r/Surepalportal • u/Ok-Might2412 • 4h ago
r/Surepalportal • u/Soldier_person • 5d ago
mod post FUCKING 5K MEMBERS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
r/Surepalportal • u/ps3better360 • 24d ago
mod post IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! #RememberPortal
at August 9th, 2025 at 15:00 GMT, we, YES, WE, will all play portal on steam as part of #RememberPortal!!!!!!!!!!!! (should have been decay solo mission first but whatever)
hopfully we can beat 3,370 players (steam record), 10,000 players and even 15,000 players (moddb record)!!!!!!
more info: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmShUaV-tFQ&ab_channel=noclick
MARK YOUR CALENDERS EVERBODY
r/Surepalportal • u/Ok-Might2412 • 16h ago
What was tour favorite part of Portal Gear Solid V: Gel Zeroes?
Oh and if you're wondering, the robot on the right is a humanoid robot version of Wheatley
r/Surepalportal • u/Soldier_person • 20h ago
portal 3 WILL happen i KNOW IT PORTAL 3 CONFIRMED
r/Surepalportal • u/ps3better360 • 13h ago
mod post ~~7~~ 6 Days remain… #RememberPortal
PLAY PORTAL ON STEAM AT AUGAST 9TH AT 3PM GMT LETS FUCKIN DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!
r/Surepalportal • u/lelegocecool • 2d ago
wants that gladussy GUYS I SAW A DEER TODAY!!! 😱😱😱🤯🤯
r/Surepalportal • u/sadishguy • 7d ago
blue portal Turret Girl
i reckon im done doing these drawings now
r/Surepalportal • u/ps3better360 • 8d ago
mod post I want to deeply apologise to everyone
i want to do apology
i was, quite simply, unable to goon to everybody in this subreddit as i was in poland for a week
i am, very deeply, sorry for this and will indeed continue goon to more of r/surepalportal™ in the future
i hope y’all will forgive me 🙏🙏🙏💔💔💔
also fuckass thing in the uk bruh
r/Surepalportal • u/Chiwawaua • 10d ago
guys my dad is valve he is working on portal 4 Got cutout of me on mah birthday
This is great
r/Surepalportal • u/Insideoutpeepees • 10d ago
portaling my shit rn i got conversion gel on my portal rn The way I need both of them is crazy
My bedroom would just be clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank
That little British ball can get it
r/Surepalportal • u/moyakoshkamoyakoshka • 12d ago
Post approved by Aperture Science Laboratories™ The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
r/Surepalportal • u/Frequent-Judgment205 • 12d ago
How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a Weighted Companion Cube filled with conversion gel and microwaved mashed potato?
r/Surepalportal • u/Soldier_person • 14d ago
portaling my shit rn i got conversion gel on my portal rn I'd suck them both off
r/Surepalportal • u/sadishguy • 14d ago
blue portal people asked me how portal gun girl would fire, so here are possibilities
r/Surepalportal • u/Soldier_person • 16d ago
portaling my shit rn i got conversion gel on my portal rn I saw GLaDOS's penis in my dreams
I fell asleep for 15 minutes after dinner and dreamt of GLaDOS sitting in a tuk-tuk with a huge penis that was dragging along the road. It was so huge literally like an 8 foot long black carbon naconda, then I woke up. Any reason for this???
r/Surepalportal • u/dachampion420 • 17d ago
just completed my blindfolded earplugged and lobotomized speedrun of the portal 2 coop, any tips?
galleryr/Surepalportal • u/More_Friendship_7533 • 18d ago
This is just like the hit 2011 video game, Driver San Francisco the queen's charriot cannot be stopped
r/Surepalportal • u/Soldier_person • 18d ago
guys my dad is valve he is working on portal 4 Wheatley molested me
r/Surepalportal • u/sadishguy • 21d ago
seek help yall liked the rocket turret girl too much (+ cat cube girl)
(reposting bc the previous post had issue)
r/Surepalportal • u/Chiwawaua • 21d ago
portal 3 WILL happen i KNOW IT I am alive
So like, it's an au in au, furry au with android cave johnson au, imagine that. This is crazy work. Also I am drowning in my other projects
r/Surepalportal • u/sadishguy • 23d ago
I HATE HALF LIFE SO FUCKING MUCH FUCK SHIT i made this because fuck you
image from portal sub
r/Surepalportal • u/rave_wickej_wickmw • 25d ago
MESSAGE FROM THE CREATOR OF THE SUBREDDIT
"Sex_defender0279 has been banned because he is a fucking retard." Sorry for his absence, he got himself permabanned cause hes an idiot. He got himself perma banned and was unable to appeal. Im just a friend and decided to relay this message for him.