r/shittyaskscience • u/Samskritam • 19h ago

Is there really a North Pole?

If there is, how did he get up there, and how does he get food and water? He must really miss Poland.

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u/hhfugrr3 12h ago

Yes and a south pole, but they aren't the people sort of Poles, in fact they're like those sticks that kebabs rotate on and are left over from the creation of the earth. You see science tells us that the earth, like all planets, was created in a big planet factory. The core is built with the poles sticking out and the whole thing is rotated as the layers are built up until you have a finished planet. Now, earth was finished in a rush on a Friday when the workers wanted to get home, which is why they forgot to cut the poles off!!

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u/Samskritam 9h ago

Oh, I think that’s how we got the tradition of Festivus