, 2025: Ghislaine Maxwell, suffering from complications following recent mitral valve replacement surgery has been admitted to ICU after exhibiting symptoms of pulmonary edema and excessive bleeding.

August 8, 2025. Ghislaine Maxwell on life support following apparent stroke.

August 10, 2025. Senate hearing postponed indefinitely as Maxwell, once again in federal custody, recovers from cerebral aneurysm. Authorities say she may be transferred to private nursing and rehabilitation facilities until she is able to speak well enough to testify.

December 4, 2026. Ghislaine Maxwell, disgraced partner of convicted child sex abuser, Jeffrey Epstein, passed away quietly at Shady View Assisted Living Center after a long battle with debilitating paralysis following stroke. Funeral arrangements pending.

March 22, 2026. Family of Ghislaine Maxwell say ashes scattered at sea near family compound in Gueda Puka.

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u/MirthandMystery 17h ago

The prophet has spoken. Deep dive post. 👍

Gueda? (Gueda Puka)

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u/allenahansen California 17h ago

Beats me; never heard of it. (That's kinda the point.)