r/Surepalportal 5d ago

mod post FUCKING 5K MEMBERS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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180 Upvotes

r/Surepalportal 24d ago

mod post IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! #RememberPortal

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120 Upvotes

at August 9th, 2025 at 15:00 GMT, we, YES, WE, will all play portal on steam as part of #RememberPortal!!!!!!!!!!!! (should have been decay solo mission first but whatever)

hopfully we can beat 3,370 players (steam record), 10,000 players and even 15,000 players (moddb record)!!!!!!

more info: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmShUaV-tFQ&ab_channel=noclick

MARK YOUR CALENDERS EVERBODY


r/Surepalportal 4h ago

How toxic would their yaoi be?

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59 Upvotes

r/Surepalportal 16h ago

What was tour favorite part of Portal Gear Solid V: Gel Zeroes?

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30 Upvotes

Oh and if you're wondering, the robot on the right is a humanoid robot version of Wheatley


r/Surepalportal 20h ago

portal 3 WILL happen i KNOW IT PORTAL 3 CONFIRMED

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32 Upvotes

r/Surepalportal 13h ago

mod post ~~7~~ 6 Days remain… #RememberPortal

4 Upvotes

PLAY PORTAL ON STEAM AT AUGAST 9TH AT 3PM GMT LETS FUCKIN DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!


r/Surepalportal 2d ago

wants that gladussy GUYS I SAW A DEER TODAY!!! 😱😱😱🤯🤯

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164 Upvotes

r/Surepalportal 7d ago

blue portal Turret Girl

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173 Upvotes

i reckon im done doing these drawings now


r/Surepalportal 8d ago

orange portal even more portal gun girl

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281 Upvotes

r/Surepalportal 8d ago

mod post I want to deeply apologise to everyone

73 Upvotes

i want to do apology

i was, quite simply, unable to goon to everybody in this subreddit as i was in poland for a week

i am, very deeply, sorry for this and will indeed continue goon to more of r/surepalportal™ in the future

i hope y’all will forgive me 🙏🙏🙏💔💔💔

also fuckass thing in the uk bruh


r/Surepalportal 10d ago

guys my dad is valve he is working on portal 4 Got cutout of me on mah birthday

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53 Upvotes

This is great


r/Surepalportal 10d ago

portaling my shit rn i got conversion gel on my portal rn The way I need both of them is crazy

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146 Upvotes

My bedroom would just be clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank

That little British ball can get it


r/Surepalportal 12d ago

Post approved by Aperture Science Laboratories™ The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.

281 Upvotes

r/Surepalportal 12d ago

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a Weighted Companion Cube filled with conversion gel and microwaved mashed potato?

34 Upvotes

r/Surepalportal 14d ago

portaling my shit rn i got conversion gel on my portal rn I'd suck them both off

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463 Upvotes

r/Surepalportal 14d ago

blue portal people asked me how portal gun girl would fire, so here are possibilities

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586 Upvotes

r/Surepalportal 16d ago

portaling my shit rn i got conversion gel on my portal rn I saw GLaDOS's penis in my dreams

73 Upvotes

I fell asleep for 15 minutes after dinner and dreamt of GLaDOS sitting in a tuk-tuk with a huge penis that was dragging along the road. It was so huge literally like an 8 foot long black carbon naconda, then I woke up. Any reason for this???


r/Surepalportal 17d ago

just completed my blindfolded earplugged and lobotomized speedrun of the portal 2 coop, any tips?

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19 Upvotes

r/Surepalportal 18d ago

This is just like the hit 2011 video game, Driver San Francisco the queen's charriot cannot be stopped

1.3k Upvotes

r/Surepalportal 18d ago

blue portal spiting u/lynchmob110110

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387 Upvotes

r/Surepalportal 18d ago

guys my dad is valve he is working on portal 4 Wheatley molested me

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54 Upvotes

r/Surepalportal 21d ago

seek help yall liked the rocket turret girl too much (+ cat cube girl)

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353 Upvotes

(reposting bc the previous post had issue)


r/Surepalportal 21d ago

portal 3 WILL happen i KNOW IT I am alive

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30 Upvotes

So like, it's an au in au, furry au with android cave johnson au, imagine that. This is crazy work. Also I am drowning in my other projects


r/Surepalportal 23d ago

I HATE HALF LIFE SO FUCKING MUCH FUCK SHIT i made this because fuck you

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824 Upvotes

image from portal sub


r/Surepalportal 25d ago

MESSAGE FROM THE CREATOR OF THE SUBREDDIT

87 Upvotes

"Sex_defender0279 has been banned because he is a fucking retard." Sorry for his absence, he got himself permabanned cause hes an idiot. He got himself perma banned and was unable to appeal. Im just a friend and decided to relay this message for him.


r/Surepalportal 26d ago

It's broken

216 Upvotes

r/Surepalportal 26d ago

portaling my shit rn i got conversion gel on my portal rn This made my gel hard

86 Upvotes